Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you said you are tolerant. Hank said you are not tolerant of the annoying. as evidenced by your threat to fuck certain annoying people in the ass (I guess despite their wishes to the contrary).

(helpful)

Hey! You've been paying attention again!

Since you're so good at this, then could you please explain to PJ why marrying Kate Hudson has turned Chris Robinson into a pussy?

(If you dare).

Thanks so much.

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. Except now the entire Sound of Music oeuvre is playing through my head, as if my head were a CD player and the Sound of Music CD was the only CD in there. (this is to be said in a "bacon, as in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich" tone).

Bitch.

Note to all. I changed my avatar. Mostly to please/bug Atticus, somewhat because of my striking physical resemblance to this cartoon character. I've lost the powerpuff one now, so we're stuck with this one.

I have always found Kim Possible a little too hot for a teenage cartoon character. Is that wrong? I blame the Olsen twins for all of this.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
I think this is a bad idea. He's a dilettante. Thoughts, anyone?

Anything the Rangers do before hiring Mike Keenan as coach is a big mistake.

Can Jaromir play defense?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
I have always found Kim Possible a little too hot for a teenage cartoon character.

Considering the fact that your name and avatar come from a cartoon that inexplicably has never once featured a woman, much less a hot teenage girl, I give your opinion on the matter very little weight.

If you're looking for live action action, Gina from "Sesame Street" is a dirty hottie. (Confidential to Flinty: she's also a vet, KWIM?)

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
you said you are tolerant. Hank said you are not tolerant of the annoying. as evidenced by your threat to fuck me in the ass (or I can only hope, as its been my wish for sometime now).

(helpful)

You're right, this is fun.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Hey! You've been paying attention again!

Since you're so good at this, then could you please explain to PJ why marrying Kate Hudson has turned Chris Robinson into a pussy?

(If you dare).

Thanks so much.

chris robinson was a drug-addled musician who fought constantly with members of his band (and family), snorted coke off of the breasts of groupies and wrote and performed music that ex-hippie chicks and cool cats alike could groove to.

then he got married to an actress (who lacks good blow-snorting breasts and who likes to knit at home instead of partying). next thing you know, he is showing up on the red carpet at lame awards shows, fathering a legitimate (!) child and writing cheesy pop songs for bad teen movies.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I just pray that the perp had the foresight to say to him "Just Give Me the Damn Wallet"

Yes, that would have rocked. But that might have gotten him killed. I hear Keyshawn has a little bit of a temper (see the threatened guy).
But I thought these guys rolled with an entourage? Where was his entourage?
Or is that just reserved for rappers?

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think this is a bad idea. He's a dilettante. Thoughts, anyone?

The Rangers are already a group of overpaid, ancient slugs... why add one more? That's an awful lot of contract to absorb for a team that probably won't even reach the playoffs.

How ironic is it that Jagr is being traded for Anson Carter, the man who has displaced him as current "hair king" of the NHL? Maybe Jagr will have his Samson-like powers reenergized through osmosis.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
chris robinson was a drug-addled musician who fought constantly with members of his band (and family), snorted coke off of the breasts of groupies and wrote and performed music that ex-hippie chicks and cool cats alike could groove to.

then he got married to an actress (who lacks good blow-snorting breasts and who likes to knit at home instead of partying). next thing you know, he is showing up on the red carpet at lame awards shows, fathering a legitimate (!) child and writing cheesy pop songs for bad teen movies.

QED: He's now a pussy.

Baby, you're the greatest!

Now let's see if Teflon-head (Happy Friday!) gets it. Somehow I doubt.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're right, this is fun.

I thought you only liked it with dwarves. Boy, this is hard to keep straight.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

But I thought these guys rolled with an entourage?

His entourage wanted to go in a different direction, but wished him all the luck for the future.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, that would have rocked. But that might have gotten him killed. I hear Keyshawn has a little bit of a temper (see the threatened guy).
But I thought these guys rolled with an entourage? Where was his entourage?
Or is that just reserved for rappers?

the entourage disbanded when he was dropped mid-season. some went to join Tyson's entourage, others to Eminem's. They are waiting to see who picks him up and whether the uniform colors work with their gang colors before they decide whether to regroup with Keyshaun next year.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
That's an awful lot of contract to absorb for a team that probably won't even reach the playoffs.

They are reporting that Washington is going to pick up 20 mil of the contract. So there's that -but still a bad move. I'm not sure what's going on in Sather's head, if anything.

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Considering the fact that your name and avatar come from a cartoon that inexplicably has never once featured a woman, much less a hot teenage girl, I give your opinion on the matter very little weight.

If you're looking for live action action, Gina from "Sesame Street" is a dirty hottie. (Confidential to Flinty: she's also a vet, KWIM?)

Au contraire. Females have appeared at least twice on ATHF: the "Mail Order Bride" episode (Carl and Shake order a wife from Chechnya (sp?)), and also the recent clown episode, in which Carl purchases a really sweet -- dare I say Jagr-like -- wig, and he mugs down with some old hag before the wig turns him into a clown with its evil powers.

Atticus, you really need to ask for permission to stay up later on Sunday nights.

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
drug-addled ... who fought constantly with members ...snorted coke ... ex-hippie chick... and ...cats

This is really fun