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08-08-2007, 04:18 PM
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#301
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by dtb
I found out by accident. And I agree with you.
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3. Many of my contemporaries and some of critics agree that the black and white contrast of my cock between that hookers tits manifests the plight of the perpetually consuming middle class.
I told them it was a great titty-fuck.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-08-2007, 04:19 PM
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#302
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Really? All the ones I've dealt with reuse them every so often (2 weeks or so) because it's too costly to keep buying new ones. They're all for catastrophic recovery, not for rooting out old emails.
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That's what I thought as well.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-08-2007, 04:19 PM
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#303
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Everything old is new again.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's been one of my all time favorite pieces of music for years . . .
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Shea Stadium, the radium
Emc squared
Got kicked out of the Palladium
Ya think that I cared?
Apropos of our little oldskool trip down memory lane, I was at Shea last night to see the Mets lose, and to suffer in the stultifying heat. The weather was like 1977, the Mets were like 1987 and I drank beers like it was 1997.
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08-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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#304
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Pinkberry
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Boo-berries and Franken-berries?
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Booberries are the real deal.
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See you later, decorator.
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08-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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#305
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Actually fashion-related
Apropos of Seinfeld, am I the only one surprised to learn that J. Peterman is still in business?
http://jpeterman.com/default.asp
(And no, I didn't think the Urban Sombrero put them out of business.)
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08-08-2007, 04:26 PM
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#306
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by dtb
Ok, I have two important questions that I can have answered in one place only by the likes of you jokers.
Number One: Have I committed ecosystem homicide by bringing home a turtle that I found in the road so my son could play with it for a while? I plan to return it to a river across the street when he's done playing with Turtley Turtwig (that's our new friend's name).
Number Two: (and this, as far as you know, is hypothetical of course) Say you were to have some self-portrait, um... art photos that, while great fun to look at, are not exactly meant for eyes other than the subjects'. Is there a way to get such photos directly from your digital camera to some other medium without storing it eternally on your computer?
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I've got an idea! Find a way to send them to me without using your computer and I can help you out! Or maybe I'll figure something out next time I am in town. Just don't tell me that the photos are of you and the turtle!
hahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!! lol 
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-08-2007, 04:28 PM
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#307
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Any halfway decent IT security program (which assumes a lot with lawfirms) is going to back up any server activity so that if something goes wrong, the server can be restored. Usually the backups are on tapes. Until very recently (when the new Rules of Civil Procedure came out in December), most IT security people just kept the tapes in perpetuity and/or until they ran out of room. Hopefully, nowadays everyone has them on a regular rotation, but you never know. Especially with lawfirms.
Depending on your firm's security and server setup, every single thing you do using the server will be logged, including your internet activity. The server logs will be also backed up on the tapes. 99.9 percent of the time, no one has a reason to really look at those log files and tapes unless there's some suspicion of something funky going on. But, you're not going to ever totally erase yourself if your computer was hooked up to a server.
Moral of the story: be nice to the IT people (and Anne Elk).
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F-f-f-f-f-f f-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuck.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-08-2007, 04:30 PM
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#308
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I blame the merlot
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Apropos of Seinfeld, am I the only one surprised to learn that J. Peterman is still in business?
http://jpeterman.com/default.asp
(And no, I didn't think the Urban Sombrero put them out of business.)
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I got the catalogue yesterday and was just as shocked.
I think I got drunk and bought something called Walt Whitman pants.
Maybe it was Thoreau.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-08-2007, 04:33 PM
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#309
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3. Many of my contemporaries and some of critics agree that the black and white contrast of my cock between that hookers tits manifests the plight of the perpetually consuming middle class.
I told them it was a great titty-fuck.
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And just like the striving upwardly mobile, you were never able to come.
Throwing up tequila on her does not count.
But then, can anyone come from a titty fuck? I'll call a buddy in bankruptcy and another with a trust fund and see if it works for them.
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08-08-2007, 04:34 PM
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#310
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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I'm bored
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's kind of a 180 from last week.
I failed to mention that my fortune cookie last week told me that "You would make a good lawyer."
(I suspect that's targeted to the DC Chinese Food market)
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In bed?
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See you later, decorator.
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08-08-2007, 04:38 PM
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#311
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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I'm bored
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In bed?
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Indeed. Oh how we laughed!
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08-08-2007, 04:39 PM
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#312
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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I'm bored
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In bed?
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No, at desk. You?
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08-08-2007, 04:40 PM
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#313
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Serious Questions of our Time
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Really? All the ones I've dealt with reuse them every so often (2 weeks or so) because it's too costly to keep buying new ones. They're all for catastrophic recovery, not for rooting out old emails.
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Sadly, I've had rooms full of backup tapes to deal with because someone thought that they were supposed to be kept forever.
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08-08-2007, 04:40 PM
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#314
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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I'm bored
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
No, at desk. You?
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I'm standing on my head. It's kind of embarrasing because I am commando and wearing a dress, but such is my wont.
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08-08-2007, 04:41 PM
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#315
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I'm bored
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm standing on my head. It's kind of embarrasing because I am commando and wearing a dress, but such is my wont.
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Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
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