Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 214

Iron Steve · 06-24-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

And hey, what's your take on Opra's being denied entry to Hermes by some lowly clerk after closing time and when they were prepping for a private event?

Bush and Rove share the blame, obviously.

str8outavannuys · 06-24-2005, 02:11 PM

Anyone remember the Hooters that got in trouble for running a contest promising their top waitress a "Toyota," when it turned out to be a "Toy Yoda?"

Well now some radio station in Lexington is getting sued when a contest winner, who expected her 100 Grand to be $100,000, received only a 100 Grand candy bar.

The idiocy of idiots is appalling.

ltl/fb · 06-24-2005, 02:15 PM

Penguin buttplug!

They call it a "bottle stopper" but I think we all know that's a euphemism.

pony_trekker · 06-24-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dear Tom Cruise,

If the Katie thing doesn't work out, I will dress in drag and pretend to be your girlfriend for only $4 million. I will not, however, have the gay sex with you. At least not at that price point.

Love, Ollie

Shit for that money I would give him the full package.

NotFromHere · 06-24-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Iron Steve
Maybe he is just really happy and also maybe he really cares about Brooke Shields.

And maybe he knows more about the history of psychiatric medicine than any of us.

Yeah, he really showed that Matt Lauer guy.

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-24-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Not really a surprise, is it? She is, after all, a domestic appliance.

Tell it to Michelle Wie.*

TM

*One stroke off the lead at the US Women's Open.

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-24-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Go to Sea World in San Diego. They have a killer penguin exhibit. And they make a presentation and then ask the audience a question and if you're the first person to answer it right, you get to go into the enclosure and pet a penguin. It's very cool.

Holy shit. And I thought I was done studying for good. I'm there.

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NotFromHere · 06-24-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell it to Michelle Wie.*

TM

*One stroke off the lead at the US Women's Open.

I thought she was tied?

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-24-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This may be the most unintersting bit of "celebrity" "news" you have ever posted.

What if she had changed "I don’t believe surgery changed my essence" to "I don’t believe surgery changed my spirit?"

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robustpuppy · 06-24-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What's your take on it being made into some big deal that she was denied entry? I mean they were closed. Do you even have to give a reason when you are closed? I'm sorry she was late buying a gift for Ms Turner, but it's news that someone isn't allowed into a closed shop?

I'm with you, I think it's ridiculous celebrity bullshit that it's even news.

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-24-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I was just thinking, that my nose was free of charge and is way better than that one. It's a crappy nose job. And she's Miss World. I could be Miss World!!

Miss World Appliance?

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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-24-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why wouldn't you be? Penguins are perfect.* There is no beating penguins. I try to visit the aquarium in every city I go to to see what kind of penguin action they got goin' on. So far, Boston has been the best. I can watch penguins for hours and I plan on doing just that this weekend.

Is this some kind of joke?

Not Bob · 06-24-2005, 02:32 PM

All this penguin stuff reminds me of the old Bud Ice commercials with the "beware of the penguins" line, which reminds me of hockey, which reminds me that there was no hockey this past year, which reminds me that Gary Bettman needs to be locked in a box with rabid weasles until the collective bargaining deal is finished.

Oh, and what's a "bim"?

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-24-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this some kind of joke?

No, motherfucker. No joke.

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Anne Elk · 06-24-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What's your take on it being made into some big deal that she was denied entry? I mean they were closed. Do you even have to give a reason when you are closed? I'm sorry she was late buying a gift for Ms Turner, but it's news that someone isn't allowed into a closed shop?

She promises to talk about it on the air when her show resumes taping in the fall. Has jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton jumped on the bandwagon yet? The whole thing is recockulous. The store was closed. They were getting ready for a private event. You are NOT the center of the universe Oprah.

On the up side, the audience members may get some lovely parting gifts from Hermes.