imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
How can I leave before I find out what's in everybody's breakroom? Or whether Str8outtahisass and whingey kiss and make up, or take it to a cage match? Or whether you'll ever post anything funny? It's the suspense that keeps me locked in, year after year.

Yeah, that's pretty much the same thing that keeps me around. I'm dying to find out if I'll ever post anything remotely funny, too. Pun intended.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
these keep me locked in. They are special Lawtalkers brand.



mmmm, handcuffs.

zakoh?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
:love:

That's never going to happen. So I need you to pick from the choices presented -- leave, or die.

lfm is clearly trying to have it both ways -- I got a thank you note re: economics, and str8 thinks they are simpatico. Oh the humanity.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
1. A throw-away line to add levity to an otherwise serious post.

Still lost. The definition of complementary schtick is what you jus said, or the use of the term in your post was the throaw-away schtick.. If its the former, I dont get it so please elaborate and itf its the latter, then , non-responsive Counselor

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It is so sad that some people will never know the simple joys of the cheeseburger.

And yet, the rueben is one of the most popular deli items of all time. Go figure.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's the extra schtick that comes with Lik-m-aid's Fun Dip.

Ah, bc for a minute I thought str8 thought that LFM threw in the Yale as a complImentary schtick. And that is an oxymoron as schticks are not to be used as flattery.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He is not a real person. The man who plays Niles Crane's father is a gay gay man, however.

So is the man who plays Niles.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

3. I'm amused that LFM and I are now have resolved our little back-and-forth, and ltl/fb is still out there, flailing away like Hank Harris in Pumpkin.

First, this is passive-aggressive behavior. I didn't think Canadians pulled this. Cut it out.

Second, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about with that Pumpkin reference, so it's not particularly effective. You're making me miss Sebby's similes.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What do you want as a Valentine's Day present? We now know that gwnc wants fuzzy pink handcuffs and RT wants the golden waterproof silent vibe.

I want world peace. Or a weekend anywhere with Ashley Judd -- even at the Dartmouth of ski resorts.

But I'd settle for an iPod.

I'd like to handcuff gwnc to her coffee table and set RT and the golden vibrator on her. And a camcorder.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
And yet, the rueben is one of the most popular deli items of all time. Go figure.

Does that involve cheese?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ok, I didn't read LFM's post the same way you did. I took it at face value (I thought the Yale-reference was complementary shtick), seeing as how it was an informed, though flawed, argument that has been the subject of some scholarship among labor econ types.

You can't differentiate between the term "salary" and the term "value" and I'm flawed? Au contraire mon frer (or however the cartoon people say the French)

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Still lost. The definition of complementary schtick is what you jus said, or the use of the term in your post was the throaw-away schtick.. If its the former, I dont get it so please elaborate and itf its the latter, then , non-responsive Counselor

I thought LFM's Yale joke was complementary shtick; RP thought it was the raison-d'etre of LFM's post and that I deserved to get ripped for replying to it seriously. That's all. I'm not sure I understand what else you're asking?

I'm learning something surprising about myself today; apparently I'm more sensitive about being accused of not having a working knowledge of micro-economics than I would be about just about anything else. That's really fucked up.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's never going to happen. So I need you to pick from the choices presented -- leave, or die.

lfm is clearly trying to have it both ways -- I got a thank you note re: economics, and str8 thinks they are simpatico. Oh the humanity.

You keep saying that, but one day, I know I'm going to show up at your door with a gross of cupcakes and all will be forgiven. Even you having called me a pedophile on multiple occasions.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm learning something surprising about myself today; apparently I'm more sensitive about being accused of not having a working knowledge of micro-economics than I would be about just about anything else. That's really fucked up.

And, given your skill level in the area, really quite unfortunate for your psychological health.

But amusing for us, so it balances out.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
lfm is clearly trying to have it both ways -- I got a thank you note re: economics, and str8 thinks they are simpatico. Oh the humanity.

Yep, you nailed it. My goal is a 3way with you and str8. I'm almost giddy with anticipation.