Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[notcasesensitive]

Now that I know that you are, in fact, a hot man, I am concerned that you might be, in fact, gay (NTTAWWT) in light of your sweet little sleeping kitty avatar. Perhaps you should take some time for reflection on this issue. Dualit might be a valuable resource for your coming out, if need be. Or Penske. Carry on.

[ltl/fb]

Just because I do not find you attractive does not mean that I am gay. Carry on.

We should probably cut this out, though it's not as if (a) anyone else is posting or (b) much of interest has been posted today.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought this happened at all firms (and all workplaces, for that matter). Someone gets a Christmas present of baked goods or otherwise ends up with baked goods/candy that they didn't want. That person leaves said items in a common area for others to take. Others try to avoid, but eventually break down and eat one when walking by. Entire box/tin is gone within the afternoon.

What does that have to do with classy?

around the Anthrax mailing time I stopped eating these. anonomous food left in kitchen, and people eat it? sooner or later some nut will poison/razor blade this stuff. And in a big office you KNOW 10 or 12 people who are crazy, its not a question of "if someone here were nuts they might...."

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Did you not get the memo?

For one brief, shining moment, Penske got her to switch teams!
(NTTAWWT)

I, for one, think it was the manskirt.

Yes, he gave me a screaming orgasm and I gave him a blow job. Then we shared sex on the beach.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
around the Anthrax mailing time I stopped eating these. anonomous food left in kitchen, and people eat it? sooner or later some nut will poison/razor blade this stuff. And in a big office you KNOW 10 or 12 people who are crazy, its not a question of "if someone here were nuts they might...."

But you've been popping tylenol like candy for the last 20 years, right?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes, he gave me a screaming orgasm and I gave him a blow job. Then we shared sex on the beach.

I have never "shared" sex, on a beach or elsewhere. Please elaborate, as this sounds like it might be fun.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by tmdiva
This one's definitely not just a MN deal.

In instances where the looks disparity cannot be explained by looking at old pictures, I've found that lots of times the guy turns out to be a closet case. But maybe that's just Mormons.

tm

Not just Mormons. The ultra handsome boyfriend/moderately (or un-) attractive girlfriend thing is all to common out here in LaLaLand. But then the guy comes out in his early twenties, and the woman in her late twenties/early thirties.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have never "shared" sex, on a beach or elsewhere. Please elaborate, as this sounds like it might be fun.

Well, first you get yourself a cocktail shaker and put some ice in it. Next in that shaker you place:

Schnapps (peach) 1 1/2 oz.
Vodka 1 1/2 oz.
Cranberry Juice 2 oz.
Orange Juice 2 oz.
Pineapple Juice 2 oz.

Shake it up good. Strain into a highball glass (which should have some ice in it) and share. (Some use lemon juice instead of pineapple.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
my whole entire body below the neck got deforested in my Agent Orange bath last night.

have you looked on a mirror? back hair tends to be resistant to most defoilants.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
We should probably cut this out, though it's not as if (a) anyone else is posting or (b) much of interest has been posted today.

Whenever you have feelings like those expressed in the first part of the above statement, you should never let that fact that either/both subsection(s) of the second part of your statement is/are true prevent you from recognizing and carrying out the sentiments you expressed in the first part.

That's what Less told me anyway. I've kind of grown fond of the inane blather.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Well, first you get yourself a cocktail shaker and put some ice in it. Next in that shaker you place:

Schnapps (peach) 1 1/2 oz.
Vodka 1 1/2 oz.
Cranberry Juice 2 oz.
Orange Juice 2 oz.
Pineapple Juice 2 oz.

Shake it up good. Strain into a highball glass (which should have some ice in it) and share.

Why can't you just pour the contents of the shaker (including the ice) into a glass, rather than putting new ice in the glass?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Well, first you get yourself a cocktail shaker and put some ice in it. Next in that shaker you place:

Schnapps (peach) 1 1/2 oz.
Vodka 1 1/2 oz.
Cranberry Juice 2 oz.
Orange Juice 2 oz.
Pineapple Juice 2 oz.

Shake it up good. Strain into a highball glass (which should have some ice in it) and share.

You forgot to mention the first, and crucial, step: Go to a sorority house.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
have you looked on a mirror? back hair tends to be resistant to most defoilants.

Perhaps your industrial-strength back hair is, Mr. Hirsute Man.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why can't you just pour the contents of the shaker (including the ice) into a glass, rather than putting new ice in the glass?

Cause then it isn't strained now is it.


Sheesh, such a stupid question.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes, he gave me a screaming orgasm and I gave him a blow job. Then we shared sex on the beach.

As long as neither one of you ended the night needing an abortion.

Abortion

- 1/2 oz Creme De Cacao
- 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
- 2 drop(s) Grenadine



Directions/Comments: Pour in Creme de Cacao and layer Irish Cream on top. DO NOT ALLOW THESE TO MIX!! Carefully add drops of grenadine. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake with a cherry on top.