Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
As a result, at times the Torah reads like a spiteful story being written in a remote corner of the schoolyard by a nine-year-old kid who keeps getting beaten up by all the cool kids, and who has no other outlet for frustration. "And then a dog had sex with a donkey, and what came out was Jonathan Ledermeyer, who everybody totally hates behind his back and calls 'Horse-face.' And later, a snake had sex with a pig, and Julia Melloni was born, and that's why to this day Julia is a total retard who won't let me play with her Gameboy Advance, and all of her brothers are total perverts and her parents are poor."

Tell us again about the part where "Moe then goes and marries some 6 year old girl"

Oops, wrong book.

not7yS

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

I did always suspect that the Qabalah originated with the unpopular geek with pimples who ran the Math Club.

If one will be interviewing with a major ISP, and anticipates being asked, "Whom do you use for Internet access?" How would one respond (other than with the likely deal-breaking "[insert competitor name], because I find your pop-ups annoying and your navigation horrid.")?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Buster Hyphen, Grammar Gigolo
If one will be interviewing with a major ISP, and anticipates being asked, "Whom do you use for Internet access?" How would one respond (other than with the likely deal-breaking "[insert competitor name], because I find your pop-ups annoying and your navigation horrid.")?

You should tell AOL that you were given a gift subscription to (name provider here) and you just stayed with them since people were used to the email address.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You should tell AOL that you were given a gift subscription to (name provider here) and you just stayed with them since people were used to the email address.

Also refrain from using the words "do not need training wheels" when talking about why you don't use AOL.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Also refrain from using the words "do not need training wheels" when talking about why you don't use AOL.

Since you'll already be lying, why not add that you will be just thrilled to switch upon gaining said employment.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Also refrain from using the words "do not need training wheels" when talking about why you don't use AOL.

I would simply point out that, by looking through alt.free.servers periodically, one can line up a bunch of open hacks to ISP's and never have to pay a dime, and, heck, "wouldn't such attention to costs be a great attribute in a new employee?"

Well, unless you really wanted to work there, I guess.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Tell us again about the part where "Moe then goes and marries some 6 year old girl"

Only a lawyer would read a book with the belief that all the bad parts are entirely true, but the rest is utterly false. But it takes a special kind of idiot to say that the parts that he actually believes are proof that the balance is false.

Either believe or disbelieve. It will surprise you to learn that I don't particularly care which one you settle on; consistency is all I ask. For the rest, you'll have to debate with someone who believes the Qur'an is true, as I cannot provide that service, and never could.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since you'll already be lying, why not add that you will be just thrilled to switch upon gaining said employment.

AOL can book such a statement as 45,000 new subscribers.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is probably for the politics board, but it'd be much more fun to talk about here.

"I have no problem with homosexuality — I have a problem with homosexual acts, as I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships," Rick Santorum said during an interview taped April 7 in his Senate office.

I think it would be helpful if he went sex act by sex act and let us know if it were ok. I fear that many of us may be engaging in non-Republican sex acts. We're probably all on safe ground engaging in missionary (or is that mercenary?) position intercourse, but after that, who knows? I assume that any and all back-door action is totally out now, which impacts at least two of us here on the FB. Probably three-ways are out, too. What about blow jobs, though? I'd hate to be blowing someone and find out that I'm engaging in an act outside traditional heterosexual relationship, though it's been a pretty traditional part of all of my heterosexual relationships.

He did give a partial list in making his original gaffe, in which he equated homosexuality with, among other things, bestiality, necrophilia, and incest

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Sheeyit. I wish I looked that good.

TM

[SEC_Chick]

Have you checked out what they're releasing for this season?

Here's the play list:


1. God Bless the USA - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
2. What The World Needs Now - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
3. Superstar - Ruben Studdard
4. On The Wings of Love - Clay Aiken
5. At Last - Julia DeMato
6. Three Times A Lady - Joshua Gracin
7. Let's Stay Together - Trenyce
8. Back at One - Rickey Smith
9. Killing Me Softly With His Song - Kimberly Caldwell
10. Open Arms - Corey Clark
11. How Do I Live - Carmen Rasmussen
12. Over The Rainbow - Kimberley Locke
13. Overjoyed - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2


Can you imagine paying to hear Josh sing 3 times a lady or Julia sing anything? Or to have Kim C kill you painfully with her song? There are only about 3 songs on there I would want to hear and they aren't over the rainbow or Corey the abuser.

I think I'll wait for Ruben's album and Clay's original cast recording.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Only a lawyer would read a book with the belief that all the bad parts are entirely true, but the rest is utterly false. But it takes a special kind of idiot to say that the parts that he actually believes are proof that the balance is false.

Either believe or disbelieve. It will surprise you to learn that I don't particularly care which one you settle on; consistency is all I ask. For the rest, you'll have to debate with someone who believes the Qur'an is true, as I cannot provide that service, and never could.

The fact that are several million lunatics - who would love to see the death of both you and me - believe it to be true is more than enough for me.

not7yS

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The fact that are several million lunatics - who would love to see the death of both you and me - believe it to be true is more than enough for me.

not7yS

We don't hold the depraved actions of the Manson gang against The Beatles. At least, I don't.

(spree: Cecil Adams)

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Have you checked out what they're releasing for this season?

Here's the play list:


1. God Bless the USA - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
2. What The World Needs Now - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2
3. Superstar - Ruben Studdard
4. On The Wings of Love - Clay Aiken
5. At Last - Julia DeMato
6. Three Times A Lady - Joshua Gracin
7. Let's Stay Together - Trenyce
8. Back at One - Rickey Smith
9. Killing Me Softly With His Song - Kimberly Caldwell
10. Open Arms - Corey Clark
11. How Do I Live - Carmen Rasmussen
12. Over The Rainbow - Kimberley Locke
13. Overjoyed - American Idol 10 Finalists Season 2


Can you imagine paying to hear Josh sing 3 times a lady or Julia sing anything? Or to have Kim C kill you painfully with her song? There are only about 3 songs on there I would want to hear and they aren't over the rainbow or Corey the abuser.

I think I'll wait for Ruben's album and Clay's original cast recording.

Kill me now. Don't we have a vomit smilie?

AM(let me out of this elevator to hell)M