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08-30-2006, 06:20 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Hardly surprising that you would know the words, as we've previoiusly established that the songs are all, to one degree or another, about the anal sex.
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Raindrops on roses and penises in buttholes...
You remembered!!!
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08-30-2006, 06:21 PM
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#302
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Hardly surprising that you would know the words, as we've previoiusly established that the songs are all, to one degree or another, about the anal sex.
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How do you solve a problem like Maria, indeed.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-30-2006, 06:21 PM
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#303
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Lonely goatherd. Duh.
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Show me a herd that hunts.
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08-30-2006, 06:25 PM
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#304
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Show me a herd that hunts.
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Greece, where men are men and sheep are nervous.
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08-30-2006, 06:28 PM
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#305
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Follow every byway, every path you know.
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Except if she's sixteen going on seventeen.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2006, 06:32 PM
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#306
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Except if she's sixteen going on seventeen.
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When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
when you're feeeeeling bad.
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08-30-2006, 06:43 PM
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#307
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I heard it was small and white.
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And clean and bright--because he was Austrian, not Italian.
RT--I went to Salzburg for the first time with a college choir and we took great pleasure in recreating every scene we could from tSoM, including "Give me the gun, Rolf" in the cemetery, and the kids climbing the trees in their hideous curtain clothing. In the Austrian countryside we made our bus driver stop at a promising-looking field and had our Maria (who was definitely not as cute as Gwink) run out across the field so we could film her coming back over the rise. Apparently during filming of the movie, it was not spring, because our poor Maria came back with huge blocks of mud attached to her shoes.
Further a propos of RT's brother--during the World Cup in 1994, when I was living in NYC, we used to play a game called "Gay or Italian?". A group of four or five guys, short hair, well-scented, pants worn a little high--we'd guess which category they fit before hearing them talk. I suppose it's possible that some groups were both.
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08-30-2006, 06:46 PM
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#308
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Originally posted by tmdiva
And clean and bright--because he was Austrian, not Italian.
RT--I went to Salzburg for the first time with a college choir and we took great pleasure in recreating every scene we could from tSoM, including "Give me the gun, Rolf" in the cemetery, and the kids climbing the trees in their hideous curtain clothing. In the Austrian countryside we made our bus driver stop at a promising-looking field and had our Maria (who was definitely not as cute as Gwink) run out across the field so we could film her coming back over the rise. Apparently during filming of the movie, it was not spring, because our poor Maria came back with huge blocks of mud attached to her shoes.
Further a propos of RT's brother--during the World Cup in 1994, when I was living in NYC, we used to play a game called "Gay or Italian?". A group of four or five guys, short hair, well-scented, pants worn a little high--we'd guess which category they fit before hearing them talk. I suppose it's possible that some groups were both.
tm
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I had a beautiful and I mean lovely beautiful from Italy Italian boss. and man Dolce and Gabanna just such a handsome and well dressed guy athletic, tall, nice guy. groomed perfecto man. well cut suits, etc. we played same game. never figured it out. so wonderful person.
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08-30-2006, 06:49 PM
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#309
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by tmdiva
And clean and bright--because he was Austrian, not Italian.
RT--I went to Salzburg for the first time with a college choir and we took great pleasure in recreating every scene we could from tSoM, including "Give me the gun, Rolf" in the cemetery, and the kids climbing the trees in their hideous curtain clothing. In the Austrian countryside we made our bus driver stop at a promising-looking field and had our Maria (who was definitely not as cute as Gwink) run out across the field so we could film her coming back over the rise. Apparently during filming of the movie, it was not spring, because our poor Maria came back with huge blocks of mud attached to her shoes.
tm
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Did you go to the ice caves? I voted for them, but we ended up going to the salt mine, which completely sucked.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2006, 06:50 PM
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#310
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by tmdiva
RT--I went to Salzburg for the first time with a college choir and we took great pleasure in recreating every scene we could from tSoM, including "Give me the gun, Rolf" in the cemetery, and the kids climbing the trees in their hideous curtain clothing. In the Austrian countryside we made our bus driver stop at a promising-looking field and had our Maria (who was definitely not as cute as Gwink) run out across the field so we could film her coming back over the rise. Apparently during filming of the movie, it was not spring, because our poor Maria came back with huge blocks of mud attached to her shoes.
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One of my aunts told me about doing something similar, but it was just her and her sister. She said it was great fun, and it's been on my list of things to do before I die since she told me about it.
My parents and my sister stayed at the von Trapp Family Lodge in Vermont when she was in college, and she and my mom spun around on the mountain field for awhile singing while my dad pretended not to know them. Good times.
I really need to look at that list and revise and/or check off where appropriate. It's been probably a decade.
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08-30-2006, 06:55 PM
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#311
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my aunts told me about doing something similar, but it was just her and her sister. She said it was great fun, and it's been on my list of things to do before I die since she told me about it.
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There's a prepackaged tour just for you.
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08-30-2006, 07:07 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Don't any of you people friggin' work???
21 pages into a new thread in less than half a day????
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08-30-2006, 07:10 PM
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#313
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Don't any of you people friggin' work???
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
21 pages into a new thread in less than half a day????
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We had a new K today, man. You don't turn off the adrenaline like a fuckin' faucet.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-30-2006, 07:11 PM
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#314
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Don't any of you people friggin' work???
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Originally posted by Gattigap
We had a new K today, man. You don't turn off the adrenaline like a fuckin' faucet.
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Yeah you keep it rollin' [like, rollin con mis homies] [which was stolen off a starbucks "this is your barista" signage]
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08-30-2006, 07:24 PM
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#315
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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For my friend Slave
Charlize is looking awright these days.
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