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10-29-2007, 05:12 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
6. Patheticist--Fucking some short bald dude because he drives a 911.
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even more so, being 5'4", saying you're over 6' on the internet, being bald and driving an Escort 
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10-29-2007, 05:13 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
5. Most mostest pathetic--Thinking she's going to fuck your bald, 5'4 ass if you get a 911.
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I take issue with this statement, but not for the reasons you'd think.
I shaved my own ass and fancy place, so yes, I am proud of having a bald ass. I come from a pretty tall family and I am the only member of my family who is 5'4".
I am proud that several "shes" have wanted to fuck my bald 5'4" ass. I don't think they can be faulted for following their heart.
If you think that's pathetic then fine.
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10-29-2007, 05:15 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
6. Patheticist--Fucking some short bald dude because he drives a 911.
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7. Patheticistist -- Lusting after the 599 GTB Fiorano driven by a short bald dude who is not getting any from your Minivan. |
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10-29-2007, 05:15 PM
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#3169
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I take issue with this statement, but not for the reasons you'd think.
I shaved my own ass and fancy place, so yes, I am proud of having a bald ass. I come from a pretty tall family and I am the only member of my family who is 5'4".
I am proud that several "shes" have wanted to fuck my bald 5'4" ass. I don't think they can be faulted for following their heart.
If you think that's pathetic then fine.
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You have a 911?
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10-29-2007, 05:17 PM
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#3170
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I take issue with this statement, but not for the reasons you'd think.
I shaved my own ass and fancy place, so yes, I am proud of having a bald ass. I come from a pretty tall family and I am the only member of my family who is 5'4".
I am proud that several "shes" have wanted to fuck my bald 5'4" ass. I don't think they can be faulted for following their heart.
If you think that's pathetic then fine.
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I don't think a 911 would be too sensible for you, as you get too much snow. i would think potential sex partners might fear getting into that car with you, at least during the 10 months you get snow.
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10-29-2007, 05:18 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
6. Patheticist--Fucking some short bald dude because he drives a 911.
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7. Penultimately pathetic*--Buying a ring for the woman fucking you because you bought a 911.
*Sorry to put that kind of pressure on you.
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10-29-2007, 05:18 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
7. Penultimately pathetic*--Buying a ring for the woman fucking you because you bought a 911.
*Sorry to put that kind of pressure on you.
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Oh god, Muggs hurry it up, deal or no deal I want to see if you can top that.
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10-29-2007, 05:19 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
6. Patheticist--Fucking some short bald dude because he drives a 911.
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Against my better judgement, I once went out on an internet date with a guy who included a picture of him and his Boxster in his profile. The Boxster was really the only thing he had going for him, so I guess I can't really fault him for it.
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10-29-2007, 05:20 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
7. Patheticistist -- Lusting after the 599 GTB Fiorano driven by a short bald dude who is not getting any from your Minivan.
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Dissent. It's fine to love the car. The car didn't do anything wrong. It's innocent, which makes it more beautiful.
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10-29-2007, 05:21 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You have a 911?
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No, but I do have a college degree and I completed a year of law school. And even TM admits that I have nice hair.
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10-29-2007, 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No, but I do have a college degree and I completed a year of law school. And even TM admits that I have nice hair.
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So you're not bald?
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10-29-2007, 05:24 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So you're not bald?
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Not on my head. I have a bald ass.
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10-29-2007, 05:25 PM
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not on my head. I have a bald ass.
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Christ, I'd hope you have a bald ass. I have a bald ass.
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10-29-2007, 05:31 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Christ, I'd hope you have a bald ass. I have a bald ass.
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unless you're lasered I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit. you'd at least have a 5 o'clock shadow by now.
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10-29-2007, 05:38 PM
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#3180
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
unless you're lasered I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit. you'd at least have a 5 o'clock shadow by now.
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I mean the outside of my--
Fuck this. This is only going to get nauseating from here.
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