A frolic in Cambodia

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He claimed that was his finger.

Hey, did you know there's a picture of you in the dictionary? It's right next to "gullible."

That was the file. No way that could be a finger. Way toooo big.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whatever he would do with mine.

You rim? RT, file.

(I'm not saying he rims. I'm more going on the "his tongue goes in you, your tongue goes in him" line.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
The [in]famous "Back, Crack and Sack?"

Ow. Just ow. No wax on the sack. So very sensitive to temperature changes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ow. Just ow. No wax on the sack. So very sensitive to temperature changes.

I thought it was the pulling that was the deterrent, rather than the temp. (you want the skin to be taut for the RRRRRRIPPPP!!!)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
So, despite the fact that I cackled in a most unladylike fashion upon reading this, it brings to mind an unfortunate incident that happened recently on the 'Guyland (I think...). Anyway, a bunch of teenage hoodlums thought it would be fun to steal a credit card and buy a bunch of crap -- but that wasn't the end of the merry-making. Oh, no.

One of their contraband purchases was a frozen turkey, and one of these geniuses thought it would be especially mirthful to toss one out of a moving car at a passing vehicle. What a bunch of pranksters!!

Well, the frozen turkey hit its target -- a random passing car -- and went through the windshield, hitting the poor woman who was driving said random car straight in the face. She's in critical condition in the hospital, and could die as a result of the injuries sustained from the catapulted poultry.

Boy -- those kids sure do know how to have a good time!

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
The [in]famous "Back, Crack and Sack?"

No. Back. Hair. Not a one.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought it was the pulling that was the deterrent, rather than the temp. (you want the skin to be taut for the RRRRRRIPPPP!!!)

You are correct. The temperature is secondary.

Congrats on making my balls hurt w/out every meeting me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Back. Hair. Not a one.

You seem pretty confident about that.

Are you possessed or does your neck just naturally turn 180 degrees? If the latter, fringey and I will add that to your file. It could come in useful for someone.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk


$28,000. WTF is wrong with people.

Hopefully she'll use some of that for a makeover. [shudder]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are correct. The temperature is secondary.

Congrats on making my balls hurt w/out every meeting me.

I actually like the feel of the warm wax on my sensitive parts. Step 2 is not so fun, but overall, the pleasure/pain combination works for me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought it was the pulling that was the deterrent, rather than the temp. (you want the skin to be taut for the RRRRRRIPPPP!!!)

You'd think that would be worst, but the most painful thing imaginable is the graze. Coltrane will probably back me on this... A direct shot to the balls is painful, but for some bizarre reason, a grazing shot is fifty times more painful. This makes no sense on paper, but IRL, its always been the rule.

And I mix it up these days. I've got a few European suits. The wife likes the Italian cut stuff with the Continental vents in the back. The shoulders in the European stuff also fit much more snugly, which is nice.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You seem pretty confident about that.

Are you possessed or does your neck just naturally turn 180 degrees? If the latter, fringey and I will add that to your file. It could come in useful for someone.

FWIW, based on posting history I've been operating under the assumption that either Sebby's bedroom, bath or some other room contains full-size panel mirrors on the walls and/or ceilings.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You seem pretty confident about that.

Are you possessed or does your neck just naturally turn 180 degrees? If the latter, fringey and I will add that to your file. It could come in useful for someone.

I'm flexible. I actually check the mirror on this issue. I saw a back hair a few years ago and began checking since. If you're not vigilant, you could get one of those tufts I see some of my friends now have on their lower shoulders. Thats some nasty shit right there...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Back. Hair. Not a one.

)I(

Isn't that what paigow used to do to replicate the ass-forest?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I actually like the feel of the warm wax on my sensitive parts. Step 2 is not so fun, but overall, the pleasure/pain combination works for me.

2. sometimes I get a nice endorphin rush from the pain, too.