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12-02-2003, 11:16 AM
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#3181
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Regifting
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your plates have flowers on them?
Sissy.
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An Assburger just isn't an Assburger unless served on fine china.
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12-02-2003, 11:17 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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assburgers sunnyside up
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I couldnt get "Constance Frye, Constance Frye, any time you called. Constance would fulfill your needs, winter, spring and fall" out of my head for three days.
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Because I now can't get this song out of my head, I give you the whole thing, courtesy originally of TM, the nicest gift he has given me:
Zader Kaiiiiii
Zader Kai, my friend
'Neath the elms we sing our tomes
We're brothers to the end
Muffy in the bathroom stall
Margaret by the lake
Susan down in Whitley Hall
Constance on the make
Constance Frye, Constance Frye
Anytime you call
Constance will fulfill your needs
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12-02-2003, 11:35 AM
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#3183
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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assburgers sunnyside up
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh, and back to the TC Sheet convo. Where can I get 600 TC egymptian cotton sheets on the cheap? And a really thick heavy down comforter? I am inspired to upgrade my sleep situation at the moment.
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Sheets stay neat with the blow job camel? |
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12-02-2003, 11:48 AM
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#3184
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assburgers sunnyside up
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sheets stay neat with the blow job camel?
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The BJC has 600 TC and a heavy comforter. My Vermont quilt passed away this spring thanks to the paigettes and I need to replace. My current down comforter just seems kind of limp. I won't be outbedded. So info up please. |
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12-02-2003, 12:03 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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snow really white
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
your maximum bet at a blackjack table in Vegas would be $100. Reports of him doing this angers me more than anything I can fathom. Would you really want to be that guy? The cheapest sonofabitch EVER? I couldn't live with myself. I don't care if it's in his nature to be frugal. I would never want it to be in MY nature. People who initially were surrounding his table ("HEY! It's Tiger!") apparently left b/c they were so bored.
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Haven't you been made fun of here for being frugal? Anyhoo, it is not really uncommon for celebs to not be big gamblers. When Justin Timberlake was gambling at a nearby table in Vegas last year, he was nickel and diming it, while one of his bodyguards was ponying up the big bets. Some people just don't get the same rush as others at the tables. Doesn't make the guy cheap. Now if he was never tipping his dealer, that would be another matter.
Confidential to TF: I think I forgot to mention Strange Brew in my recent viewing list yesterday. |
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12-02-2003, 12:05 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Due to a large number of digital photographs taken this weekend, I'm looking for an online printing service so I don't have to spend an arm and a leg on photographic paper and ink for my crappy printer. Does anyone have any recommendations?
R(puppy was sick last night, so I had no sleep and am now cranky)T
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12-02-2003, 12:10 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Due to a large number of digital photographs taken this weekend, I'm looking for an online printing service so I don't have to spend an arm and a leg on photographic paper and ink for my crappy printer. Does anyone have any recommendations?
R(puppy was sick last night, so I had no sleep and am now cranky)T
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I have heard snapfish is good. They have some introductory offer for free prints when you first sign up too. Any other good ones out there? I will be in the same dilemma here with the recent vacation photos. |
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12-02-2003, 12:11 PM
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#3188
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Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Due to a large number of digital photographs taken this weekend, I'm looking for an online printing service so I don't have to spend an arm and a leg on photographic paper and ink for my crappy printer. Does anyone have any recommendations?
R(puppy was sick last night, so I had no sleep and am now cranky)T
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Shutterfly. Its awesome |
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12-02-2003, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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snow really white
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Originally posted by dtb
Actually, it's not strange sleeves, it's the sweater she's wearing around her shoulders.
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You're either blind or joking. Just because you dig the "I can't dress myself properly, so I'll just tie this around my neck" look, doesn't mean everyone you see does the same, dorkus.
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12-02-2003, 12:14 PM
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#3190
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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snow really white
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Haven't you been made fun of here for being frugal?
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Maybe, but I'm frugal b/c I'm not rich (not even lawyer rich), not b/c I'm cheap. For what I have, I spend well on my friends and family, etc.
But I've definitely bet more than $100 at a hand of blackjack.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-02-2003, 12:16 PM
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#3191
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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ESPN hockey commercials
Yeah yeah yeah, only gwnc, slave, thrasher fan, and I care, but...
WTF is up with the "hockey: made in America" commercials ESPN is running? Not only are they wrong (look, I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but come on -- give the Canadians this much), but they are just stupid. Some faux blue-collar guy on an assembly line with a bunch of TVs on a conveyor belt pretending to "make" hockey? Jesus! We not only don't "make" hockey, we haven't made TVs in the US since Ford was president. Factories in the US? Please -- unless you count the sweatshops in [insert name of ethnic area of your berg where the immigrants live] where illegals get locked to their sewing machines for 13 hours a day to make Kathie Lee (tm) sportswear.
Ahem. Anyway, every time I see one of those commercials, I just get pissed off. And I don't understand how ESPN, which has historically had *great* commercials, could come up with something so (a) wrong, and (even worse) so (2) lame.
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12-02-2003, 12:22 PM
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#3192
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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What the hell is this sentence supposed to mean?
"They’ve never wanted for anything."
It was a comment made by a local of the town where "The Simple Life" was filmed.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-02-2003, 12:23 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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snow really white
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe, but I'm frugal b/c I'm not rich (not even lawyer rich), not b/c I'm cheap. For what I have, I spend well on my friends and family, etc.
But I've definitely bet more than $100 at a hand of blackjack.
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Yes, we've heard, rubber boots.
Perhaps you would be richer if you weren't gambling your money away? Also the strip club fascination could be a money pit.
My credit counseling services are available for a reasonable fee. |
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12-02-2003, 12:27 PM
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#3194
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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snow really white
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes, we've heard, rubber boots.
Perhaps you would be richer if you weren't gambling your money away? Also the strip club fascination could be a money pit.
My credit counseling services are available for a reasonable fee.
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I only go to Vegas once a year and I've been strippering once in the past 6 months.
My credit is fine. Unlike your responses to my posts, which are boring as shit.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-02-2003, 12:28 PM
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Think Outside the Jar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Marinating
Posts: 268
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snow really white
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes, we've heard, rubber boots.
Perhaps you would be richer if you weren't gambling your money away? Also the strip club fascination could be a money pit.
My credit counseling services are available for a reasonable fee.
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Apropos of the conversation: http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho.../20703802.html
Tiger is a very bad tipper, and Drew Carey is among the best (and not just at the numerous strip clubs that he keeps in business).
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