Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

Originally posted by patentparanyc
exactly. I don't know why she gives me shit for wanting to attain that.

I couldn't care less about your pipe dreams... I was saying that your husband must be poorly endowed to be able to wrap a garter SEVERAL times...

then again, my garter was the size of an inner tube.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by RealityBites
I couldn't care less about your pipe dreams... I was saying that your husband must be poorly endowed to be able to wrap a garter SEVERAL times...

then again, my garter was the size of an inner tube.

Automobile or Airplane?

(I almost forgot it was Friday.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But really good at math.

At first I read this as "really good at meth" - somehow, that made more sense.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I find it ironic I am always called upon to play nice and be fair and rise above baiting when certain parties refuse to do so. Ironic since I am the peon over here. Where is your tolerance?

I think it got left behind in the T. Pink's dressing room.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Adder
What reason is there to think he was clean?

He's from Minnesota, grasshopper. Of course he was clean.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I don't think you are. In my survey sample (the men I've had sex with) men seem more interested in nakedness than laciness.

One could try a double-blind survey, but I don't think it's the tactile properties of lingerie that do the trick.

Originally posted by spookyfish
Automobile or Airplane?

(I almost forgot it was Friday.)

[Adder]

Originally posted by Fugee
He's from Minnesota, grasshopper. Of course he was clean.

Yeah, 'cause Flower is clearly "clean" too.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you were ppnyc, I would have made the asking for the check joke.

Some of us might have wanted to hear that joke. You have to stop thinking about other people's feelings all the time.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No. They have to be hot as well for it to register. So let's see, lookist?

The number of hot law firm partners I've ever met who "pull down" 1-4 million per year is exactly 0. What is your definition of hot? Wearing Thomas Pink shirts and the right brand of shoes?

Originally posted by Adder
Yeah, 'cause Flower is clearly "clean" too.

It's common knowledge that Flower is 10 feet tall with armor plating and acid for blood. But he got that way solely by eating healthy, drinking vitamin water and doing a whole lot of spinning. Whatever else anyone might say about him, I think the record should be clear on this.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The number of hot law firm partners I've ever met who "pull down" 1-4 million per year is exactly 0. What is your definition of hot? Wearing Thomas Pink shirts and the right brand of shoes?

[Alex_de_Large]

Nobody's buying it, especially her producers.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's common knowledge that Flower is 10 feet tall with armor plating and acid for blood. But he got that way solely by eating healthy, drinking vitamin water and doing a whole lot of spinning. Whatever else anyone might say about him, I think the record should be clear on this.

I just noticed that one of the contributing reporters for the latest NYT article on Landis is named Gina Kolata. Approximately how many times do you think this poor woman has had some jackass sing to her "Do you like Gina Kolata?"

Adder, you little twerp, I get high on life and America.* I don't know what they do for "fun" wherever you are living nowadays, but that sort of shit does not cut it in the Heartland.

* I tried Jesus once, but it made me paranoid and gave me a massive headache the next day.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Nobody's buying it, especially her producers.

is str8 one of the cc's?