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10-05-2004, 06:23 PM
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#3091
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Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's because men's emotions change for no apparent reason. It's scary. You never know whether you'll be able to jolly them out of it, or whether trying will just piss them off more.
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Hint: with men it's not "jollying" that works.
How was your pizza this afternoon? |
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10-05-2004, 06:23 PM
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#3092
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by RealityBites
You forgot the "e"
Sexiest fu(k.
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I missed you. |
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10-05-2004, 06:24 PM
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#3093
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Hint: with men it's not "jollying" that works.
How was your pizza this afternoon?
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What pizza? I didn't get an ass-fucking pizza. Hank probably collected money from all of you to pay for the pizza and then went to a strip club. |
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10-05-2004, 06:24 PM
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#3094
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why would I yell at my secretary when I can just take my inarticulable frustration out on my boyfriend?
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The taking it out on the boyfriend is always implied, silly. |
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10-05-2004, 06:28 PM
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#3095
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why would I yell at my secretary when I can just take my inarticulable frustration out on my boyfriend?
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Why not take it out on your secretary? |
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10-05-2004, 06:31 PM
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#3096
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Moving on up
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Cyberspace
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What pizza? I didn't get an ass-fucking pizza. Hank probably collected money from all of you to pay for the pizza and then went to a strip club.
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Dammit. I always fall for that one. |
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10-05-2004, 06:34 PM
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#3097
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
fuçk
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That's kinda cute. How do you make the c with the little spermatozoidal tail?
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10-05-2004, 06:36 PM
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#3098
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's OK he sleeps all night and he works all day
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Originally posted by TalkSock
Could be worse. Could be the Lumberjack song.
And in the news....how drunk was this guy?
BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Why was he chopping chickend while naked? It's an interesting question...
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10-05-2004, 06:37 PM
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#3099
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Monday morning griping
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And Sebby, don't be such a sissy. I have had sushi made at homes on many occasions and it has been excellent and there have been no health problems, and I live thousands of miles from a coast. Ceviche seems like an even safer bet. But when you visit, I promise we'll go out for dinner. And not for sushi. Although I think the sushi places around here are fine, I generally assume people do not travel to the upper Midwest to check out the raw seafood.
Anyhoo, this has been a nice chat about seafood. Having a good discussion is like having riches.
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I still say its reckless to make homemade sushi. But do as you like.
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10-05-2004, 06:38 PM
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#3100
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Why not take it out on your secretary?
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mmmmmmm, secretary...
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10-05-2004, 06:39 PM
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#3101
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's kinda cute. How do you make the c with the little spermatozoidal tail?
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Just type it in french.
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10-05-2004, 06:40 PM
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#3102
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Monday morning griping
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I still say its reckless to make homemade sushi. But do as you like.
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I've made it and served it to guests, with no ill effects. Buy the best fish you can find and serve it the same day, and you'll be fine...
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10-05-2004, 06:41 PM
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#3103
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shut up and take my clothes off.
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Wow. I need to remember to keep my smile to less than full wattage.
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10-05-2004, 06:42 PM
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#3104
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's kinda cute. How do you make the c with the little spermatozoidal tail?
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that is known as a cedilla.
I had to have sex with a french guy to give birth to it. But you can make it by either copying mine, or going to Microsoft word, finding it in your symbols menu and then copying it onto your post. There must be a way to make it with just keystrokes, but I don't know that one. |
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10-05-2004, 06:43 PM
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#3105
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why would I yell at my secretary when I can just take my inarticulable frustration out on my boyfriend?
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I thought your boyfriend is your secretary.
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