Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[nononono]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Are you a guy? I always assumed you were a chick.

You go to strip clubs where they only let men in?

Yes, I'm a chick. And I didn't spend the evening hiding in the bathroom - got stripper-eye-contact just like the boys, including during the lap dances. Which was a little weird but not unpleasant. Boyfriend enjoyed watching it; it was fun; I'd go again.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Are you a guy? I always assumed you were a chick.

think nfh.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
think nfh.

Okay - you, me, Grand Central.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll give her Margaret Cho. Not this one:



But on her best day, maybe this one:



TM

Again, low balling me.

Look. You ain't all that either. You're ok, you're attractive but you're rude and obnoxious and you think you're smooth and quite frankly you are not. You're one of those mid level divorced aging tools that likes to consider himself still hip by trailing around to "hotttt" parties and you look like a fool but no one has the heart to tell you. And then you brag on the internet about said parties. Ooooh everyone thinks you are cool. mmm hmm.
Straw?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Gawker has taken issue with this article, referring to it as "Smart Women Will Rip Your Dick Right Off" and checked into the author. Apparently, he has also written an article doing an economic comparison between getting married and just hiring hookers.

Gawker link here


[edited to fix link-Burger]

I've always been turned off by women who seem interested in my career or how ambitious I am. Sets off a "gold digger" alarm in my head.

If you have any spinster friends wondering why they're not getting anywhere with men, ask them if they talk about the dude's career a lot. I'll bet a bunch of them do. Worst turnoff ever. Mindless sex is great. Using a person for sex is even acceptable. But allowing a person's economic background to be factored into your decision to pursue a relationship with them is the lowest. You want to fuck that kind of girl in the ass on the first date, hard, just on principle.

These are the kind of chicks who'll try to find out what you drive.

I don't get why anyone tolerates gold digging. I find it every bit as repulsive as only dating people of certain ethnic or racial backgrounds.

I now step off the soapbox...

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
think nfh.

Dissent.

[Hank Chinaski]

So a group of astronomers just voted to make Pluto not a planet. Don't know if the vote was close- were there hanging chads, etc. But, now, the mnemonic device- My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets- has to be reworked.


My Very Egotist Mentor Just Shot Up Narcotics? I don't know........

[sebastian_dangerfield]

While I'm riffing on love and relationships, I figured I'd offer this...

You know you're in love when you find yourself tcbing to nude photos of your spouse.

...Or maybe I just need to subscribe to something stronger than Playboy.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't get why anyone tolerates gold digging.

'cause once the hair goes, the waistline grows and the circles have darkened under your eyes, that's all you've got.

"hey baby, want a lift in my S class?"

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know you're in love when you find yourself tcbing to nude photos of your spouse.

Preggo nude photos? You tcbing to that? That's hot.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
'cause once the hair goes, the waistline grows and the circles have darkened under your eyes, that's all you've got.

"hey baby, want a lift in my S class?"

We have a scary dentist dude that lives near us. He has a arguably hot or had a hot single mom w/kids living with him, and he traded his Audi for an Escape. So she feels he's a tool which he is, and dumps him and moves out. Homeboy is On.the.prowl just traded the Escape for a BMW M3. Bald, thin but grey and nasty looking. But he has a market and damn if he isn't working it.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While I'm riffing on love and relationships, I figured I'd offer this...

You know you're in love when you find yourself tcbing to nude photos of your spouse.

...Or maybe I just need to subscribe to something stronger than Playboy.

Please PM me those photos.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Preggo nude photos? You tcbing to that? That's hot.

Jesus, no. Black and whites from before pregnancy.

I don't find the pregnancy thing hot. And frankly, I'm sick of hearing guys talk about how hot it is. Its not hot. Not at all. It's not ugly, either. But if given the choice between fucking a pregnant or non-pregnant woman, barring hardcore fetishists, every man of sane mind goes with the non-preggo. I think contrarians and people who want to seem shocking profess to like preggos more than non-preggos just to get reactions.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Please PM me those photos.

You got a PayPal account?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So a group of astronomers just voted to make Pluto not a planet. Don't know if the vote was close- were there hanging chads, etc. But, now, the mnemonic device- My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets- has to be reworked.


My Very Egotist Mentor Just Shot Up Narcotics? I don't know........

Poor Pluto.