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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No, they find a "tick-tock-tick" 30-something wannabe baby machine who's ready to immediately settle down and only needs a new white dress.

Sweetums!!! Come to mama!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I just noticed that I am wearing two different shoes.

This gets worse after the baby.
There was a woman I worked with that did the 2 different shoes all the time. She ended up buying many pairs of shoes as a result. The funniest one was where she came to work in her slippers and said she didn't notice until she was half-way to work. By then it was too late to turn around. She blamed the hectic schedule - getting kids ready for school, blah blah blah. Get ready to find yourself wearing slippers to work.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ben Affleck is getting paid $1.8 million to star in spots for Lynx body spray, “demonstrating the magnetic effect the body spray has on women.” The ads will be shown in the UK, according to the Brit trade magazine Campaign.

From the website....

Did you know?
Women follow their nose when searching for a partner. A survey has found that women rate the smell of a man as more important than his looks as it apparently indicates how healthy he is – and therefore how healthy his offspring might be.

British men worry about their self image, with personal freshness, bad breath and body odour causing the most stress.

It's official, men are taking more of an interest in how they smell, look and attract the opposite sex - the male toiletries market is worth £422 million and increases by 2% each year.

With its coolly seductive fragrances and packaging, Lynx deodorant is now the UK’s top male grooming brand by coming up with a constant stream of out-there products to give young guys serious pulling power. It must be working because 8 million guys use a Lynx deodorant each day. And we’ve got proof that Lynx products will get the girls going – nearly half of all Lynx purchases are made by women!

Is this like that stuff from the eighties that was purchasable in supermarkets and if you wore it, strange men would suddenly give you flowers?

Ben Affleck. What is his currrent price in Hollywood? Has his last bomb sealed his fate? Does he need a quick buck to cover his betting habit?

I am strangely pleased that he and JHo both pretty much wrecked their careers.

While I am musing,. my mother pointed out to me that JHo has had everthing done to her face possible. Even I didn't catch this (besides the procedure to get rid of her acne scars that were visible in Out of Sight). Maybe if I am motivated I will find a pic of her from ten years ago and compare.

Can you tell I am tired?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This gets worse after the baby.
There was a woman I worked with that did the 2 different shoes all the time. She ended up buying many pairs of shoes as a result. The funniest one was where she came to work in her slippers and said she didn't notice until she was half-way to work. By then it was too late to turn around. She blamed the hectic schedule - getting kids ready for school, blah blah blah. Get ready to find yourself wearing slippers to work.

When I said "shoes," I was using the term loosely. I am actually wearing two different slippers to work.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I just noticed that I am wearing two different shoes.

You can still see your feet?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sweetums!!! Come to mama!

He said 30-something. Dreamer.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You can still see your feet?

The whiffocrisy of this post is astounding.

[Replaced_Texan]

Hee.

SHEPARD SMITH: You’re live on FOX News Channel, what are you doing?

MAN: Walking my dogs.

SMITH: Why are you still here? I’m just curious.

MAN: None of your fucking business.

Way to go random New Orleans guy. I hope your dogs stay dry.

ETA: spree, link to video of exchange

ETAA: I hope this starts a trend everytime a reporter asks a stupid question. "How did it feel to lose your child in a tragic skiing accident?" "None of your fucking buisness." "How does it feel to win the Super Bowl?" "None of your fucking business."

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
This gets worse after the baby.
There was a woman I worked with that did the 2 different shoes all the time. She ended up buying many pairs of shoes as a result. The funniest one was where she came to work in her slippers and said she didn't notice until she was half-way to work. By then it was too late to turn around. She blamed the hectic schedule - getting kids ready for school, blah blah blah. Get ready to find yourself wearing slippers to work.

The only time this ever happened to me was in law school. During second year, while interviewing with a particularly white shoe firm, I looked down and realised I had on one black pump and one navy pump.

So don't go blaming this kind of crap on motherhood.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The whiffocrisy of this post is astounding.

The post-hoc-ness of this declaration of whiffocrisy is astounding.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The post-hoc-ness of this declaration of whiffocrisy is astounding.

Now this is simply pathetic.

The whole point of my original post was that I couldn't see my feet when I put on my shoes.


("And what's more, Madam, sometime this fall I will be able to see my feet again.")

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I, like you, have been watching it primarily because there's nothing else on at 9:30 on Sunday. There has been more than one night when I've left to walk the dog early, though.

I know Lisa Kudrow's a good actress, from seeing her in, among other things, The Opposite of Sex. I had also believed she is a funnier person as well. I'm sort of clinging to the hope that her being so unbearably obnoxious on the show is part of a very dark joke, like the end of Hannibal.

But I also cheered when she punched Paulie G. in the gut.

To out str8 NCS, the guy who plays the other show-runner (the less fat one, Rob Bagnell) went to Tisch with my wife. We used to hang out some, but she doesn't much like her old college friends, so we don't see him much any more. He wasn't even invited to the bris. But I think he's pretty funny on that show, even if the show is pretty much crap.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The only time this ever happened to me was in law school. During second year, while interviewing with a particularly white shoe firm, I looked down and realised I had on one black pump and one navy pump.

So don't go blaming this kind of crap on motherhood.

I think I've documented here a couple of times occassions where I've mismatched shoes and/or forgotten essential undergarments.

No kids. That I know of.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now this is simply pathetic.

The whole point of my original post was that I couldn't see my feet when I put on my shoes.


("And what's more, Madam, in October, sometime this fall I will be able to see my feet again.")

Then how did you notice just now? Did you deflate? I just assumed you were referencing the pregnancy-induced stuporous mornings of which NFH spake. If I whiffed, twas unintentional, and I claim the pregnancy ambiguity exception.

("And if you wre my wife, I'd drink it.")

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
To out str8 NCS, the guy who plays the other show-runner (the less fat one, Rob Bagnell) went to Tisch with my wife. We used to hang out some, but she doesn't much like her old college friends, so we don't see him much any more. He wasn't even invited to the bris. But I think he's pretty funny on that show, even if the show is pretty much crap.

You didn't invite him to watch some smelly old fart cut the cuff off your kid's dick? Man, that's just some cold shit.