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Old 04-25-2005, 02:40 PM   #3106
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Did she explain why she did this? Did you actually see it? Wouldn't it hurt her sexual partners? What about oral sex!!!????

I saw it but she was seeking advice on the tax implications and I couldn't assist her. And I really didn't want to ask questions.

The only thing I could think about was about someone with a tongue piercing giving her oral sex, and the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy and her bf got their braces locked. (It's possible that I made the episode up, but it seems to be there in my memory.)
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:42 PM   #3107
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I offered you a quickie that I assume would have furthered your divorce plans.
Really? I would have assumed that it would have caused mass defections to the nearest nunnery/free clinic. But I'm an optimist, you know.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:45 PM   #3108
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Nevada?

A quick Google search revealed these guys. They purpose to be legit, but any site with a rotating Visa/AmEx logo would make me nervous.
Britney got her divorce in Las Vegas pretty quickly from Jason Alexander. Maybe you could call her attorney?

eta my bad. I forgot it was an annulment. I'm assuming you've consummated.

etaa - attorney's name was Raoul. Ha.
Raoul Felder if you care. He did Guiliani's divorce, also Robin Givens and David Gest. You could brag about that.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:48 PM   #3109
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I will investigate. A trip to Mexico could be fun. I just know what I know from soap operas (i.e. Dominican republic).
I have seen actual Mexican divorce papers. A member of my extended family, a NY resident in fact, entered into two imprudent marriages from which he was sprung by the same Chihuahan judge. But this was in the early 60s, so I think that judge might be retired, if not dead.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:50 PM   #3110
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Random question

Does alcohol poisoning feel a lot like the flu?

Can I convince people I have food poisoning?
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:54 PM   #3111
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1. I think it should be aging-hipster plaid pants, because they are the plaid pants of an aging hipster, not aging plaid pants.

2. The original thread title did not have "aging" in it.

Doesn't anybody care about getting this stuff right? ! ! ! !
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:59 PM   #3112
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What was it about law school that affected your decision?
I believe piercing (other than ear-piercing) was (and perhaps still is) illegal in the state where I went to law school. It was not at all illegal where I lived before that, and there were a ton of piercing places in my neighborhood. Also I wasn't having the sex in law school, so it seemed kind of pointless. Also I really wanted someone really, really good to do any piercing, and an illegal place in bucolic law-school state seemed like a bad bet for that. And now I am back to not seeing the point.

I did not know, or had forgotten if I did know, which seems likely given the amount of attention I paid to this at one time, that there were j-shaped studs. What is the point of such studs if one is not lacing?

Other than the initial piercing, I still don't think it would hurt to mess with one's healed piercings. Perhaps I am insensitive.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:00 PM   #3113
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Britney got her divorce in Las Vegas pretty quickly from Jason Alexander. Maybe you could call her attorney?

eta my bad. I forgot it was an annulment. I'm assuming you've consummated.

etaa - attorney's name was Raoul. Ha.
Raoul Felder if you care. He did Guiliani's divorce, also Robin Givens and David Gest. You could brag about that.
I think that we'll be going to Santo Domingo. Seems that NY courts recognize Dominican divorces but CA ones don't. Interesting. Anyhoo, you can get divorced in a day there.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:08 PM   #3114
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. . . So everyone should celebrate by having a drink on my abdomen.
Body shots with gwink! Whoo-hooo!
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:13 PM   #3115
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The only thing I could think about was about someone with a tongue piercing giving her oral sex, and the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy and her bf got their braces locked. (It's possible that I made the episode up, but it seems to be there in my memory.)
You made this episode up. Marcia had braces and then Jan did, but neither one got the locked up. Just self-esteem problems.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:18 PM   #3116
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What would you do if you knew that your s.o./spouse were seeing someone else, but you figured it out by snooping? I don't think em (sorry) is actually sleeping with someone else... yet... but going out with and sending e-mails to another.
Late to the party on this one, but I can't seem to help myself as this has recently been an issue in my own life. (And if this is you, honey, I don't even know what to say...)

Anyway, my own two cents on the matter is that you simply aren't allowed to use what you've found against your spouse, because your snooping is just as bad as whatever you think em has done.

Your marriage/relationship is fucked up. There's a reason you think your partner is cheating. There's a reason you snooped. And you know what? There's a reason your partner is doing whatever it is em is doing with this other person.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:22 PM   #3117
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Las Vegas

So the Las Vegas itinerary came over the fax yesterday. Sidd's "meeting planner" has scheduled a lunch for Tuesday at a place called Bunny's Ranch or something like that. I only got a quick look before the fax was snatched from my hands. I also saw a very large charge for "catering services" for the luncheon.
So I asked "isn't $1000 a lot of food for 30 guys?"
Husband said, "no, it's a hot lunch."

So Sidd, what the hell's the markup on the catering? Am I being ripped off?

Also, $200 is missing from my wallet.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:28 PM   #3118
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Husband said, "no, it's a hot lunch."
That's just fucking gross.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:30 PM   #3119
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That's just fucking gross.
I like roast beef sandwiches.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:36 PM   #3120
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The first Son Volt album is pretty damn close to perfect, but I don't think Jay has really nailed it since then. Looking forward to seeing what the new Son Volt does.
Which one do you consider to be their first?
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