imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
indeed. bribes are welcome.

As many of you know, I like to avoid any appearances of impropriety. As a result, I will be unable to pay for any dinners or drinks or anything to that effect until after this non-campaign is over.

So sad.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I kinda like these.

oooh. Is that my valentine's day present?

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
People fear and loathe dentists. Thus the high suicide/alcoholism/drug abuse numbers.

I cry when I go to the dentist. And when I get his bill.
I couldn't work around crying people all day.
Plus, my dentist buddies tell me that a large portion of the population is not as hygenic with their mouths as you would like them to be. Think puss.

Uh... Do you mean pus? Either way -- a close second to the shower-drainage vest.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Three or four.

All catered meetings are served in stapled paper bags. (You know -- that mighty and impenetrable fortress protecting true believers from traif -- the stapled paper bag.)

It is so sad that some people will never know the simple joys of the cheeseburger.

Originally posted by BloatedSlave
Why not split the baby and vote em both off? they deserve each other. Didn't Paigow start a new board for the cast-offs, rejects and other assorted lunatics?

The rules are that there is only one evicted Boardguest per week and we already got rid of you this week.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He was saying she WAS not lollipop like. What, you have ncs on ignore? She posted a truly lollipop like picture of christina.

That doesn't change the fact that you redefined "not skinny" to mean "fat," fatty.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA on the plus side, I have plenty of time to edit. AFTER seeing ncs's picture, he said she was not skinny. Whenever anyone in "the business" in "LA" says "not skinny" it means "fat and cowlike." You may not know this, being a resident of New Jersey or whatever.

Bull. Shit. "Not skinny" in "the business" or in "LA" would mean unlollipop-like. You are being stupid. Again.

And you went with a New Jersey crack why? Because New York is near New Jersey? Pathetic.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It is so sad that some people will never know the simple joys of the cheeseburger.

I would take chosen one over cheeseburger. For the record.

[notcasesensitive]

'cause TM's man Daunte is one of those...

The story.

No good deed goes unpunished.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As many of you know, I like to avoid any appearances of impropriety. As a result, I will be unable to pay for any dinners or drinks or anything to that effect until after this non-campaign is over.

So sad.

I don't. And you all know what I want. My vote to the best engraving on the gold limited.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The rules are that there is only one evicted Boardguest per week and we already got rid of you this week.

I take it you polled the voices in your head on that one. What was the tally?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Isn't Niles Crane a gay gay man?

He is not a real person. The man who plays Niles Crane's father is a gay gay man, however.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm not going to scroll back but wasn't there something about "ad hominem attacks at my expense"?

LFM"disputed your assertion" so that he could mockyou about the Yale thing, for which you have already received so much mockery. Therefore it seems only natural that a sincere (and unconvincing to this English major who went to a law school that purported to teach L&E, so what do I know, I don't care anyway because I make more than my market value) analysis in response would only invite more mockery. You shouldn't be surprised or annoyed.

Ok, I didn't read LFM's post the same way you did. I took it at face value (I thought the Yale-reference was complementary shtick), seeing as how it was an informed, though flawed, argument that has been the subject of some scholarship among labor econ types.

I am ROFL-ing by the juxtaposition of your comments that (a) you find my analysis unconvincing (my analysis being that people can correctly say that they earn a wage different from their market value), and (b) your asserting that you make more than your market value. Funny highbrow stuff! Much respect.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
oooh. Is that my valentine's day present?

What do you want as a Valentine's Day present? We now know that gwnc wants fuzzy pink handcuffs and RT wants the golden waterproof silent vibe.

I want world peace. Or a weekend anywhere with Ashley Judd -- even at the Dartmouth of ski resorts.

But I'd settle for an iPod.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ok, I didn't read LFM's post the same way you did. I took it at face value (I thought the Yale-reference was complementary shtick), seeing as how it was an informed, though flawed, argument that has been the subject of some scholarship among labor econ types.

I am ROFL-ing by the juxtaposition of your comments that (a) you find my analysis unconvincing (my analysis being that people can correctly say that they earn a wage different from their market value), and (b) your asserting that you make more than your market value. Funny highbrow stuff! Much respect.

1) what is a "complementary schtick"? It sounds like something I would invent but I am at a loss.

2) Juxtaposition is my favorite word.. Don't use it again bc you are ruining it for me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
ROFL-ing

I vote str8.