Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by dtb
Hmmmm.

Yes. I think I could imagine.

Why are you taking another bar?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dc_chef
My wife went to two Ivy League schools. Where do I rank on the coolness scale?

Send me a picture of her tits and I'll tell you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which tier of Ivy?

Beer pong tier, far above the prole Beirut level.*













* Beirut is a dull form of beer pong for people who are paddle challenged.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I have a friend whose wife works and makes serious bank. He did fine, but she makes serious bank. Speculate 7 figures. So he now stays at home. With the two kids. And with the two live in nannies. But he has a relatively newish M5 if he needs to run errands or something.

that my friend, is trophy living.

eta: And nary an Ivy in sight.

If he's tapping the nannies, he wins Craziest Motherfucker of the Year.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If he's tapping the nannies, he wins Craziest Motherfucker of the Year.

His wife is smarter than that. Aesthetically untappable. Big time.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
My children start many a conversation with "Do you know what I heard in school today?.

Back in the day, I would repeatedly object to questions like that.

"Sir, do you remember whether you gave her a Dirty Sanchez?"

Now I don't care.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Thank you, my electronic friends, for telling me to watch Office Space.

Very odd to watch ncs's avatar move and talk, etc.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Early GWNC: "Pardon me, boys. I seem to be lost. Can any of you point me in the direction of the nearest cock?"

TM

I should probably STP, and undoubtedly I am turning into wanker, but I think you mean "largest" not "nearest."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So the key to getting porn is "drunk texting" and not "drunk dialing"?

I will pass that along.

if you don't mind homemade porn and you make sure to text to a [i]camera[/] phone.

et clarify.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I call BS. Harvard I only hung out there. Watched beer pong.

I had a Yale ex boyfriend.

str8 went to Yale??!!!!!*



*Sorry

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Warrant? What country are you living in?

BarBri isn't teaching WOT rules. Because They Hate America.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
i think you get all me text messages.

Is he Irish?

Anyhow, BnB will fly him to Vegas. And might do him, too, as long as he doesn't require the chapel bit first.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hot wife?

Unfortunately for the flower, a geek like that probably isn't into wife swapping.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Dear Miss Manners:

I would not have wanted to give my name under the circumstances but couldn't think of a polite way, if I'd been the one asked, to decline to do so. How can you turn a guy like this off?

By whispering, "I'm traveling incognito. Please don't give me away. Pretend you don't know me."

Al Coholic
I.P. Freely
Jacques Strapped
Seymour Butz
Hugh Jass
Bea O'Problem
Amanda Huggenkiss
Anita Bath

[Tables R Us]

Radio isn't only for ugly people. NPR's Faith Salie who hosts Fair Game looks quite nice. Brains too: an ivy, magna, phi beta kappa.