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07-07-2005, 07:12 PM
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#301
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I just want to draw you in.
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Merde! And I am dumb enough to fall for it; provided however, I am not the dumbest (hi Shifty!)
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-07-2005, 07:12 PM
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#302
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cite please?
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FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.
spree: not work appropriate.
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07-07-2005, 07:15 PM
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#303
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Religious Nuts
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.
spree: not work appropriate.
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Including pictures of Arpy!
I love that shot.
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07-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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#304
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Including pictures of Arpy!
I love that shot.
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You couldn't be more off. My perm is much frizzier.
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07-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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#305
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Religious Nuts
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.
spree: not work appropriate.
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Yes, almost as good as typing "pregnant" and "sex" in.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-07-2005, 07:25 PM
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#306
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Religious Nuts
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, almost as good as typing "pregnant" and "sex" in.
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SPREE: Don't do this at work.
Try "tubgirl" or "goatse."
Yes, I know I'm flogging a dead horse here...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-07-2005, 07:26 PM
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#307
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You couldn't be more off. My perm is much frizzier.
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And you prefer kick-boxing, of course.
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07-07-2005, 07:27 PM
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#308
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Guest
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Big Brother 999
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Paigow,
I have taken the time out of my busy day to remind you that, if you care anymore, Big Brother begins tonight. Remember, this year, everyone has a secret.
This woman's secret, is that she has managed to butcher the spelling of Ashley.
Ashlea
Loves Sean Penn, Coldplay and chocolate chip cookies.
This woman's secret is that she's in love with herself.
Janelle
Loves Trance music, the Vikings and cheerleading.
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dear nfh
thanks for the headz. yesterday i nearly freaked when i thought i missed the first episode but then rejoiced to learn i did not. it is tivoed (hi slave!!!).
btw, a note. your attempts at humor were good in concept but not executed well. Snarky isnt your thing. I think Janelle
s big secret could be that she will use her winnings to buy a nosejob. that thing sticks out like a puffy nipple in wonk
s mantit chest hair forest. something like that.
or, janelle's secret is that she is white (isnt Janelle a sister's name?)
In any event, I predict white trash cat fight.
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07-07-2005, 07:28 PM
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#309
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And you prefer kick-boxing, of course.
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Of course. That's not vulgar.
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07-07-2005, 07:30 PM
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#310
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by dtb
Of course. That's not vulgar.
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And the sound you hear when your foot makes contact with the big smarmy head is so satisfying.
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07-07-2005, 07:31 PM
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#311
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Big Brother 999
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
dear nfh
thanks for the headz. yesterday i nearly freaked when i thought i missed the first episode but then rejoiced to learn i did not. it is tivoed (hi slave!!!).
btw, a note. your attempts at humor were good in concept but not executed well. Snarky isnt your thing. I think Janelle
s big secret could be that she will use her winnings to buy a nosejob. that thing sticks out like a puffy nipple in wonk
s mantit chest hair forest. something like that.
or, janelle's secret is that she is white (isnt Janelle a sister's name?)
In any event, I predict white trash cat fight.
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Thank you. You have manged to put a truly disturbing image in my head.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-07-2005, 07:38 PM
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#312
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Big Brother 999
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thank you. You have manged to put a truly disturbing image in my head.
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What happens when you google "flogging a dead horse"?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-07-2005, 07:38 PM
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#313
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Guest
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oh, good lord,* my initial comment was as sarcastic as you think yours came off. You couldn't understand why anyone would post such a thing (referring to dtb's post). I couldn't understand why anyone would post what you did here.
And if you don't think your post about her focus on grammar when people are discussing their family members isn't the prime example of high-horsedness, then you'll have to excuse me if I don't think you know how to properly apply the term.
TM
*Religion is for suckers.
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Why cantt you admt you are wrong? wh do you always have to be right?? Why do you always have to get the last word???
Which of course, is whiff.
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07-07-2005, 07:43 PM
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#314
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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unprepared k-race winner
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why cantt you admt you are wrong? wh do you always have to be right?? Why do you always have to get the last word???
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I love that you have the nerve to even think some shit like this, let alone post it.
TM
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07-07-2005, 07:46 PM
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#315
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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WSOP 2005
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Originally posted by dtb
A colleague of mine is THERE. His friend is playing in the tournament. He figures if he makes it to Sunday (?), he's in the money.
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I think this is wrong. Today, tomorrow and Saturday will all be "First days" -- they split the field into 3 groups, with each group playing down to about the top 1/3. Then everyone recongregates on Sunday and starts playing down to about the final 200 or so. Maybe Monday will be the money.
At least, that's what I heard the plan was.
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