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12-05-2006, 04:27 PM
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
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Stayin' Alive.
ETA: Ha!
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12-05-2006, 04:27 PM
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can anything replace the Target holiday commercial jingle? I don't even know the words (the singer slurs them together), which makes it that much more irrifuckingtating.
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I saw a childhood friend over Thanksgiving. She recalled how once, when my family visited hers, I complained that I had a cigarette jingle in my head for the whole trip there. I didn't know what she was talking about at first. Then she recited the jingle to me. It's been back, on and off, in my head ever since.
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12-05-2006, 04:33 PM
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#3153
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can anything replace the Target holiday commercial jingle? I don't even know the words (the singer slurs them together), which makes it that much more irrifuckingtating.
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This is our cunnnntray.
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12-05-2006, 04:34 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Xanax
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Originally posted by Fugee
The upside down Christmas tree neighbors are a gay couple and this describes one of them perfectly. Except that he doesn't sneer at my gardening abilities. He's too polite to sneer at the hapless. But he has more than a green thumb. He can even grow plants that are not recommended this far north.
As to growing exotic shit....he grows castor beans which apparently have only recently come off a banned plants list. They're highly toxic and I think they make ricin from the seeds.
His partner is in real estate and is like the gay Angie's List.
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Could you ask him how he'd grow lilacs or peonies if he were in South Florida, please? I miss both of these plants so, so much.
True story. While I was in marriage counseling with my now-ex, he announced triumphantly that he KNEW what my favorite flowers were. When asked, he announced with a flourish "Lilies and pereniums."
Uh.... no.
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12-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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#3155
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Party Hearty in the Cafeteria
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is our cunnnntray.
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Finest on earth.
This is my country, land of my birth.
I pledge thee my allegiance,
America, the bold,
cause this is my country to have and to hold.
Goddamn you.
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12-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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#3156
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Xanax
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
lilacs or peonies
Lilies and pereniums
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Fuck that. Close enough.
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12-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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Xanax
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you ask him how he'd grow lilacs or peonies if he were in South Florida, please? I miss both of these plants so, so much.
True story. While I was in marriage counseling with my now-ex, he announced triumphantly that he KNEW what my favorite flowers were. When asked, he announced with a flourish "Lilies and pereniums."
Uh.... no.
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Keep those lilies fresh in a nice perineal soak. |
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12-05-2006, 04:37 PM
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#3158
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It's all about me.
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Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Xanax
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck that. Close enough.
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Have you ever gotten a nice bouquet of pereniums?
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12-05-2006, 04:38 PM
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Xanax
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck that. Close enough.
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Uh, not if you're allergic. |
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12-05-2006, 04:40 PM
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#3160
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Xanax
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have you ever gotten a nice bouquet of pereniums?
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Maybe he's caught a whiff of 'em. (Or maybe not. I can't be sure.) |
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12-05-2006, 04:55 PM
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Xanax
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have you ever gotten a nice bouquet of pereniums?
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I don't know flowers, so pereniums, perennials. Whatever. But the guy remembered the first letter to the name of each of your favorite flowers. That's gotta be worth something.
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12-05-2006, 04:57 PM
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#3162
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you ask him how he'd grow lilacs or peonies if he were in South Florida, please? I miss both of these plants so, so much.
True story. While I was in marriage counseling with my now-ex, he announced triumphantly that he KNEW what my favorite flowers were. When asked, he announced with a flourish "Lilies and pereniums."
Uh.... no.
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My mom's been trying to grow peonies in Texas for 35 years. So far, no luck.
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12-05-2006, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't want to get personal, but screw you NotBob. I invented that term. Do the research. I'll give you the history again if you've forgotten. GWFGWF was a spin-off of my original theme.
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I apologize profusely. I get you and me (or is it "you and I"?) and notcasesensitive confused all the time.
But I would like to hear the history again. Heck, I'm a sucker for holiday traditions. |
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12-05-2006, 04:59 PM
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Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you ask him how he'd grow lilacs or peonies if he were in South Florida, please? I miss both of these plants so, so much.
True story. While I was in marriage counseling with my now-ex, he announced triumphantly that he KNEW what my favorite flowers were. When asked, he announced with a flourish "Lilies and pereniums."
Uh.... no.
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They've a lovely aroma. A touch of blue cheese, with a hint of savage musk.
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12-05-2006, 05:00 PM
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#3165
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I apologize profusely. I get you and me (or is it "you and I"?) and notcasesensitive confused all the time.
But I would like to hear the history again. Heck, I'm a sucker for holiday traditions.
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You might want to take a walk down memory lane...
ETA: I miss Atticus.
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