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03-25-2004, 05:43 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Way to break the board, GWNC.
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03-25-2004, 05:50 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Splenda
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So is this the new sweetener or what? I've been using it in my coffee to replace Equal and it tastes the same. Apparently it's much better for you?
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Splenda is a invert sugar. It's more natural than equal, and more stable when heated. It's greatest virtue is that it supposedly tastes more like real sugar and you can cook with it.
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03-25-2004, 05:51 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Last Minute Travel
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greatwhitenorthchick
I've been having cravings.
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Soon to be followed by the pitter-patter of little feet.
It will be the FB equivilent of springtime at the Zoo. |
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03-25-2004, 05:55 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Last Minute Travel
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Soon to be followed by the pitter-patter of little feet.
It will be the FB equivilent of springtime at the Zoo.
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Ha! The world wishes it was soon to be blessed with my progeny. |
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03-25-2004, 06:00 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ha! The world wishes it was soon to be blessed with my progeny.
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Maple-favored slutlets?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-25-2004, 06:03 PM
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#3126
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Splenda
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Originally posted by purse junkie
If a food product has be engineered to "behave" like something real in order to be ingested, it shouldn't be eaten. It's an abomination against good food. Either accept your desires as they are and enjoy the simple sensual pleasure of a chocolate torte with real sugar in it, or live your joyless sugarless lives with a lame piece of fruit for dessert, for God's sake!
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Diabetes. But then, you don't have it, so you don't need to think about people who do. Fuck 'em. Let them just die, they're weakening the gene pool, right?
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03-25-2004, 06:05 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Courtney Love's boob
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It looks good to Wonk...
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That's just mean.
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03-25-2004, 06:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Maple-favored slutlets?
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L'il saps.
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A wee dram a day!
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03-25-2004, 06:08 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Splenda
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Diabetes. But then, you don't have it, so you don't need to think about people who do. Fuck 'em. Let them just die, they're weakening the gene pool, right?
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No, not all of them. Just the ones that lust after slutty-dressing adolescents. Fucking diabetic pedophiles.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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03-25-2004, 06:08 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Last Minute Travel
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Maple-favored slutlets?
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Well, yes, but let's not open that particular can of worms today. |
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03-25-2004, 06:09 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Splenda
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Diabetes. But then, you don't have it, so you don't need to think about people who do. Fuck 'em. Let them just die, they're weakening the gene pool, right?
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Well, this brings me full circle back to the moral issues I was going to contemplate today relating to gene altering, gene enhancement, genetic testing of the foetus, etc. I started thinking about it after watching a PBS show, er, uh, I mean a reality TV show about mapping the genome and basically modern eugenics. Oh, fuck it, I'll just admit it. I was kayaking last night. But I was thinking about genetic testing while doing so.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
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03-25-2004, 06:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Splenda
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Diabetes. But then, you don't have it, so you don't need to think about people who do. Fuck 'em. Let them just die, they're weakening the gene pool, right?
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We can accomplish our goals through simple castration. No need to let anyone die.
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A wee dram a day!
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03-25-2004, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Splenda
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Diabetes.
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And hypoglycemia.
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03-25-2004, 06:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Splenda
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
We can accomplish our goals through simple castration. No need to let anyone die.
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I'm sure you think your avatar is very cute because after you became a parent you entered a bizarre parallel universe where it is believed that stories involving poop are riveting to everyone present, but at bottom (tee hee) it's a picture of a (cute, admittedly) person on a toilet. I don't want to see that. Especially not when eating a late afternoon Oh, Henry! |
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03-25-2004, 06:37 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Splenda
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Diabetes. But then, you don't have it, so you don't need to think about people who do. Fuck 'em. Let them just die, they're weakening the gene pool, right?
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Okay, edit to add the following disclaimer: "unless you have an illness or allergy that will cause you to 'just die' upon eating sugar, and you're not just an insufferably nitpicky senselessly calorie-obsessing sugar-phobic freak, in which former case, I'm sure Splenda is every bit as luscious as real sugar. Honest. I mean it; and in which latter case, my original statement about your joyless miserable lifestyle shall apply."
Fucking lawyers.
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