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11-09-2005, 02:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just watched both episodes last night. I'm cracking up just thinking about it...
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This past week has had two of the all time great sitcom episodes, between the double Arrested Development (could Dave Thomas and Charlize Theron be any funnier?) and last week's The Office episode, "The Fight," which was as perfect as a sitcom episode can get.
Favorite moment from "The Fight" -- When Michael is about to challenge Dwight to a fight, Jim walks behind Michael doing the snapping-thing from West Side Story.
And on Arrested Development, after Bob Loblaw's line "this room may be equipped with a listening device," did everyone catch the boom mic coming into the frame? Funny funny funny.
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11-09-2005, 02:35 PM
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#3122
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
First, that's disgusting.
Secondly, it's amazing how fast the asparagus smell affects your urine. I estimate that it took 30 minutes last night. Does the body process the aparagus-smell chemical more quickly than everything else?
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had you taken the asparagus orally?
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11-09-2005, 02:46 PM
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#3123
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Attention Shape Shifter
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11-09-2005, 02:48 PM
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#3124
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Moderator
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
First, that's disgusting.
Secondly, it's amazing how fast the asparagus smell affects your urine. I estimate that it took 30 minutes last night. Does the body process the aparagus-smell chemical more quickly than everything else?
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When you're horny, everything moves faster.
Disgusting? How provincial of you. Its natural.
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11-09-2005, 03:02 PM
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Contrary to its general commone use, in this case, prettiness increases with size.
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Maybe I should STP but I'm not. Dissent. It is possible for a dick to be big (nay, huge) AND ugly to behold. See e.g., some of the dick shots in your friendly neighborhood Craig's List Casual Encounters.
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11-09-2005, 03:06 PM
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Maybe I should STP but I'm not. Dissent. It is possible for a dick to be big (nay, huge) AND ugly to behold. See e.g., some of the dick shots in your friendly neighborhood Craig's List Casual Encounters.
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Is the breakdown for whether a girl looks for pretty/ugly for a penis similar to the breakdown for liking pretty boys/ rugged guys?
Is there a correlation where pretty boys have pretty penis, and craggy guys have ugly?
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11-09-2005, 03:07 PM
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#3127
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Rageaholic
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did you squish them with your Suburban first?
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Actually I drive a [OUTABLE] RED[/OUTABLE] pickup truck.
(But of course I squished them with it. Children taste much better when tenderized.)
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11-09-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3128
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For balt
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Big talk from such a little monkey.
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I'm small, but I'm wiry.
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11-09-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3129
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Who the FUCK invited Rocco Siffredi to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My dick is an easy listening station staple?
Dude, all that Italian weightlifter jism is backing up from your mouth into your grey matter. Put down Nino's veiny anaconda for a sec and get yourself some sleep.
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Poco is Spanish for small. Apparently it isn't only your unit that deserves the sobriquet, Skippy.
Time to stop drinking lunch.
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11-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3130
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Actually I drive a [OUTABLE]RED[/OUTABLE] pickup truck.
(But of course I squished them with it. Children taste much better when tenderized.)
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Does it have an extended cab?
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11-09-2005, 03:31 PM
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you only remember one thing from this whole discussion, it's this...never make a woman wait 15 minutes to pee.
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Unless you want to punch her in the face?
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11-09-2005, 03:32 PM
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#3132
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Rageaholic
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does it have an extended cab?
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Shh. Don't tell anybody. But yes. I did have kids once, you know*. . .
*Until the aforementioned squishing/eating, that is.
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11-09-2005, 03:34 PM
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Favorite moment from "The Fight" -- When Michael is about to challenge Dwight to a fight, Jim walks behind Michael doing the snapping-thing from West Side Story.
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The fat guy saying, "Sweep the leg," was much funnier.
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11-09-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3134
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Actually I drive a [OUTABLE]RED[/OUTABLE] pickup truck.
(But of course I squished them with it. Children taste much better when tenderized.)
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You can get the same effect without bone chips and fragments if you braise them.
Or, if like RP, you have a nice tender fresh one.
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11-09-2005, 03:52 PM
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#3135
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Rageaholic
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You can get the same effect without bone chips and fragments if you braise them.
Or, if like RP, you have a nice tender fresh one.
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Well. Water/bridge, and all. . .
(Now that's funny!)
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