Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We aren't talking marriage here, and I never said Jen isn't cute. But comparing Angelina and Jen is like comparing a Ferrari and a Porsche. Both are great, but only one's a true exotic.

ETA: Nobody offer the Gomer Pyle retort "What about that new Porsche that costs 400K? That's exotic."

What about the new Porsche that costs...

D'oh!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's a friend from another message board. I've known her since 1997, but I've never met her.

Well then maybe it's just a story. People make up stuff on the internet, like that one guy who claims to be 6'4". Or when I went to SF, Atticus claimed he couldn't meet me because his hemorrhoids hurt too much for him to walk- meanwhile that was a lie. He is far too regular to get roids.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

I'm thinking that trip to New Zealand will happen sooner rather than later.

Do it. It will be the best trip of your life. Shoulder season (April) is a great time to go, but November might be good, too. Just don't go during Christmas; everything will be booked.

As for me, this past year I've done a lot of things that I had put off and so feel pretty content lately. The only thing that I really wanted to do this February but couldn't is go to surf camp in Costa Rica, and it also would have been nice to do a long safari as a honeymoon.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well then maybe it's just a story. People make up stuff on the internet, like that one guy who claims to be 6'4". Or when I went to SF, Atticus claimed he couldn't meet me because his hemorrhoids hurt too much for him to walk- meanwhile that was a lie. He is far too regular to get roids.

Dude, anyone making up a story like that needs her teeth scattered.

[Replaced_Texan]

Making people pay for their own bar dues and reimbursing them three to six months later so long as all the proper forms are filled out.

Fuckers.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Making people pay for their own bar dues and reimbursing them three to six months later so long as all the proper forms are filled out.

Fuckers.

Yes, but this didn't make me all sad like that tumor post, so suck it up, girlie.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Making people pay for their own bar dues and reimbursing them three to six months later so long as all the proper forms are filled out.

Fuckers.

Meanwhile at coltrane's firm, he can tell them what kind of pop he wants in the conferecne room, and tomorrow it's stocked. Life isn't fair.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
YOUR best work?

Off my corner, ho.

How is this your corner?

and who the FUCK is Sequels?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you sometimes read what you write and want to kick your own ass?

TM

I think the Jews of the Board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct oon the Mr. Spelling issue. We are an honest and self-deprecating people.

[the Jewish People]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think the Jews of the Board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct oon the Mr. Spelling issue. We are an honest and self-deprecating people.

You speak foul truths that are mostly correct Paigow

To Thurgreed and his fellow anti-paigow terror mongers, we say,

Gai tren zich!!!!

Paigow is Gelibteh. A true friend to the Jewish people. Our favorite alteh moid.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wasn't sure what she was going for on that one. I stared at it for a while and just gave up. The message seems to be that Jews don't like strippers. I considered asking her about the evidence from which she reached that conclusion. Then I didn't.

Some Jews like strippers but I think the model married Jewish man is more Chef than Less and I can't imagine Chef turning into a Federline (despite the fact that Chef probably appreciates Britney more than Federline). There is also the legend that Jewish men make the best husbands. Less likely to cheat, get divorced, more loyal to family. And tend to be better with money than your average Federline, poor white trash, type. I think str8 will get my back on this. And I dont know who of the married with children men crew is jewish but I bet those who are would tend to agree. Hell, the 35 yo spinster is doing JDate and she is a self proclaimed WASP (though she could be a catholic with a delusion, but she aint jewish).

But you are the product of Catholic schools in Pennsyltucky so you woudlnt know this.

Originally posted by dtb
Let me take a crack. (Ha! Crack! Assforest! We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.)

I think you were on the right track SD. I think paigow was repeating the age-old wisdom (or aphorism, if you will) that Jews make the best husbands, as they are less likely to spend their hard-earned cash on frivolities and fripperies, such as strippers.

I won't comment on recent studies showing that cheap husbands are the least likely to cheat on their wives, and the correlation or non-correlation to Jewishness, and the age-old maxim about Jews and cheapitude.

Because that would be wrong.

There are studies on cheap husbands and whether they cheat? Who commissioned this? Did they do a study on poor uneducated husbands and whether they cheat when they hit the lottery with a low self esteem chick?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Some Jews like strippers but I think the model married Jewish man is more Chef than Less and I can't imagine Chef turning into a Federline (despite the fact that Chef probably appreciates Britney more than Federline). There is also the legend that Jewish men make the best husbands. Less likely to cheat, get divorced, more loyal to family. And tend to be better with money than your average Federline, poor white trash, type. I think str8 will get my back on this. And I dont know who of the married with children men crew is jewish but I bet those who are would tend to agree. Hell, the 35 yo spinster is doing JDate and she is a self proclaimed WASP (though she could be a catholic with a delusion, but she aint jewish).

But you are the product of Catholic schools in Pennsyltucky so you woudlnt know this.

I know my in-laws really wanted my wife to marry one. Maybe these are some of the reasons.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Inoperable brain tumor on a 29 year old woman who is 5 1/2 months pregnant.

That's dreadful. I am sorry. Truly.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know my in-laws really wanted my wife to marry one. Maybe these are some of the reasons.

Perhaps they thought it seemed nicer to couch their reservations with you in terms of religion?

Please don't take this as a slam. Constructive criticism!