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11-09-2005, 12:43 PM
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#3091
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's really just so cute when white people do this.
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Merde! Outed!
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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11-09-2005, 12:46 PM
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#3092
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Merde! Outed!
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11-09-2005, 12:48 PM
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#3093
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hate to break it to you, but Hank exaggerates. A .lot.
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Maybe, but he's seen his fair share of dicks.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 12:50 PM
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#3094
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by dtb
I cannot believe you wrote this. I was going to ask the very same thing - but couldn't figure out how to word it appropriately (because I think my husband could be a contender for this martini-glass thing, but I'm not sure of the rules).
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I'd always heard margarita glass, but whatever.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-09-2005, 12:51 PM
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#3095
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I bet it could perform a great talent act with a camel toe.
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Just watched both episodes last night. I'm cracking up just thinking about it...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 12:53 PM
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#3096
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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For balt
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Nope. No one cares. Except maybe dtb's husband, and I can take that guy.
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Big talk from such a little monkey.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-09-2005, 12:55 PM
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#3097
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some dicks are "prettier" than others?
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Contrary to its general commone use, in this case, prettiness increases with size.
Look on the bright side... Being hung like a blackhead gives you cred. You'll never be a pretty-boy.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-09-2005, 12:55 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe, but he's seen his fair share of dicks.
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Touche(accent over the "e"). I stand corrected.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 12:58 PM
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#3099
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd always heard margarita glass, but whatever.
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You and Bruce refer to it as "champagne glass," don't you?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-09-2005, 01:00 PM
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#3100
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You should see a doctor about that. That is definitely not normal.
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Don't you mean "Customer Support"?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-09-2005, 01:02 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd like to be thin and able to eat all the salami I want.
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...but now that I have a family, I can't live that life anymore.
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11-09-2005, 01:02 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If you are wearing a teal and black rag-like cheerleading outfit (which is heinous in and of itself) while lying on the ground in a pose I have photos of myself in circa 1987 (when I was 14, not 24), why would you have such a sour expression on your face? Where is the cheer? Especially if you are hooking up with a Picasso faced lesbian in a bathroom stall, you should be HAPPY. I wanted to see more glee in that photo. If I were Tyra, I would not be holding her photo in my hands. This is not her best shot. Her eyes aren't even fierce.
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There are 8 beautiful women in front of me, but I only have 7 photos in my hands. These photos represent the women who are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
Renee, the judges see from week to week a vivacious, full of life, peppy cheerleader, but you have not been able to translate that pep and spunk onto film. Your photos are bland and lifeless.
Angela, your face is unusual and in a world full of girls with ordinary faces, that can be a blessing, but your off-the-runway antics seem to keep getting you into trouble, and photographers and agencies don't want to work with models who cause too much drama on the set.
This was a tough decision, but the photo I hold in my hand is...
[SPOILER AHEAD]
blank.
I'm sorry, neither one of you is in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 11-09-2005 at 01:08 PM..
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11-09-2005, 01:05 PM
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#3103
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd always heard margarita glass, but whatever.
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11-09-2005, 01:08 PM
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#3104
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Contrary to its general commone use, in this case, prettiness increases with size.
Look on the bright side... Being hung like a blackhead gives you cred. You'll never be a pretty-boy.
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You know, when dtb referred to your wang as "cute", you probably shouldn't have taken it as a compliment.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 11-09-2005 at 01:14 PM..
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11-09-2005, 01:08 PM
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#3105
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This comes as a shock to you? You must have one ugly dick.
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It was fine until the warts... now it resembles a Payday bar. When I get drunk, I want to eat it.
You have no idea how many times I've nearly ordered a Craftmatic Bed in a drunken stupor...
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