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11-09-2005, 12:23 PM
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#3076
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Po Bronson
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maureen Dowd must be blowing the right people. Really well. And often.
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Even the Washington Post scooped you on that one.
eta: link still works for me, but the Post was reporting difficulties with its site
Last edited by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.); 11-09-2005 at 12:30 PM..
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11-09-2005, 12:25 PM
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#3077
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And he's got a prettier dick. I'm just saying.
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Some dicks are "prettier" than others?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 12:25 PM
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#3078
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Po Bronson
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 12:26 PM
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#3079
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some dicks are "prettier" than others?
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This comes as a shock to you? You must have one ugly dick.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-09-2005, 12:27 PM
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#3080
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some dicks are "prettier" than others?
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If you didn't know that, then you must have one of the ugly ones.
My dick is smoldering. |
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11-09-2005, 12:29 PM
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#3081
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by barely_legal
If you didn't know that, then you must have one of the ugly ones.
My dick is smoldering.
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Thanks. I appreciate chicks who know that quality, not quantity, is what matters. |
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11-09-2005, 12:30 PM
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#3082
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
My dick is smoldering.
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You should see a doctor about that. That is definitely not normal.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-09-2005, 12:30 PM
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#3083
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You should see a doctor about that. That is definitely not normal.
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But it does get you a point on the purity test. |
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11-09-2005, 12:31 PM
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#3084
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This comes as a shock to you? You must have one ugly dick.
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I've been told it's "perfect". Never "pretty".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 12:32 PM
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#3085
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
If you didn't know that, then you must have one of the ugly ones.
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I was wondering why it was entered into the Inner Beauty Dick Pageant...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 12:34 PM
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#3086
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some dicks are "prettier" than others?
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Duh. Yes. |
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11-09-2005, 12:35 PM
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#3087
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was wondering why it was entered into the Inner Beauty Dick Pageant...
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I bet it could perform a great talent act with a camel toe. |
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11-09-2005, 12:35 PM
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#3088
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But it does get you a point on the purity test.
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Sex like burning!!!!!!! It's the "Ping! Pow! of yore. |
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11-09-2005, 12:41 PM
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#3089
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've been told it's "perfect".
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Hate to break it to you, but Hank exaggerates. A .lot.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 12:42 PM
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#3090
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Attention Shape Shifter
A long time ago you posted a link to the "A-list" or some such. Anyway, it was funny. Could you repost it, pretty please?
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