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03-26-2004, 12:53 PM
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#3211
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, but dating a gay man, for three years, doesn't raise any.
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How do you know Tom Cruise is gay?
(does his dick taste like shit?) |
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03-26-2004, 12:56 PM
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#3212
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A beautiful day
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Originally posted by dtb
In other Hollywood news, the Cru(is)(z)es have broken up! What a shocker. I read somewhere else (in my hallucinatory state) that their relationship was a contractal arrangement, similar to the Kidman/Cruise contractual arrangement. Surely that's all true.
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Where di dyou read this? I am looking for a new good gossip site since People news disappeared. |
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03-26-2004, 12:58 PM
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#3213
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm sorry, but ick. Once your thighs are thinner than your calves, you've got issues.
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I'm sorry, but the issue you have is you need to get the prescription changed on your lenses.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-26-2004, 01:08 PM
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#3214
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm sorry, but the issue you have is you need to get the prescription changed on your lenses.
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Apparently he prefers cankles (thankles?). It's amazing that many people find her ridiculously hot while others think she's ugly. Usually it's "she's hot" vs. "she's just ok". Not Penelope.
Yes, these legs sure are icky:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-26-2004, 01:09 PM
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#3215
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
How do you know Tom Cruise is gay?
(does his dick taste like shit?)
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I don't have any first hand knowledge, but my sister goes to Mykonos every summer with some gay friends of hers, and the guys who run the club Pierros swear that Tom Cruise shows up two or three times a year for about a week, parties at the club all night, and leaves with a different guy each morning.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-26-2004, 01:11 PM
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#3216
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why wouldn't they have just made the frame bigger for her? She is going to get scoliosis if she keeps trying to fit in that box.
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But can she think outside the box?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-26-2004, 01:14 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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I Love the 80s
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dtb
Uh, you're 10 days late for this, my friend.
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Finally, an Ides of March joke. |
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03-26-2004, 01:26 PM
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#3218
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm in. Tom and Penelope split up. Is it me, or is the idea of dating a girl after Tom Cruise the least intimidating thing you can think of? What a douche that guy is.
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That guy is a tool, but he has been with some exquisite women.
ETA: Yeah, she's a bit skinny, but I generally fall into the "she's hot" category described above.
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03-26-2004, 01:35 PM
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#3219
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, these legs sure are icky:
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Nope -- those are gorgeous. Note how the thighs are not smaller than the calves.
Either the two photos are from a parallel universes, or they were taken at different times. It's sad when gorgeous women (yes, I think she's gorgeous) go Skeletor. |
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03-26-2004, 01:39 PM
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#3220
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't have any first hand knowledge, but my sister goes to Mykonos every summer with some gay friends of hers, and the guys who run the club Pierros swear that Tom Cruise shows up two or three times a year for about a week, parties at the club all night, and leaves with a different guy each morning.
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Hey RT, MR and Leagl: Need a defamation lawyer much? I think I hear that C&D letter incoming . . . . now. |
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03-26-2004, 01:41 PM
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#3221
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hey RT, MR and Leagl: Need a defamation lawyer much? I think I hear that C&D letter incoming . . . . now.
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Dude, that is no where near the first time I've ever heard that Tom is gay. Or bi. What ya gonna do - sue half the country for speculating?
Oh and by the way, Ricky Martin is gay too.
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03-26-2004, 01:44 PM
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#3222
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Pimp Name Generator
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Now come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy, bitches.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 03-26-2004 at 01:48 PM..
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03-26-2004, 01:45 PM
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#3223
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hey RT, MR and Leagl: Need a defamation lawyer much? I think I hear that C&D letter incoming . . . . now.
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"Each user is responsible for the content of his or her own postings. "
Snake Eyes L. Slick
or maybe
Reverend L. Sneed
or perhaps
Macktastic Eaze Flava
I like the last one.
Though this one is nice too Tricktickler L. Skillz
Cuz I definitely have me some skillz, yo. |
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03-26-2004, 01:45 PM
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#3224
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Time to Make My Move
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But enjoy my sloppy seconds.
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Is this a new name for Sequels?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-26-2004, 01:46 PM
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#3225
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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A beautiful day
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where di dyou read this? I am looking for a new good gossip site since People news disappeared.
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Can't tell you if this is a good gossip site, but it does report the heartbreaking and hard-hitting stories about starlets and their miserable lives.
Heart-wrenching story of T&P |
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