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10-28-2004, 05:44 PM
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are capable of suspending disbelief for a gang-rape scenario, but shitting on a desk is just over the top, hunh?
The first photo will go to you.
TM
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I don't get where a suspension of disbelief comes into this?
I think that having someone gang-raped by trusted friends would be quite scarring. In fact, I have thought this for some 20 years now so my statement of it may be outable (oh no!). I think shit on a desk is (a) less scarring and (b) something I just wouldn't do. If it were not brought up here all the time, it would never occur to me.
If I got the hate-fuck thing better, I'd probably understand the shitting on the bed of someone you just had sex with better.
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10-28-2004, 05:44 PM
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#302
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I am beyond a rank!
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not gross or anything, just completely odd. After jizzing on a passed-out girl's face? Who does that? He actually sat at her kitchen table and ate a meal...
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That was my blundering attempt at humor.
Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. I really don't get enough of that -- hey, who does?
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10-28-2004, 05:44 PM
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#303
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Apathy rocks!
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Come on. If this actually happened and the story circled the globe in an email and you knew the firm/partner/shitter/whatever, you wouldn't be amused?
TM
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We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
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10-28-2004, 05:46 PM
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Steaming Hot
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by dtb
That was my blundering attempt at humor.
Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. I really don't get enough of that -- hey, who does?
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I got it. this is not a dis at Coltrane, maybe we just have the same sense of humor.
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10-28-2004, 05:46 PM
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#305
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
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about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
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10-28-2004, 05:46 PM
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#306
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not gross or anything, just completely odd. After jizzing on a passed-out girl's face? Who does that? He actually sat at her kitchen table and ate a meal...
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It's not kosher.
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10-28-2004, 05:46 PM
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#307
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I am beyond a rank!
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
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OK. I totally don't get this. What I mean to say is, I have no idea what you are saying. What does this mean? What's the "ink"? When you say "they", are you saying there was more than one? (Honestly, this isn't a grammar thing -- I really don't understand.)
It's been a long day.
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10-28-2004, 05:47 PM
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#308
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We haven't done one of these in a long time
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Flinty,
Does this ever work?
G(reen w/ envy)^3
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Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
[Congrats to Coltrane, who gets a shiny quarter (unused).]
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10-28-2004, 05:47 PM
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#309
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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We haven't done one of these in a long time
The worst thing I could do to my firm if I won the lottery would be to leave without cleaning out my office.
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10-28-2004, 05:47 PM
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't get where a suspension of disbelief comes into this?
I think that having someone gang-raped by trusted friends would be quite scarring. In fact, I have thought this for some 20 years now so my statement of it may be outable (oh no!). I think shit on a desk is (a) less scarring and (b) something I just wouldn't do. If it were not brought up here all the time, it would never occur to me.
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Ah. I see. You would have someone gang-raped by trusted friends but you wouldn't shit on a desk. Got it. I guess I didn't believe the first part of that sentence until you cleared it up. But I'm willing to suspend that disbelief now.
TM
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10-28-2004, 05:49 PM
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#311
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I am beyond a rank!
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
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If Fringey's interpretation of the baffling (to me, anyway) post is correct, does this mean the mad pooper wrote about his/her pooping activities using a piece of turd as a "pen"?
You need to spell these things out for me (preferably with a writing utensil that is not made of poo).
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10-28-2004, 05:49 PM
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#312
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got it. this is not a dis at Coltrane, maybe we just have the same sense of humor.
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My mistake. I missed it. I thought dtb was saying that it wasn't all that strange. I wasn't even thinking about the type of food...
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10-28-2004, 05:49 PM
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#313
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah. I see. You would have someone gang-raped by trusted friends but you wouldn't shit on a desk. Got it. I guess I didn't believe the first part of that sentence until you cleared it up. But I'm willing to suspend that disbelief now.
TM
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I would think about it with evil glee. And wish it on someone. I get nothing from thinking about causing my shit to be on someone's desk, and have no desire for that ever to happen.
ETA you are an argumentative little shit today.
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10-28-2004, 05:51 PM
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#314
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
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Don't know, the bathroom messages were never made public (they were always found late at night by security). Poop was found in the most interesting places.
ETA - the messages were written in poo. Don't know if they used their finger or other pointy implement.
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10-28-2004, 05:51 PM
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explain please ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think about it with evil glee. And wish it on someone. I get nothing from thinking about causing my shit to be on someone's desk, and have no desire for that ever to happen.
ETA you are an argumentative little shit today.
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Maybe I'll come sit on your desk.
TM
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