» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 177 |
| 0 members and 177 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
11-24-2004, 01:43 PM
|
#3166
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, manicurist does that.
|
Okay, I'm going to say this calmly: you shouldn't let her do that. |
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:44 PM
|
#3167
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Will you be wearing anything underneath?
ET ask whether I have become taxwonk.
|
Shut up and suck.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:44 PM
|
#3168
|
|
Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
|
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
RT, this is definitely going in the database. I'm sure someone will be able to appreciate/exploit Hank's little quirk.
|
I get the impression that Hank's file will be quite thick when we're finished gathering data.
__________________
"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:45 PM
|
#3169
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, I'm going to say this calmly: you shouldn't let her do that.
|
Sweet pea, I think you need to take a page out of your avatar's book.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE THEY DRILLING THROUGH STEEL RIGHT UNDER MY OFFICE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:45 PM
|
#3170
|
|
Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
|
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
RT, this is definitely going in the database. I'm sure someone will be able to appreciate/exploit Hank's little quirk.
|
I've still got $10 on "predeliction for dreadlocks," and it pays 10/1 if it's posted before the holidays. C'mon, Hank, don't let me down.
__________________
I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:47 PM
|
#3171
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
I've still got $10 on "predeliction for dreadlocks," and it pays 10/1 if it's posted before the holidays. C'mon, Hank, don't let me down.
|
Is there a rasta holiday in December? Haile Selasie's birthday?
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:48 PM
|
#3172
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Shut up and suck.
|
STP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I actually am quite calm today, in case anyone was worried. |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:48 PM
|
#3173
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, I'm going to say this calmly: you shouldn't let her do that.
|
It comes free with the waxing.
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:48 PM
|
#3174
|
|
Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my sisters has recently taken up knitting (again), and I figure that this may be a good Christmas present opportunity. Are there knitting supplies / accessories that knitters would appreciate? If yes, what's a good on-line resource?
|
There are tons of good starter knitting pattern books out there that make great gifts. There are also books about the zen of knitting that some people like (I don't, but some do). As for accessories, there is a hand balm called "Knitters little helper" that I use - it stops your hands from drying out while you knit. Knit Picks has it:
http://www.knitpicks.com/lobby.asp?W...y&itemid=80075
A knitting bag is always useful, to tote your yarn and stuff around. Also, there is a magazine called Interweave Knits that I get. It has good suggestions for beginners and more advanced. A subscription might be nice - I think it is Interweave Press - you can google it.
Also, yarn and needles for her next project would be a good gift. |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:52 PM
|
#3175
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It comes free with the waxing.
|
The [in]famous "Back, Crack and Sack?" |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:52 PM
|
#3176
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It comes free with the waxing.
|
Are you as smooth as the lining of your Hickey-Freemans?
If I were your manicurist, every time I saw you, I would rub lotion into your nails and cuticles with my thumbs while massaging your fingertips with my fingers, using long elliptical strokes. I would do this regularly, so there would never be any need to bring a sharp instrument to your tender skin. |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:53 PM
|
#3177
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you as smooth as the lining of your Hickey-Freemans?
If I were your manicurist, every time I saw you, I would rub lotion into your nails and cuticles with my thumbs while massaging your fingertips with my four fingers, using long elliptical strokes. I would do this regularly, so there would never be any need to bring a sharp instrument to your tender skin.
|
Plus, he's all smooth and shit from the waxing. What would you do to his waxed bits? (I'm just wondering...) |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:54 PM
|
#3178
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I get the impression that Hank's file will be quite thick when we're finished gathering data.
|
Pity that that and his skull are the only things about him that are thick . . .
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
|
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:55 PM
|
#3179
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pity that that and his skull are the only things about him that are thick . . .
|
He claimed that was his finger. |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2004, 01:56 PM
|
#3180
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Plus, he's all smooth and shit from the waxing. What would you do to his waxed bits? (I'm just wondering...)
|
Whatever he would do with mine. |
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
