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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by RealityBites
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...eal_afp203.jpg

Thanks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
It's Friday, commando is a given.

Everyday is commando day, as my urine stained suits attest.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. I walked out of that movie when someone started having sex with a puncture wound. That movie was about wounds, not scars. Totally different.

You can't handle the Clusterfuck? How provincial. I'm shocked.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you have to stop this. Wonk is already in a weak state for a variety of reasons and we do not want to give him reason to pick up a knife thinking starting to cut himself will make things better.

All my artistry with knives takes place on a Boos Board, and it makes me very sexy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Patentpara and I are "friends." We both enjoy organic foods like those found at the Wedge Co-op in Minneapolis, and both are quite fond of Vitamin Water, particularly the Power C and Revive flavors. "Friends"! I may be a bit tough on her for her complete incoherence, but that is just tough love is what that is.

Your weak heart can't handle the "Energy" one, eh? Afraid of the guarana?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Everyday is commando day, as my urine stained suits attest.

Urine? Haven't been getting the early morning quckies from the wife of late, have you?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't handle the Clusterfuck? How provincial. I'm shocked.

It's my weakness. You know, under all this armor of big-city urbane sophistication, I am ultimately just Gwinky from the Sticks. I would write a song about it, but my ass isn't fat enough.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Urine? Haven't been getting the early morning quckies from the wife of late, have you?

Double ewww. ewwww.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's my weakness. You know, under all this armor of big-city urbane sophistication, I am ultimately just Gwinky from the Sticks. I would write a song about it, but my ass isn't fat enough.

Honey, from the sticks ain't wearing no Pucci pants. I assure you. you is urbane.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Urine? Haven't been getting the early morning quckies from the wife of late, have you?

I got a fucking kid, dude. I'm living that fucking Green Day tune about "masturbation [losings] its thrill."

How the fuck do women masturbate so much? I'll be hanging out and think, "maybe I should masturbate." But then I'll think "fuck... thats so much work." Then I'll start, get distracted and go into the kitchen and eat some trail mix and have a beer. I'll read a magazine and won't get back to masturbating for a hour. By then, I'll feel like going to bed, so I'll just get it over with and hope to pass out.

How do you get back that "spark" you once had with yourself?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am ultimately just Gwinky from the Sticks.

Best sticks in Toronto, if memory serves.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got a fucking kid, dude. I'm living that fucking Green Day tune about "masturbation [losings] its thrill."

How the fuck do women masturbate so much? I'll be hanging out and think, "maybe I should masturbate." But then I'll think "fuck... thats so much work." Then I'll start, get distracted and go into the kitchen and eat some trail mix and have a beer. I'll read a magazine and won't get back to masturbating for a hour. By then, I'll feel like going to bed, so I'll just get it over with and hope to pass out.

How do you get back that "spark" you once had with yourself?

You need to take yourself out to a strip club. Just you and your stack of twenties.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's my weakness. You know, under all this armor of big-city urbane sophistication, I am ultimately just Gwinky from the Sticks. I would write a song about it, but my ass isn't fat enough.

As a fellow Sticksian, I'm shocked you'd be so anti-clusterfuck. It's a very controversial stance you realize...

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got a fucking kid, dude. I'm living that fucking Green Day tune about "masturbation [losings] its thrill."

How the fuck do women masturbate so much? I'll be hanging out and think, "maybe I should masturbate." But then I'll think "fuck... thats so much work." Then I'll start, get distracted and go into the kitchen and eat some trail mix and have a beer. I'll read a magazine and won't get back to masturbating for a hour. By then, I'll feel like going to bed, so I'll just get it over with and hope to pass out.

How do you get back that "spark" you once had with yourself?

lingerie should work. dress it up in lace. heh

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
lingerie should work. dress it up in lace. heh

I've never understood the appeal. Doesn't do much for me. Can I be the only one?