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12-05-2006, 06:32 PM
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#3196
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Attie, if you're hurtin', so am I/Attie, I'm not angry anymore.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do it!!!
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As you wish.
Have yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
Grab and hold him tight.
Spin with him,
And dance away the night
Bang yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
(he's not really gay)
From St. Paul,
your boyfriend will be miles away.
You've crushed him, since the olden days,
Happy Infirm days of yore.
Soccer jokes, sneering music posts
He burns str8 to toast, once more.
In his room
(where did he find plaid pleather?)
If you've lost your head
Bang a shining star upon his princess bed.*
And have yourself
A Pretty Little Flower now
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12-05-2006, 06:37 PM
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#3197
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Xanax
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Originally posted by dtb
Mine would.
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That is so gay.
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12-05-2006, 06:39 PM
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#3198
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Thanks RT and Thurgreed!!
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12-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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#3199
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks RT and Thurgreed!!
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THAT is awesome!
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-05-2006, 06:40 PM
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#3200
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,480
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greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks RT and Thurgreed!!
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not bad - but I like my suggestion better |
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12-05-2006, 06:41 PM
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#3201
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Attie, if you're hurtin', so am I/Attie, I'm not angry anymore.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
As you wish.
Have yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
Grab and hold him tight.
Spin with him,
And dance away the night
Bang yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
(he's not really gay)
From St. Paul,
your boyfriend will be miles away.
You've crushed him, since the olden days,
Happy Infirm days of yore.
Soccer jokes, sneering music posts
He burns str8 to toast, once more.
In his room
(where did he find plaid pleather?)
If you've lost your head
Bang a shining star upon his princess bed.*
And have yourself
A Pretty Little Flower now
* Yes, I know. It's poetic license.
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I . . .
<sniff>
I love it!
Merry Christmas, NotBob. Merry Fucking Christmas!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-05-2006, 06:41 PM
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#3202
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Attie, if you're hurtin', so am I/Attie, I'm not angry anymore.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
As you wish.
Have yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
Grab and hold him tight.
Spin with him,
And dance away the night
Bang yourself a Pretty Little Flower.
(he's not really gay)
From St. Paul,
your boyfriend will be miles away.
You've crushed him, since the olden days,
Happy Infirm days of yore.
Soccer jokes, sneering music posts
He burns str8 to toast, once more.
In his room
(where did he find plaid pleather?)
If you've lost your head
Bang a shining star upon his princess bed.*
And have yourself
A Pretty Little Flower now
* Yes, I know. It's poetic license.
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Yay!! thank you! Visions of Pretty little Flowers will dance in my head tonight. |
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12-05-2006, 06:45 PM
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#3203
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,282
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks RT and Thurgreed!!
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No problem! I decorated my house yesterday, you today, and Not_Bob is singing Christmas carols. I am infused with the Christmas Spirit.
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12-05-2006, 06:46 PM
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#3204
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Hm
Swedish cops kept record of beautiful women
Two border control officers face discipline for photo collection.
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women who passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.
The officers, who were working at a ferry terminal near Stockholm, made photocopies of the women's passport photos and placed them in a binder. They also noted the date of birth next to each entry, the Stockholm police department said.
The binder contained instructions on how to compile the collection, and orders to make backup copies in case the binder would go missing or be confiscated by "evil-minded bores," police said.
The instructions also stated that only "exceptionally beautiful" women belonged in the collection and that no personal data, aside from the date of birth, should be included.
The men's employer found the binder and reported them to police, but the matter was dismissed because the compilation was not considered illegal.
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12-05-2006, 06:48 PM
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#3205
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Sugarplum fairy came and hit the streets.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yay!! thank you! Visions of Pretty little Flowers will dance in my head tonight.
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You are quite welcome.
(And you are, too, Flower. We don't blame you for Atticus. Give up on the rage, please. You mean too much to us all.) |
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12-05-2006, 06:48 PM
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#3206
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks RT and Thurgreed!!
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I just noticed that your Christmas outfit renders your right arm completely invisible.
TM |
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12-05-2006, 06:51 PM
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#3207
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,309
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Sugarplum fairy came and hit the streets.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You are quite welcome.
(And you are, too, Flower. We don't blame you for Atticus. Give up on the rage, please. You mean too much to us all.)
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Nice re line.
Jingle bells
Thurgreed smells
Penske finally got paid
Coltrane's schlong ain't that long
Gwinky just got laid.
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12-05-2006, 06:55 PM
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#3208
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damnit, my web fu is failing. I know that there's one from the art gallery scenes in "Love Actually," but I can't find it.
ETA: though this nude Bettie Page isn't terrible. (spree: I said nude, no?)
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Ooh, can I have her, or does the nude really not fly for work computers?
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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12-05-2006, 06:57 PM
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#3209
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,282
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Literary Question
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Originally posted by nononono
Ooh, can I have her, or does the nude really not fly for work computers?
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You might want to air brush her a little if you can. She's fine with me--as far as I'm concerned Bettie Page is generally art--but other people may have problems.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-05-2006, 06:59 PM
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#3210
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have to agree. My boyfriend wouldn't know a peony from a perineum if one bit him on the ass.
ETA. I was going to edit it because now my bf looks reallly stupid. That is because I too am ignorant of flower names and a lightbulb just went off. I'm just going to let it sit there.
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BTW, GWINK, allow me to say that your new avatar is beautiful.
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