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12-05-2006, 02:35 PM
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#3136
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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And once again...
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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12-05-2006, 02:42 PM
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#3137
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Thanks for the link! I'm giving Mrs. Wonk the sushi windups for her birthday.
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Here's another good one - http://www.atheistcalendar.com/index.htm (spree - duh)
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Boogers!
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12-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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#3138
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hey, Welcome Back!
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It feels like she left just yesterday.
I thought I was the only one who noticed, her two ignored good bye posts notwithstanding.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 12-05-2006 at 03:17 PM..
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12-05-2006, 03:41 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It feels like she left just yesterday.
I thought I was the only one who noticed, her two ignored good bye posts notwithstanding.
TM
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Wanna sing her happy birthday?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-05-2006, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wanna sing her happy birthday?
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I'll leave that to Shifter. He can probably come up with just the right words to "Happy Birthday."
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12-05-2006, 03:56 PM
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#3141
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Xanax
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I love my departed gay* neighbors, but I gotta admit some stuff- this gay couple right next door, with one guy with a green thumb planting all this exotic shit. meanwhile I'm trying to teach my kids about the food cycle so we're growing beans in our front yard- green thumb would snear at me- in a polite way- but still I know he thought little of my yard abilities.
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The upside down Christmas tree neighbors are a gay couple and this describes one of them perfectly. Except that he doesn't sneer at my gardening abilities. He's too polite to sneer at the hapless. But he has more than a green thumb. He can even grow plants that are not recommended this far north.
As to growing exotic shit....he grows castor beans which apparently have only recently come off a banned plants list. They're highly toxic and I think they make ricin from the seeds.
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12-05-2006, 03:57 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll leave that to Shifter. He can probably come up with just the right words to "Happy Birthday."
TM
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Hey. That was my own personal tribute. I'll not share.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-05-2006, 03:59 PM
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#3143
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'll leave that to Shifter. He can probably come up with just the right words to "Happy Birthday."
TM
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Hapy Birthday to you
And your 147 IQ
You went to Grand Central
And were rated a two
How was that?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-05-2006, 04:01 PM
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#3144
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hapy Birthday to you
And your 147 IQ
You went to Grand Central
And were rated a two
How was that?
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Um, mean. But keeping totally in character for you.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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12-05-2006, 04:04 PM
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#3145
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Um, mean. But keeping totally in character for you.
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Sorry. I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 2.5.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-05-2006, 04:05 PM
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#3146
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hapy Birthday to you
And your 147 IQ
You went to Grand Central
And were rated a two
How was that?
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you dumped a half point. how about :
Happy Birthday to you
D-cup boobs? you have 2,
2.5 looks....or 3
if we round up for you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-05-2006 at 04:13 PM..
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12-05-2006, 04:06 PM
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#3147
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sorry. I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with 2.5.
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12-05-2006, 04:07 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Beehive
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12-05-2006, 04:17 PM
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#3149
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hand Jive
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Thanks for putting that godforsaken song in my head. At least it replaced Stayin' Alive.
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12-05-2006, 04:19 PM
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#3150
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks for putting that godforsaken song in my head. At least it replaced Stayin' Alive.
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Can anything replace the Target holiday commercial jingle? I don't even know the words (the singer slurs them together), which makes it that much more irrifuckingtating. |
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