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11-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Amazing, indeed.
Plus, as I mentioned earlier, tenderizing is the key, so nice call on the behemoth.
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11-09-2005, 06:11 PM
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#3212
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by dtb
Just to beat everyone to the punch:
Who is the father?
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Wonk, of course. Duh.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-09-2005, 06:12 PM
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#3213
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by dtb
Just to beat everyone to the punch:
Who is the father?
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Who else? Balt!
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11-09-2005, 06:14 PM
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#3214
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
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Wow. Should we pull together and get you that country club membership for the baby shower?
Congratulations.
Lord help us all.
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11-09-2005, 06:15 PM
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#3215
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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New product for Christmas
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-09-2005, 06:16 PM
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#3216
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Amazing, indeed.
Plus, as I mentioned earlier, tenderizing is the key, so nice call on the behemoth.
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I got deep grooved tires on it. It'll waffle pedestrians, but won't flatten them. Its the flattening that kills, not the waffling.
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11-09-2005, 06:19 PM
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#3217
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
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oh. my. god.
Happy fucking holidays, indeed.
And since I was beat to the punch on who the biological father is, and the country club membership, I guess that's it. I'll just sit here and wait for the cold weather in hell.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-09-2005, 06:20 PM
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#3218
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Congrats. Nicely done.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3219
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Congrats. Nicely done.
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Thanks. It is a really nice truck.
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11-09-2005, 06:26 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Congrats. Nicely done.
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11-09-2005, 06:28 PM
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#3221
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Hahahahhahahaha. Your life is over. Congratulations.
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11-09-2005, 06:32 PM
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#3222
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hahahahhahahaha. Your life is over. Congratulations.
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2. And your wife is going to get fat.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2005, 06:35 PM
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#3223
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Good gawd, I suppose it's fairly early in the pregnany, so we're going to hear about it for what seems like an elephantine gestational period. |
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11-09-2005, 06:35 PM
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#3224
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Wow. Should we pull together and get you that country club membership for the baby shower?
Congratulations.
Lord help us all.
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Told you that shit is contagious...
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11-09-2005, 06:37 PM
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#3225
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Sebby's Offspring
What the well-dressed pirate baby will be wearing later this year:
go to http://www.piratemod.com/PirateModMain.htm for a selection of fine pirate baby-wear. |
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