Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 212

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2003, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Look at it again. Doesn't Elin's arm look like Katilda's?

The water bottle is for later.

TM

Okay. I saw Elin doing mom with the bottle, but you're right it looks like its going the other way too. mutual stimulation.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-02-2003, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does anyone really doubt her hotness?

Check out this photo. Because of the sleeves on her weird shirt (that match the color of Elin's shirt), doesn't it look like Katilda is massaging the little man inside Elin's boat?

And this last photo is for Not Me:

Check out the article on the wedding on Page 2. Somewhat amusing.

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/murphy/031201.html

TM

This is further proof that next to Hugh Heffner, Tiger Woods is enjoying the greatest life of any male American. I mean, really, is there any American male in history you'd rather be than Woods? The guy is going to be a billionaire before he's done... all for playing golf. I'd say he's got a better gig than any movies star, CEO or rock star in history.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-02-2003, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is further proof that next to Hugh Heffner, Tiger Woods is enjoying the greatest life of any male American. I mean, really, is there any American male in history you'd rather be than Woods? The guy is going to be a billionaire before he's done... all for playing golf. I'd say he's got a better gig than any movies star, CEO or rock star in history.

He's got an incredible life, but I would never want to be him. Here's why:

(1) You'd talk like a dork for the rest of your life
(2) You didn't decide your fate. Your father did.
(3) And the most important: your maximum bet at a blackjack table in Vegas would be $100. Reports of him doing this angers me more than anything I can fathom. Would you really want to be that guy? The cheapest sonofabitch EVER? I couldn't live with myself. I don't care if it's in his nature to be frugal. I would never want it to be in MY nature. People who initially were surrounding his table ("HEY! It's Tiger!") apparently left b/c they were so bored.

Tiger Woods is Ned Flanders with a great golf swing.

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2003, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The guy is going to be a billionaire before he's done... all for playing golf. I'd say he's got a better gig than any movies star, CEO or rock star in history.

I know people love playing golf, and so it seems like a great life (and it is, I'm sure), but being a golfer at that level is all about working every day. I was at the Masters the first year he won. After the practice round he was back out on the driving range- he works real hard. The difference between being a club pro and being compettive on tour is small, and its easy to fall off. Plus, you can't party much today and be competitive on tour.

Rock star=better job.

12-02-2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I am pleased to report that "The Fashionistas" is up for best DVD at the 2004 AVN awards. Thankfully, we don't have to compete in the same category as "5 Guy Creampie" or "Screw My Wife Please." Though I'm pretty sure we could take "Look What's Up My Ass." Assuming said ass had been properly washed, that is.

Just bc this is the funniest thing I have read here in awhile. And speaking of all things ass, last night I was told there is a disease or conidtion called Assburgers (sp?) that is kind of like Tourettes and affects really smart kids? I called bullshit but was told it was not. Assburgers? Come on. Can someone verify?

And Shape, can you see fit to serve some Five Guy Creampie at Cooters? Or are they just way too apples and oranges?

bold_n_brazen · 12-02-2003, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
It isn't tacky, I just didn't like it. So what do you do with the stuff that's perfectly nice but not really your style and you can't return?

Isn't this exactly why Paigow invented EBay?

bold_n_brazen · 12-02-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Just bc this is the funniest thing I have read here in awhile. And speaking of all things ass, last night I was told there is a disease or conidtion called Assburgers (sp?) that is kind of like Tourettes and affects really smart kids? I called bullshit but was told it was not. Assburgers? Come on. Can someone verify?

And Shape, can you see fit to serve some Five Guy Creampie at Cooters? Or are they just way too apples and oranges?

Assburgers is really Aspergers. It's a kind of high functioning autism.

See: http://www.aspergers.com/

bilmore · 12-02-2003, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
These days, college students are 60% female overall.

I had a college roommate like that once. It was confusing.

baltassoc · 12-02-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The difference between being a club pro and being compettive on tour is small, and its easy to fall off. Plus, you can't party much today and be competitive on tour.

Rock star=better job.

Plus, he's got random anonymous people on a lawyer internet chat board (and I'm sure myriad other chat boards and other public forums as well) giving him crap about the women he dates / marries, and his position on race, and his position on women, and his (non)position on just about everything. I may not be worth $100 million, but nobody gives a crap that I dated out of (or within) my race / ethnic group / religion / socioeconomic class, and they sure don't care what I think about anything else. It's kind of nice that way.

In other news, I noticed last night that overstock.com had
Hot Dog the Movie on sale for $9.89.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-02-2003, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
It isn't tacky, I just didn't like it. So what do you do with the stuff that's perfectly nice but not really your style and you can't return? And it's not like a *real* present, just a little hostess gift. And she might really like it. Or re-gift it to someone else.

The blasted tip towels are another thing altogether. I might have to sneak one or two into the gift I'm bringing for our book club exchange, just to get rid of them. Maybe I'll give them to Goodwill to sell.

I've given away thousands of dollars of useless crystal people gave me at my wedding. Here's a tip... If you get crystal from a young guest at your wedding, you're being regifted. Only old fucks with no sense give crystal anymore. Its useless shit. I feel like I live in Superman's ice palace half the time because my goddamn place is filled with piles of the shit. I never use the stuff because my wife tells me I can wash it in the dishwasher, and frankly, what difference does it make whether I drink my booze out of a crystal glass or a glass glass? Same thing goes for silverware and china. Does the food taste better when eaten of a plate covered in fleur de lis? These shit wedding gifts are throwbacks to the days when people rode horses to work and dressed in white tie for dinner every evening.

12-02-2003, 11:10 AM

double double

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-02-2003, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does the food taste better when eaten of a plate covered in fleur de lis?

Your plates have flowers on them?

Sissy.

12-02-2003, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by baltassoc

In other news, I noticed last night that overstock.com had
Hot Dog the Movie on sale for $9.89.

I am so glad you have found a place in your heart for me bc I am buying this right now. Just in time for fireplace season. My dvd collection now includes Meet the Parents, THe Big L, The Office and Hot Dog (and a couple of Jenna DVDs). It is complete right? Everything else I can rent. My parents have Trading Places and we watched over the holidays. Once a year of that flick is sufficient. I couldnt get "Constance Frye, Constance Frye, any time you called. Constance would fulfill your needs, winter, spring and fall" out of my head for three days.

Oh, and back to the TC Sheet convo. Where can I get 600 TC egymptian cotton sheets on the cheap? And a really thick heavy down comforter? I am inspired to upgrade my sleep situation at the moment.

dtb · 12-02-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Check out this photo. Because of the sleeves on her weird shirt (that match the color of Elin's shirt), doesn't it look like Katilda is massaging the little man inside Elin's boat?

Actually, it's not strange sleeves, it's the sweater she's wearing around her shoulders.

leagleaze · 12-02-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
And, anyone who would check which year an ornament was produced should not be your friend.

No doubt. How rude would that be? Might as well just ask the person how much they paid, where they got it, etc etc.