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11-09-2005, 01:09 PM
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#3106
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know, when dtb referred to your wang as "cute", you probably shouuldn't have taken it as a compliment.
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My Wang? I'll have you know its an IBM. Old skool.
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11-09-2005, 01:11 PM
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#3107
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I didn't remember you as being white. More flesh toned.
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Don't succumb to the soft, hidden racism of Middle West.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-09-2005, 01:13 PM
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#3108
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm the one who ate my children. You're supposed to be keeping notes. . . *sigh*
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Did you squish them with your Suburban first?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-09-2005, 01:14 PM
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#3109
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Don't succumb to the soft, hidden racism of Middle West.
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What on earth are you talking about. All of my friends are flesh toned. I am not racist!!!!!!! |
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11-09-2005, 01:14 PM
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#3110
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My Wang? I'll have you know its an IBM. Old skool.
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Call it what you want, but Mrs. Sebby calls it "Poco."
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11-09-2005, 01:21 PM
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#3111
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Who the FUCK invited Rocco Siffredi to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Call it what you want, but Mrs. Sebby calls it "Poco."
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My dick is an easy listening station staple?
Dude, all that Italian weightlifter jism is backing up from your mouth into your grey matter. Put down Nino's veiny anaconda for a sec and get yourself some sleep.
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11-09-2005, 01:36 PM
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#3112
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe, but he's seen his fair share of dicks.
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Touche(accent over the "e"). I stand corrected.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 01:42 PM
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#3113
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Who the FUCK invited Rocco Siffredi to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My dick is an easy listening station staple?
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Your wife is apparently into that. Though sometimes she uses album titles, instead of bands. Why, just last week, she referred to my dick as both "Captain Fantastic" and "the Brown Dirt Cowboy."
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11-09-2005, 01:49 PM
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#3114
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How is it illegal to have sex in a bathroom stall? You're hidden from view. Most public sex laws require public display of the sex. I see none of that here. Overzealous law enforcement, IMO. Goddamned liberals...
I have a friend who used to jack off in the men's room at work. Could he be arrested if he admitted doing so at a drunken happy hour? I wonder what the statute of lims is...
And just who investigates such behavior? Isn't peeking into stalls a crime? More importantly, WHY are they investigating such behavior? Two cheerleaders want to go at it in a bathroom stall. So what?
This sets troubling precedent for everybody who's ever used a bathroom stall to take drugs while pretending to be dropping the kids off at the pool.
I need to know where Alito stands on it.
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It's like you're not even paying attention. Were you like this in law school too?
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11-09-2005, 02:03 PM
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#3115
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's like you're not even paying attention. Were you like this in law school too?
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Agreed. I don't know how you could reach any other conclusion.
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11-09-2005, 02:18 PM
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#3116
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. I don't know how you could reach any other conclusion.
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If you only remember one thing from this whole discussion, it's this...never make a woman wait 15 minutes to pee.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-09-2005, 02:20 PM
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#3117
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Attention Shape Shifter
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A long time ago you posted a link to the "A-list" or some such. Anyway, it was funny. Could you repost it, pretty please?
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http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html
Hope you don't have any work to do this afternoon.
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11-09-2005, 02:22 PM
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#3118
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you only remember one thing from this whole discussion, it's this...never make a woman wait 15 minutes to pee.
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Dissent. I like my golden showers pungent as a freshly cut onion. If thhe wifey and I are feeling kinky, we'll eat a few handfuls of asparagus beforehand...
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11-09-2005, 02:27 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was wondering why it was entered into the Inner Beauty Dick Pageant...
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Is this at the church and state and porn fair?
"We three kings with camel tow" indeed.
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11-09-2005, 02:29 PM
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#3120
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent. I like my golden showers pungent as a freshly cut onion. If thhe wifey and I are feeling kinky, we'll eat a few handfuls of asparagus beforehand...
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First, that's disgusting.
Secondly, it's amazing how fast the asparagus smell affects your urine. I estimate that it took 30 minutes last night. Does the body process the aparagus-smell chemical more quickly than everything else?
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