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05-12-2006, 11:08 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Grizzlepole
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey look! We've just discovered the first wild offspring of a polar bear and a grizzly bear! It's beautiful.
Quick. Kill it.
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Well, bears are our number one threat. Let them live in the arctic and next thing you know, they'll be running Canada.
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See you later, decorator.
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05-12-2006, 11:16 AM
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#3122
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Also a Thursday. Far to go, but now gone.
The peas are about six inches high now. This rain will be good for them.
I think Flower was born on the Sabbath.
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Monday's child is full of hate
Tuesday's child fucked Mary-Kate
Wednesday's child is born a cripple
Thursday's child has just one nipple
Friday's child is morbid and petty
Saturday's child was flung from the jetty
But the child born on the Sabbath Day
Is pretty and clever and hung like a sauroposeidon
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-12-2006, 11:40 AM
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#3123
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Monday's child is full of hate
Tuesday's child fucked Mary-Kate
Wednesday's child is born a cripple
Thursday's child has just one nipple
Friday's child is morbid and petty
Saturday's child was flung from the jetty
But the child born on the Sabbath Day
Is pretty and clever and hung like a sauroposeidon
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"Sauroposeidon was an unexpected discovery, because it was a huge, gas-guzzling barge of an animal in an age of subcompact sauropods." —Matt Wedel, Sauroposeidon team leader.
Typical American dinosaur.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-12-2006, 11:46 AM
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#3124
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today is Thursday. Friday is a day that people are traditionally mean to each other. Tom Carvel* has a mean New York accent. And Fringey is a doll, a living doll, but if you pull a string out of her ass she won't talk with a New York accent unless she just got off a call with Ironweed or my brother.
*Carvel is a NY soft ice-cream joint and once upon a time, Tuesdays were Sundae there.
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Are nominations for "most helpful" still open on the FB?
And fringey was right about the fact that "Personality Crisis" was written just for her. I couldn't be more proud of all of you. <<sniff>> |
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05-12-2006, 11:47 AM
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#3125
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Sauroposeidon was an unexpected discovery, because it was a huge, gas-guzzling barge of an animal in an age of subcompact sauropods." —Matt Wedel, Sauroposeidon team leader.
Typical American dinosaur.
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I think Flower was referring to the fishy odor, not the size. |
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05-12-2006, 11:58 AM
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#3126
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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my homework was never quite like this
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How'd they get it to look like she has an ass in the 2nd picture, when she so clearly doesn't in the first one? Is it the two back patch pockets?
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Oh, she has an ass. A fucking perfect ass.
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05-12-2006, 12:04 PM
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#3127
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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my homework was never quite like this
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, she has an ass. A fucking perfect ass.
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All asses are tight on the inside,* so yeah. But the thing is, it's not visible.
*this is a variant of all cats are grey in the dark.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-12-2006, 12:12 PM
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#3128
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Mr. Man Bad
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Huh. I thought the first rule of in-house was never talk about in-house.
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No. You're thinking of a stupid movie that I've never seen.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-12-2006, 12:28 PM
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#3129
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Grizzlepole
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey look! We've just discovered the first wild offspring of a polar bear and a grizzly bear! It's beautiful.
Quick. Kill it.
TM
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I hope those dudes get really awful cancers... the slow rotting sort that drag on for years and leave them 80lb incontinent bags of skin on their deathbeds. Honestly. I really do. I can see shooting fucking deer, which overpopulate and starve to death otherwise. But what kind of fucking tool shoots an animal as impressive and unique as a grizzly/polar bear? Why?
These are the same douchebags who say stupid shit like "I realaay appresheeeate naaatcher, and I luv beein' in the woods with the animals." I'd like to throw those sons of bitches out on the tundra with a .357 revolver. Fighting a polar bear with a .357 seems a fair fight. If you can take it out with 6 shots, you da man. Otherwise, you're dinner. Five fat fucks killing an animal with a fucking elephant rifle isn't a "sport." Its being a King Candyass Chickenshit.
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05-12-2006, 12:30 PM
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#3130
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Monday's child is full of hate
Tuesday's child fucked Mary-Kate
Wednesday's child is born a cripple
Thursday's child has just one nipple
Friday's child is morbid and petty
Saturday's child was flung from the jetty
But the child born on the Sabbath Day
Is pretty and clever and hung like a sauroposeidon
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What's is the deal with Wednesday's child always getting the short end of the stick in these things?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-12-2006, 12:36 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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It's a Polargrizz
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hope those dudes get really awful cancers... the slow rotting sort that drag on for years and leave them 80lb incontinent bags of skin on their deathbeds. Honestly. I really do. I can see shooting fucking deer, which overpopulate and starve to death otherwise. But what kind of fucking tool shoots an animal as impressive and unique as a grizzly/polar bear? Why?
These are the same douchebags who say stupid shit like "I realaay appresheeeate naaatcher, and I luv beein' in the woods with the animals." I'd like to throw those sons of bitches out on the tundra with a .357 revolver. Fighting a polar bear with a .357 seems a fair fight. If you can take it out with 6 shots, you da man. Otherwise, you're dinner. Five fat fucks killing an animal with a fucking elephant rifle isn't a "sport." Its being a King Candyass Chickenshit.
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In fairness to the rich fat bastard who paid $45,450 for a polar bear hunting license, no one really knew what it was until it was already dead dead.
I also found it odd that you pay $45k for a polar bear license, but only $900 fine and year in jail for killing a grizzly. Seems like it should be more if it's illegal.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 05-12-2006 at 12:39 PM..
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05-12-2006, 12:39 PM
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#3132
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What's is the deal with Wednesday's child always getting the short end of the stick in these things?
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Rewrite it how you want it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-12-2006, 12:41 PM
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#3133
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,148
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Originally posted by ironweed
And fringey was right about the fact that "Personality Crisis" was written just for her. I couldn't be more proud of all of you. <<sniff>>
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Fringey? you great twit.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-12-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3134
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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my homework was never quite like this
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, she has an ass. A fucking perfect ass.
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I disagree. In the second photo I liked the ass. However, the first photo displayed a rear end that was not to my liking at all. I suggest squats. |
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05-12-2006, 12:45 PM
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#3135
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,148
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It's a Polargrizz
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
In fairness to the rich fat bastard who paid $45,450 for a polar bear hunting license, no one really knew what it was until it was already dead dead.
I also found it odd that you pay $45k for a polar bear license, but only $900 fine and year in jail for killing a grizzly. Seems like it should be more if it's illegal.
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Because polar bears are white?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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