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Old 08-23-2006, 07:00 PM   #3091
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taking a women to drink at your friend's winery to convince her to have sex with you is different from paying her to have sex with you how?
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:03 PM   #3092
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taking a women to drink at your friend's winery to convince her to have sex with you is different from paying her to have sex with you how?
Right. That and handing over 20-dollar bills every three minutes to compliment her eyes.
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:07 PM   #3093
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which would point to not going in the first place. you have been sucessful at strip clubs twice. you're pushing 40 right? how many nights have you spent at strip clubs? less than 10- you are king. more than 100- time spent drinking overpriced drinks and staring into some bim's eyes- fooo spank.
You asked - I am forty. I don't go to strip clubs that much, mainly because it so expensive, and they suck where I live. In LA I used to date a aspring actress/model who used to like to go to Crazy Girls. We went there many times and became regulars. With her I never hit on the girls, but did get to know one during that time that I dated for a while after the other one moved on. But I didn't count that one.

On going to clubs with the intent on hitting on them, I have probably done that twenty to twenty times (mostly on trips to Vegas). Five or six times I got working phone numbers, but that usually ended badly. Twice I have left with one at closing.

Not a great record, but probably better than most.
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:10 PM   #3094
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taking a women to drink at your friend's winery to convince her to have sex with you is different from paying her to have sex with you how?
The woman in question had not had sex with three different men a day for god knows how many years. Who wants a car everyone else can drive (and probably has)?
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:18 PM   #3095
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I am not that interesting. I have just wasted too much of my life chasing skirts.

I have never been quite sure what subjects fly here, but here goes.

I am too lazy to go the Gym, so I workout at home, but I am pretty good about staying with it. I used to do two sets of fifty pushups. I decided to push up my whole work out routine, which included moving from fifty push ups to one hundred push ups.

I was able to double all my other routines, but I can't get past seventy push ups. I have been stuck there for three weeks now. I just get to around seventy and can't do any more.

Anyone know what is going on?
Same thing happened to me. You get into muscle failure. Try breaking it into 2 sets of fifty, and alter the position of your hands for the second set. I try to position my hands at shoulder width for the first set, and then do "diamond" pushups the second set.
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:36 PM   #3096
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The woman in question had not had sex with three different men a day for god knows how many years. Who wants a car everyone else can drive (and probably has)?
The kind of guy who doesn't want to have to expend too much time or energy in driving school, I guess.
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Old 08-23-2006, 07:56 PM   #3097
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The woman in question had not had sex with three different men a day for god knows how many years. Who wants a car everyone else can drive (and probably has)?

So if I buy you dinner will you give me your car?
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:31 PM   #3100
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:46 PM   #3101
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http://www.tubewad.com/madtv-parody-...ood-824-p.html
What about the indifferent? Should they click the link?
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What about the indifferent? Should they click the link?

No. It's about ten seconds of funny, repeated over and over again.
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:24 PM   #3103
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The kind of guy who doesn't want to have to expend too much time or energy in driving school, I guess.
ehhh, you see a car pull up to the curb, at least you know it'll start when you get in.
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The lost lamb returns. Bings for my 40th?

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