Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04 - Page 213

evenodds · 01-23-2004, 05:47 PM

No matter how ill or infirm your beloved, never make the following blanket statement:

"Here's the remote, darling. You can watch whatever you want."

Since I have been home from work, we've had:

Ghost Ship (OMG, this sucked.)
Highlander the tv series
G4 (the channel . . . and here I thought Ghost Ship sucked)
TechTV (another channel I didn't realize we had on digital cable)

The poor dear. If he weren't ailing, I would be kicking his ass.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-23-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Note to all. I changed my avatar. Mostly to please/bug Atticus, somewhat because of my striking physical resemblance to this cartoon character. I've lost the powerpuff one now, so we're stuck with this one.

Oooh. Nice Avatar.

Up for a threesome?

SlaveNoMore · 01-23-2004, 05:48 PM

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NotFromHere
BERKELEY, Calif. - Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson has had a temporary restraining order issued against him for allegedly threatening to kill a man. A permanent restraining order hearing is scheduled for Feb. 6 in Oakland, Calif.
Johnson "threatened to kill plaintiff and beat him to a pulp,''
The plaintiff filed a report with the Oakland Police Department, saying that he started a relationship with Johnson's ex-wife, Shikiri, in August and that Johnson started making threats after finding out about the relationship in October, the Tribune said.

I just pray that the perp had the foresight to say to him "Just Give Me the Damn Wallet"

Dualit · 01-23-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
BERKELEY, Calif. - Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson has had a temporary restraining order issued against him for allegedly threatening to kill a man. A permanent restraining order hearing is scheduled for Feb. 6 in Oakland, Calif.
Johnson "threatened to kill plaintiff and beat him to a pulp,''
The plaintiff filed a report with the Oakland Police Department, saying that he started a relationship with Johnson's ex-wife, Shikiri, in August and that Johnson started making threats after finding out about the relationship in October, the Tribune said.

The man also said Johnson said, "I'm going to catch you on the street and I will beat you to a pulp,'' at a funeral Jan. 9 and had to be restrained by several people. The man said he is receiving five to six threatening calls each day since the funeral.
In unrelated incident, Johnson was mugged at gunpoint Wednesday, robbed of money and jewelry but unhurt, police said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4023762/

1 - What was Keyshawn doing in Berkeley? Applying to law school?
2 - Can you really believe that the robbery was unrelated to the threats?
3 - Could he be a bigger loser?

Quote to fix link.

robustpuppy · 01-23-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
The poor dear. If he weren't ailing, I would be kicking his ass.

Next time you are sick, and he is well, you should rent the entire collection of Felicity DVDs from Netflix and watch them from beginning to end, and revenge will be yours, mwooohahahaha.

leagleaze · 01-23-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
revenge advice

I bet the odd man won't hand over the remote when e/o is next ill.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 01-23-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Next time you are sick, and he is well, you should rent the entire collection of Felicity DVDs from Netflix and watch them from beginning to end, and revenge will be yours, mwooohahahaha.

She'd be trying to recover, not make herself more sick.

evenodds · 01-23-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I bet the odd man won't hand over the remote when e/o is next ill.

He's always done well nursing me back to health, but I swear he is trying to gaslight me.

Gospel Grooves on Word?!!!!!

purse junkie · 01-23-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I bet the odd man won't hand over the remote when e/o is next ill.

She should buy him an XBox. At least then she can pick the games she has to watch him play.

Of course, I just solve the problem ahead of time by constantly hogging the remote.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-23-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I've had the tune going through my head since I read this post, so I just had to give this song parody bit a try. Please forgive:

Sebastian (to the tune of How do you solve a problem like Maria?)

He goes to court and charms the judge
Though his arguments don’t fool
He talks out both sides of his mouth
But at least he’s not a tool
And the lining of his Hickey Fs
Is so silky smooth and cool
We even know he always cleans his starfish!

He always posts the same shit
He’s on Fringey’s ignore list
As for tearing him a new one
Thurgreed often can’t resist
I hate to have to say it
But some posters firmly feel
Sebastian's not an asset to the FB

I'd like to say a word on his behalf
Sebastian makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you catch that cat and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Sebastian?
He’s largely correct(ed)! But unaffected! A clown?

Many a thing the paigow tries to teach him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But it gives him so much trouble
To parse replies too subtle
To him that humor’s so librarian.

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you let his foul truths simply stand?

When he posts he seems confused
Missing jokes, we’re all bemused
And he gives us all a sense of deja vu
So predictable his posts are
Literal, bombastic, bizarre
He's a lawyer! Not a salesman! Wrong gig – damn!

He can’t abide pretentious twits
Has no objection to fake tits
But he knows which forks to use -- he’s not a prole
He’s nostalgic! He is wild!
He's not ready for a child!
He’s a headache! He’s a riot!
He’s no troll!

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you catch that cat and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Sebastian?
A fashion board fixture! A beef eating man! He's down!

Many a chick he meets would like to bang him
Many a MILF he meets he’d like to roll*
But how can a chick make him stay
And kiss her till the next day?
Whatever you do, don’t lick his (clean) cornhole

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you let his foul truths simply stand?

* I know this is redundant.

Its very infrequent that I find myself digging for rebuttal and coming up oh so empty. I got nothin. Excellent job. I just wish I knew the melody...

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-23-2004, 06:04 PM

I think this is a bad idea. He's a dilettante. Thoughts, anyone?

soup sandwich · 01-23-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think this is a bad idea. He's a dilettante. Thoughts, anyone?

Personally, I'm shocked that the Rangers would try to acquire an overpaid player who's past their prime.

edited: whose, who's, whatever

leagleaze · 01-23-2004, 06:11 PM

Here's a midi of it

http://www.hamienet.com/560.mid (spree music)

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-23-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Except for the annoying. Be honest, there you've wanted to stretch out the starfish twice, just today.

Hank,

OK, now that we've established I'm tone deaf to a healthy percentage of chat board humor, give a poor challenged cat a hint... What the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying I'm annoying because I have a bit of an anal sex fixation?

I'm lost,
SD

notcasesensitive · 01-23-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hank,

OK, now that we've established I'm tone deaf to a healthy percentage of chat board humor, give a poor challenged cat a hint... What the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying I'm annoying because I have a bit of an anal sex fixation?

I'm lost,
SD

you said you are tolerant. Hank said you are not tolerant of the annoying. as evidenced by your threat to fuck certain annoying people in the ass (I guess despite their wishes to the contrary).

(helpful)