Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I don't know if anyone has already posted this, but this pre-pre-nup seems pretty crappily drafted to me.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive..._spears_1.html

Who uses first names for defined terms?

Britney and Kevin. Duh.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
1. Le Sang des Autres

2. Nell

3. Why she stopped returning my phone calls -- she was obviously embarrassed. You are forgiven, Jodie!

Some advice: Don't go and shoot any Presidents to prove your love to her. Doesn't work.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's "Fashionable But Anonymous" these days. Stop lording your old skool cred over all the newbers.

Shoot, that's right.

Egad. I did something, even though it was inadvertent, that was Not Nice. I am chagrined.

And, oh! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley! Say it ain't so!

• Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Britney and Kevin. Duh.

Why not? It lets the readers know who the parties are and it is possible that if they do get married, that he will take her name and thereofre using last names might confuse someone.

Damn lawyers.

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Bob
And, oh! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley! Say it ain't so!

• Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

Contrast:

• Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend, and Dwight Yoakam.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Contrast:

• Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend, and Dwight Yoakam.

Picture this: Charlize, George and Keanu (his role will be to keep his mouth busy without talking). Yummy.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Picture this: Charlize, George and Keanu (his role will be to keep his mouth busy without talking). Yummy.

Sounds like Keanu has some self-love issues to work through first.

• Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this. Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet, unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds like Keanu has some self-love issues to work through first.

• Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this. Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet, unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.

I have no problem with him jerking off while he's going down on Charlize or George.

ETA how is Charlize linked with him, but he's not linked with Charlize?

[TalkSock]

Tiger marries model chick. Wedding costs 1.5 mill. No reports of Juicy Couture running suits with "Pimp" on the back.



SANDY LANE BEACH, Barbados - A rainbow arching over their yacht greeted newlyweds Tiger Woods and Swedish bride Elin Nordegren on Wednesday, a day after the couple married in a lavish sunset ceremony that reportedly cost $1.5 million.

As the couple came ashore, the California-born golfer was in swimming trunks and carrying a wet suit. The two were accompanied by the bride’s identical twin , Josefin. Both women wore shorts and tank tops.

Talk show host Oprah Winfrey and former NBA stars Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley were among more than 120 guests seen by an Associated Press reporter overlooking the clubhouse of the Sandy Lane resort and golf course, which went to extraordinary lengths to shield the ceremony from journalists.

[ltl/fb]

1. The chocolate blackout cake at starbucks is gooooooood. It's especially good if you put it in the microwave for like 20 or 25 seconds. The smell of hot chocolate cake -- yummy. Uh, not like I'm craving chocolate because of mood-swing-causing PMS, or anything.

2. Bed Bath & Beyond has some expensive sheets, especially for a place that I always think of as being discount. I got 600 ct sateen -- we'll see how well they hold up.

3. I forgot the third thing.

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
3. I forgot the third thing.

That game nearly gave you a heart attack, too?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That game nearly gave you a heart attack, too?

Game?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That game nearly gave you a heart attack, too?

damn damn damn damn damn. Will have to hope the Thunderdome does its magic.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Anyone ever watch this show?

The "Carver"?
Fammke Jansen as a post-op TG?
Dude bangs a Real Doll of Kelly Carlson?

WTF?????

not7y(need to watch F/X channel more often)S

It's pretty addictive. There are always interesting plot twists. Unfortunately, you just caught the season finale. The only problem is that the plastic surgery stuff is wayyyy too graphic and truly disgusting.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds like Keanu has some self-love issues to work through first.

• Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this. Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet, unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.

Oh right. Let he/she who is without blame toss the first salad.