Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
You have a cat wearing a pointed, pink hat, and a cape, as your avatar.

Uh, dude, that's a dude. At least I think it's a dude. Whoa. Dude. You really are insane.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city

we don't need statistics when we have tax_hottie opining based on her vast sexual experience

Ok, so the thing I quoted when I said you make things up is the thing you don't need statistics for?

Thanks for proving my point.

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
Oh. My. God.

I know that there are some pot smokers .... in our profession.

I see they fixed the mirror is your office. About time.

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city

Re height & marriage (& pay):

http://www.lgu.ac.uk/news/prarchive/221100.html

"Appearance affects marriage prospects."

Brilliant analysis of statistics.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
[edited to add: you say I'z just making shit up re height? ha, ha.]

Re height & marriage (& pay):

http://www.lgu.ac.uk/news/prarchive/221100.html

Re height & number of sexual partners:

http://economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=1280683

Re height & penis size:

we don't need statistics when we have tax_hottie opining based on her vast sexual experience

Okay, so tall people are more anal.

That's the wrong side.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Okay, so tall people are more anal.

That's the wrong side.

We don't think that way in Massachusetts. (edited to add: you patriarchal Republican stuffed shirt HOMOPHOBE).

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Is everyone on this board an acid freak (or "former" acid freak, as the case may be)? Do you people know that that stuff fries your brain? I mean, seriously. After seven trips, you are legally insane. Which explains a lot about this board, come to think of it. I'm not some Pollyanna hyper-judgmental type. I know that there are some pot smokers and even cocaine users in our profession. But acid? What happens when you are getting ready for that big trial and suddenly the flashback hits. Did you ever think about that?

Once again proving that mushrooms are better.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
We don't think that way in Massachusetts. (edited to add patriarchal Republican stuffed shirt HOMOPHOBE).

Ah, memories. I think I used to play a homophobe back in junior high school band. That was like a grammaphobe, but with a tighter reed, right?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, dude, that's a dude. At least I think it's a dude. Whoa. Dude. You really are insane.

Relax. She's really a dude.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by leagleaze

Ok, so the thing I quoted when I said you make things up is the thing you don't need statistics for?

I should've known better than cite tax_hottie blindly. It appears there isn't a statistically significant correlation between height and penis legnth. Siminoski, Kerry. (1993). The relationship among height, penile length, and foot size. Annals of Sex Research, 6(3), 231-235.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Perry? HIgh? Whoda thunk it?


Jane's April 1989 Moore Theater Seattle; probably the best show I've ever seen. And Sebby, Jane's at their peak was the ultimate heavy acid music. I was questioning my decision to dose during the opening band, but once Jane's came on, it was unreal.

Did they still sound okay last week? I saw them once in 91 (I think) where Perry and Dave were both pretty out of it, but Perkins and Eric A. still made it worthwhile.

I've seen Janes twice and they were two of the best shows I've ever seen. When they toured with Flea on bass (99?) they had these 50 ft high poles with strippers that just appeared out of the ceiling with the opening bars of "Three Days." Blew my mind...

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
I should've known better than cite tax_hottie blindly. It appears there isn't a statistically significant correlation between height and penis legnth.

Is that your I make shit up confession? If so, you are a sad, sad little man. And everyone knows, there is a correlation between the size of a man's penis and how little integrity he has.*



*I made that up. Cause everyone knows that men (and women) who have no integrity are, without doubt, the biggest dicks.

[notcasesensitive]

"This is my best seller. Lotsa bud for your buck. Better than the shit grown in basements in your country."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
'Tis true. Because it is certainly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

It ain't the "Second City" for nothing

Come on. You've said dumber shit when you were sober and happy.

[Alex_de_Large]

edit: sorry, double post.