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10-29-2007, 02:03 PM
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#3106
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Kurt Cobain About A Son
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
In case anyone was interested in going to check out this documentary, wait til it comes out on DVD....it's just a lot of Kurt Cobain talking with random unrelated visual images of random unrelated people etc and is really boring. They should have just released the audio tapes, or used actual photos and footage from Kurt's life. I give it 1.5 stars out of 4.
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I bet you wish you were like me.
Easily amused.
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10-29-2007, 02:05 PM
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Big Time
I got an invitation to be in Who's Who today. I don't even really know what Who's Who is, but I have been told that it's big time because they are not asking me to pay for my listing.
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10-29-2007, 02:07 PM
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#3108
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Urkel
How embarassing for these girls.
They are wearing the same dress.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2007, 02:09 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Big Time
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got an invitation to be in Who's Who today. I don't even really know what Who's Who is, but I have been told that it's big time because they are not asking me to pay for my listing.
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I didn't realize anyone had to pay to be listed.
Warning -- if you'd rather your mailbox not be inundated with offers to be in all sorts of other Who's Who volumes, best decline, lest your mailbox runneth over.
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10-29-2007, 02:10 PM
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Urkel
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How embarassing for these girls.
They are wearing the same dress.
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Men are so unobservant. One is GOLD, and the other is SILVER ('scuse me bitch, I'm PLATINUM).
Not the same thing at all.
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10-29-2007, 02:14 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Men are so unobservant. One is GOLD, and the other is SILVER ('scuse me bitch, I'm PLATINUM).
Not the same thing at all.
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If I drive a red Honda and you drive a black Honda, would you say that we drive the same car?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2007, 02:17 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If I drive a red Honda and you drive a black Honda, would you say that we drive the same car?
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Color is a more important element of a dress than it is to a car. Bad analogy.
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10-29-2007, 02:19 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If I drive a red Honda and you drive a black Honda, would you say that we drive the same car?
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If I won a gold medal and you won a silver medal, would you say we won the same prize?
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10-29-2007, 02:19 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I won a gold medal and you won a silver medal, would you say we won the same prize?
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Nice.
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10-29-2007, 02:19 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Color is a more important element of a dress than it is to a car. Bad analogy.
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plus the one chick's got way bigger boobs than the other. not. the. same. dress.
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10-29-2007, 02:20 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I won a gold medal and you won a silver medal, would you say we won the same prize?
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Did you all collude on this?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-29-2007, 02:20 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
plus the one chick's got way bigger boobs than the other. not. the. same. dress.
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Yeah, it's like one of them is Janet, and the other is Chrissy.
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10-29-2007, 02:21 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Men are so unobservant. One is GOLD, and the other is SILVER ('scuse me bitch, I'm PLATINUM).
Not the same thing at all.
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This reminds me of yet another overheard conversation (leaving my office building many years ago):
Two chicks talking on their way out of the elevator, one says to the other, "I ain't black, I'm Puerto Rican. It ain't the same thing."
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10-29-2007, 02:27 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I won a gold medal and you won a silver medal, would you say we won the same prize?
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No. I would say that I was fucking robbed b/c you clearly almost bit it on that triple lutz.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2007, 02:29 PM
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Urkel
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. I would say that I was fucking robbed b/c you clearly almost bit it on that triple lutz.
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Total burn, Nancy.
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