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Replaced_Texan · 05-26-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wow! this is all very interesting that I had an active night with you in your dream last night, because last night I must have tossed and turned like a crazy woman in my sleep - I woke up completely turned around (head at foot, and feet at the headboard). I thought it was just the after-effects of my new vibrator.

Gold, silent, waterproof?

ltl/fb · 05-26-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wow! this is all very interesting that I had an active night with you in your dream last night, because last night I must have tossed and turned like a crazy woman in my sleep - I woke up completely turned around (head at foot, and feet at the headboard). I thought it was just the after-effects of my new vibrator.

Wow. What's the new vibrator?

I had a dream the other night about running into rp at a grocery store in DC. An upscale, weird grocery store, not like Kroger or whatever. She helped me locate the grappa.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-26-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Gold, silent, waterproof?

I can only dream. No, it's one of those ones that attaches to your wrist and then to your finger with a little cord. The "Finger Tingler" I think is the name. O, mama.

Alex_de_Large · 05-26-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Season 5, the last season, premieres June 6 at 9 pm. They've moved the show to Mondays.

The season preview, available on the HBO web site, is very cool, even if I don't understand it at all.

Woo-hoo!

Mr. Man · 05-26-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't think so. There are specific laws governing the interference with these types of game shows. Tampering with the game this way, as opposed to clever editing seems way too risky to me for such a limited payoff.

Also, everything they do is most likely mapped out and scheduled way before the show begins (barring catastrophe). They test each of the legs out with employees of the show long before the contestants get involved. They know who will be where, when and they most likely had it set up so that all three teams would be on that flight for the last leg. Unfortunately, they didn't account for Uchenna's team being the worst beggars ever and Kelly's team not knowing how to drive to the airport. Hell, the last few challenges were intentionally super-easy (cut onions, hit a golf ball 140 yards, find a store) that they probably thought there was no way there wouldn't be a mad dash to the finish line).

What is more likely (to me, at least) is one of the following: (i) the flight was going to be slightly delayed in taking off or the pilot knew s/he had enough in-flight make up time that s/he decided to take the extra passenger since it wouldn't affect the arrival time, (ii) an American Airline exec, on their own (with full knowledge of when the racers would arrive on the last leg, I'm sure), decided to increase their advertising (and air) time by agreeing to open the door when they otherwise wouldn't or (iii) the pilot really didn't like Rob and Amber.

I'm fine with all three of those. And if it's (iii), Rob should shut the fuck up because he got on another flight at an earlier point in the race after the door had closed on him. He seems to have a selective memory when it comes to conspiracy theories.

TM

My favorite:

"What actually happened was, if you notice when we first got to that airport we were behind Rob and Amber. He told that ticket agent not to tell us about that flight," Uchenna told the radio show. "So when we get to the gate guess who was standing at the door -- that same ticket agent who had lied to us and told us there was no flight!"

"They didn't air that I yelled out at the top of my lungs 'You lied to us!' so she was the one who was compelled to call the pilot because, there's cameras everywhere, she's standing there just having lied to me telling me that there was no flight."

ltl/fb · 05-26-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can only dream. No, it's one of those ones that attaches to your wrist and then to your finger with a little cord. The "Finger Tingler" I think is the name. O, mama.

Does the vibration carry through to the finger?

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-26-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does the vibration carry through to the finger?

The little thing you attach to your finger is the thing that vibrates. Kind of buzzes, actually. Like a horny little bee.

dtb · 05-26-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah. I would totally switch careers with her. Or Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney. Hard to decide - Indy or Top Fuel? Both would rock.

I saw Danica on Speedvision or something last week. She seems cool. She's about my size, so we could share a car and a uni. Although I think she's lying about her weight.

eta, I'm thinking of giving the husband a weekend at Bondurant or Skip Barber or something - just so I could do it. Sound like a reasonable birthday present?

Is Skip Barber famous? Who is he, anyway?

ltl/fb · 05-26-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The little thing you attach to your finger is the thing that vibrates. Kind of buzzes, actually. Like a horny little bee.

Seems to have worked well for you. Nice.

Hank Chinaski · 05-26-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Seems to have worked well for you. Nice.

If it worked well shouldn't she have ahd a more restful sleep?

Hank Chinaski · 05-26-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The little thing you attach to your finger is the thing that vibrates. Kind of buzzes, actually. Like a horny little bee.

This is how the nail polish got chipped, isn't it?

NotFromHere · 05-26-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Is Skip Barber famous? Who is he, anyway?

Not a household name, but fairly famous.

05-26-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You know how your eyes tend to adjust to the dark after a while? Flipping the lightswitch can be startling experience.

OK, just how many marrieds out there are having mindblowing, eathshatterin sex? Is this why the divos prefer to stay unmarried and cohabitate instead?

Not Bob · 05-26-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Gold, silent, waterproof?

"Better Than Billing" would also be a good engraving choice.

05-26-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?

Inspired by ncs's recommendation I watched Britney - chaotic.

I don't have anythign to say about it except that how is going onstage in a bra, underpants and garter good for selling albums to 12 yo girls? Oh, and is Kevin Federline part chinese? He is one unctuous looking motherfucker.