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12-05-2006, 06:01 PM
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#3181
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damnit, my web fu is failing. I know that there's one from the art gallery scenes in "Love Actually," but I can't find it.
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Thank you for trying. |
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12-05-2006, 06:04 PM
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#3182
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you for trying.
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Would Valentines Day work? It's a holiday...
Also, you could have a present to unwrap. Or two.
ETA: All of above are avatar sized at this place with more nudes that are more or less artsy. At least so I'll explain to my employer should they ask what I was doing there.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 12-05-2006 at 06:08 PM..
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12-05-2006, 06:05 PM
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#3183
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Attie, if you're hurtin', so am I/Attie, I'm not angry anymore.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do it!!!
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2. Make the Yuletide gay.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-05-2006, 06:05 PM
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#3184
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Literary Question
My avatar is perpetually celebrating Kitty Princess Day. And so am I.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-05-2006, 06:06 PM
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#3185
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Literary Question
I will bust it out in February! Coincidentally, my birthday is in February, so it will work very well. |
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12-05-2006, 06:11 PM
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#3186
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wish I had a holiday-themed avatar.
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Best I could do.
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12-05-2006, 06:14 PM
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#3187
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Xanax
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you ask him how he'd grow lilacs or peonies if he were in South Florida, please? I miss both of these plants so, so much.
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He's good but not that good. He can get plants zoned for one maybe two zones higher than our gardening zone to flourish. But I don't think he could duplicate the effect of freezing nights.
The entire back lot line of the Manor is tree-sized lilacs. Mostly purple but I filled in a gap with a white one and replaced an old overgrown white one with another white one. When they're in bloom the smell is intense. |
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12-05-2006, 06:15 PM
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#3188
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Would Valentines Day work? It's a holiday...
Also, you could have a present to unwrap. Or two.
ETA: All of above are avatar sized at this place with more nudes that are more or less artsy. At least so I'll explain to my employer should they ask what I was doing there.
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This one:
Reminds me of ABBA's location. Only in purple. |
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12-05-2006, 06:17 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Literary Question
You know, I saw that somewhere, and figured it was faster just to post here. |
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12-05-2006, 06:18 PM
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#3190
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I will bust it out in February! Coincidentally, my birthday is in February, so it will work very well.
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During National Avocado Month, you should be sporting this one. I love the photographs in the Intercourses cookbook.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-05-2006, 06:21 PM
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#3191
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Xanax
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have to agree. My boyfriend wouldn't know a peony from a perineum if one bit him on the ass.
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Mine would. |
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12-05-2006, 06:22 PM
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#3192
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I miss Atticus too.
We should have a holiday themed song parody contest.
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Ginsberg wasn't exactly Irving Berlin:
- HO HO
BY ALLEN GINSBERG
Wear your red suit and your boots
And that repulsive white beard
With the hardened saliva of sick nights in countless tenements,
That same red suit you bought at Woolworth's
With the money you made
From the flesh of the elves.
From their blood and their sweat
And their flesh that would scream if it had a voice,
Their tiny cries are not heard
Because of the jingle bells.
And your twisted sick appetite
That feeds on the young with
Firm buttocks.
And that "elf look."
Damn you, you big fat man in a red suit.
Goddamn you, you grotesque fat man with
Inflamed loins.
Your sickness is the sickness
Of the flesh merchant,
The Industrial man who lives
Above the elves.
Oh, damn you,
And your sick enchained animals with antlers!
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-05-2006, 06:30 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Below the Equator, it's a cruel, cruel summer.
In Fiji today, there was a military coup led by someone named Commodore Frank Banamarama.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-05-2006, 06:31 PM
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#3194
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Literary Question
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greatwhitenorthchick
I wish I had a holiday-themed avatar.
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If your avatar only showed another 5 inches of skin in each direction, every day would be like Christmas around here. |
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12-05-2006, 06:31 PM
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#3195
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I apologize profusely. I get you and me (or is it "you and I"?) and notcasesensitive confused all the time.
But I would like to hear the history again. Heck, I'm a sucker for holiday traditions.
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S'OK, I get that all the time.
So a couple of years ago the firm decided to suck all of the politically correct life out of December. Our holiday cards were blue and said something stupid like "have a prosperous New Year." I can't remember now if the holiday party invitations said Winter Party or not, but I remember that a group of us were having a conversation that you couldn't call it a Holiday party because it would offend the atheists and devil worshippers. So we started calling it the Generic Winter party. Then it got worse. Someone decided that since it wasn't a Holiday, then it couldn't be a celebration. So it became the Generic Winter Gathering with Food. Because I, and my coworkers are smartasses.
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