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robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why wouldn't you be? Penguins are perfect.* There is no beating penguins.

I regret that when I was in NZ I did not go to the penguin habitat in Dunedin. A friend told me it was amazing.

Biodome in Montreal has a pretty cool (

) penguin exhibit, as I recall. I also liked the puffins.

NotFromHere · 06-24-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dear Tom Cruise,

If the Katie thing doesn't work out, I will dress in drag and pretend to be your girlfriend for only $4 million. I will not, however, have the gay sex with you. At least not at that price point.

Love, Ollie

What is your "gay sex" price point? Just so that I can let his people know.

ABBAKiss · 06-24-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This may be the most unintersting bit of "celebrity" "news" you have ever posted.

Her crown would look really nice with my new sandals though.

robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What is your "gay sex" price point?

I believe this qualifies as a whiff, and I have become a real authority on this of late.

NotFromHere · 06-24-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This may be the most unintersting bit of "celebrity" "news" you have ever posted.

I was just thinking, that my nose was free of charge and is way better than that one. It's a crappy nose job. And she's Miss World. I could be Miss World!!

str8outavannuys · 06-24-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well then, they must have invaded the monkeys. If you believe in evolution that is.

Dear Str8,
I heard this morning on the TV (so it must be true) that Katie Holmes was paid $ 5 million to "play the part of Tom Cruise's girlfriend." They had first approached Jessica Alba, but she said no, $5 mill is not enough to fake it with Cruise.

Who died and made you Liz Smith? I've heard various stories about this (Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner). After watching the Cruise/Oprah debacle and Cruise/Billy Bush nonsense, I don't buy it. The downside of doing this and having it leak would so far outweigh any PR upside from the relationship. And it seems so inconsistent with his apparent personality. I think it's just the haters doing their thing. I'm starting to even doubt his gayness.

robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her crown would look really nice with my new sandals though.

I was just thinking that if it everything blue on that crown were instead a rosy pink, it would go extremely well with my new sandals. It could be my Whiffila, Queen of the Bims crown.

Shape Shifter · 06-24-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why wouldn't you be? Penguins are perfect.* There is no beating penguins. I try to visit the aquarium in every city I go to to see what kind of penguin action they got goin' on. So far, Boston has been the best. I can watch penguins for hours and I plan on doing just that this weekend.

Shit. This has to be a favorite for an Oscar -- penguins, narrated by Morgan Freeman.

TM

*Except for Danny DeVito.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, penguin sex:

"During the breeding season, female penguins are sometimes identifiable by muddy footprints on their backs, left by males during mating activity."

http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/Penguins/sd.html

Iron Steve · 06-24-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm just not getting my $5 million worth. All of their pictures together seem real forced, she's just not convincing. Maybe she's just a crappy actress. Like he is.

Maybe he is just really happy and also maybe he really cares about Brooke Shields.

And maybe he knows more about the history of psychiatric medicine than any of us.

robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Who died and made you Liz Smith? I've heard various stories about this (Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner). After watching the Cruise/Oprah debacle and Cruise/Billy Bush nonsense, I don't buy it. The downside of doing this and having it leak would so far outweigh any PR upside from the relationship. And it seems so inconsistent with his apparent personality. I think it's just the haters doing their thing. I'm starting to even doubt his gayness.

What's inconsistent? The loopy in love over the top goofyness, or the idea that he would pay someone to pretend to be his love interest?

And hey, what's your take on Opra's being denied entry to Hermes by some lowly clerk after closing time and when they were prepping for a private event?

notcasesensitive · 06-24-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Who died and made you Liz Smith? I've heard various stories about this (Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner). After watching the Cruise/Oprah debacle and Cruise/Billy Bush nonsense, I don't buy it. The downside of doing this and having it leak would so far outweigh any PR upside from the relationship. And it seems so inconsistent with his apparent personality. I think it's just the haters doing their thing. I'm starting to even doubt his gayness.

War of the Worlds is one of your releases, eh? I feel for you, but I doubt that you can singlehandedly fix this through stratigic bulletin board postings.

robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
War of the Worlds is one of your releases, eh? I feel for you, but I doubt that you can singlehandedly fix this through stratigic bulletin boards postings.

You have gotten so mean since your prettiness was made public knowledge. And this is mild compared to the abuse you have heaped on poor, sweet, earnest Spanky. Pretty girl like you should lighten up a little.

ltl/fb · 06-24-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You have gotten so mean since your prettiness was made public knowledge. And this is mild compared to the abuse you have heaped on poor, sweet, earnest Spanky.

Leave Pretty Lady alone, you hormonal whale.

notcasesensitive · 06-24-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What's inconsistent? The loopy in love over the top goofyness, or the idea that he would pay someone to pretend to be his love interest?

And hey, what's your take on Opra's being denied entry to Hermes by some lowly clerk after closing time and when they were prepping for a private event?

What's your take on it being made into some big deal that she was denied entry? I mean they were closed. Do you even have to give a reason when you are closed? I'm sorry she was late buying a gift for Ms Turner, but it's news that someone isn't allowed into a closed shop?

Iron Steve · 06-24-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Who died and made you Liz Smith? I've heard various stories about this (Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner). After watching the Cruise/Oprah debacle and Cruise/Billy Bush nonsense, I don't buy it. The downside of doing this and having it leak would so far outweigh any PR upside from the relationship. And it seems so inconsistent with his apparent personality. I think it's just the haters doing their thing. I'm starting to even doubt his gayness.

Actually, I am convinced. I had been sort of down on TC the last few years, expecially since he broke up with Nicole, but I saw his Oprah think, a few times, and I say good for him. I am going to go and see this movie. multiple times. And bring lots of friends.

Good on ya Tom!

eta: Merde! STP! I have been taken in by the studio pr machine Oh the humanity!