Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If they are in one's labia, very carefully.

No, I'm serious. Just going around the outsides of the studs (like you could if you had e.g. two columns of nails in a board) wouldn't seem to work well in the context of mobile flesh, and if you did a complete loop around each stud before taking the ribbon/string to the next stud, the ribbon or string or whatever wouldn't be movable.

I don't see why this would hurt unless someone were trying to pull the labia apart while they were laced up.

(Toyed with the idea of piercings before law school)

[Cheater's girlfriend]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Um, that's not you, is it sweetie?

Of course not snookums. And remember to come home early for that "special" dinner I'm making for you tonight.

Don't be alarmed if you find your clothes on the front lawn. I'm just drying them. They somehow came in contact with a flammable liquid or something.

And remember, you have to go to sleep eventually.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Cheater's girlfriend
Of course not snookums. And remember to come home early for that "special" dinner I'm making for you tonight.

Don't be alarmed if you find your clothes on the front lawn. I'm just drying them.

And remember, you have to go to sleep eventually.

Whew! As long as you're quiet.

[Cheater's girlfriend]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Whew! As long as you're quiet.

Quiet? What's that supposed to mean? You mean you don't want the neighbors to hear when I have your nuts in a vice, twisting them until you cry for mercy? Is that what you mean? Or do you mean that you want me to be quiet? Are you telling me what to do again?

When you come home you've got some explaining to do. Or I'll beat you like a rug. Again.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Cheater's girlfriend
Quiet? What's that supposed to mean? You mean you don't want the neighbors to hear when I have your nuts in a vice, twisting them until you cry for mercy? Is that what you mean? Or do you mean that you want me to be quiet? Are you telling me what to do again?

When you come home you've got some explaining to do. Or I'll beat you like a rug. Again.

Watch it. You don't want to be cautioned for impersonating a certain admin.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, I'm serious. Just going around the outsides of the studs (like you could if you had e.g. two columns of nails in a board) wouldn't seem to work well in the context of mobile flesh, and if you did a complete loop around each stud before taking the ribbon/string to the next stud, the ribbon or string or whatever wouldn't be movable.

I don't see why this would hurt unless someone were trying to pull the labia apart while they were laced up.

(Toyed with the idea of piercings before law school)

I used the term "stud" to contrast it with "ring". In piercing terminology, that means it doesn't loop through. The stud can be shaped such that a lace would go around it and stay secure -- i.e., like an upside-down J. Just like on a hunting boot.

It would hurt because you have a dozen holes punched through your pussy.

The lacing would hurt more because if it was tight, it would pull at the studs and at the holes in your pussy. But she didn't lace them. Like I said. In the original post. Just that she could have.

Leave it to you to make the discussion of a labia-piercing so stunningly boring because you insist on asking stupid questions about minutiae.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I used the term "stud" to contrast it with "ring". In piercing terminology, that means it doesn't loop through. The stud can be shaped such that a lace would go around it and stay secure -- i.e., like an upside-down J. Just like on a hunting boot.

It would hurt because you have a dozen holes punched through your pussy.

The lacing would hurt more because if it was tight, it would pull at the studs and at the holes in your pussy. But she didn't lace them. Like I said. In the original post. Just that she could have.

Leave it to you to make the discussion of a labia-piercing so stunningly boring because you insist on asking stupid questions about minutiae.

Are there any tax implications?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(Toyed with the idea of piercings before law school)

What was it about law school that affected your decision?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are there any tax implications?

There are always tax implications. And I have this advice for all of you. Don't get married. The IRS will sock it to you. And especially don't get married and live in NY, where it takes an eternity to get divorced. We are currently seeking out quickie divorce places with no residency requirements, so if anyone has any tips, please send them my way.

And since piercing was the original subject, the 15th anniversary of my belly button piercing is coming up in May. May 1990, before it became ubiquitous. So everyone should celebrate by having a drink on my abdomen.

My first tattoo was August 1988. Fuck.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It would hurt because you have a dozen holes punched through your pussy.

Did she explain why she did this? Did you actually see it? Wouldn't it hurt her sexual partners? What about oral sex!!!????

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What was it about law school that affected your decision?

For some reason, this exchange reminded me of the requirement (in most jurisdictions) to be fingerprinted upon admission to the bar.

Far as I know, the biometrics are still limited to fingerprints.

Carry on.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We are currently seeking out quickie divorce places with no residency requirements, so if anyone has any tips, please send them my way.

Doesn't Chihuahua, Mexico still do quickie divorces?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are always tax implications. And I have this advice for all of you. Don't get married. The IRS will sock it to you. And especially don't get married and live in NY, where it takes an eternity to get divorced. We are currently seeking out quickie divorce places with no residency requirements, so if anyone has any tips, please send them my way.

I offered you a quickie that I assume would have furthered your divorce plans.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We are currently seeking out quickie divorce places with no residency requirements, so if anyone has any tips, please send them my way.

Nevada?

A quick Google search revealed these guys. They purpose to be legit, but any site with a rotating Visa/AmEx logo would make me nervous.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Doesn't Chihuahua, Mexico still do quickie divorces?

I will investigate. A trip to Mexico could be fun. I just know what I know from soap operas (i.e. Dominican republic).