Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
he couldn't get it even close to zipped up, and his sister was way too big to model it, yet it's the ex-wife who was huge. interesting.

The guy repeatedly described his wife as fat, and as a size 14. And any dress that guy can even pull on was made for fat people.

But you draw your own conclusions, porky.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice work on fixing this place.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing wasting your time here? Halle got a divorce. You should be on a plane, finding her.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by dtb

On your other point -- yoga is totally transforming -- and not the namby-pamby exercise those who don't do it like to think it is.

I thought yoga burned about as many calories per hour as a brisk walk, around 240 or 250 an hour. That's not many calories or much in the way of cardiovascular training.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The guy repeatedly described his wife as fat, and as a size 14. And any dress that guy can even pull on was made for fat people.

But you draw your own conclusions, porky.

OK, rauoaouaouaoal, he describes her as a 12 (and the dress is listed as a 10-12). And fitted formal dresses have zippers that extend waaaay down so unless your upper thighs are significantly wider than the ass of the intended wearer, you can pull it partially on.

At Ann Taylor, I'm a size 0.

ETA the size 14 came up w/r/t Marilyn Monroe, not the ex. That fat cow.

[john123]

Originally posted by Not Me
All hell has broken loose without you there to moderate the PB. There are open and messed up HTML tags all over the place.

Yowza! Cool new signature line pics! VAVAVAVAVAVAVOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
At Ann Taylor, I'm a size 0.

Who isn't?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by john123
Yowza! Cool new signature line pics! VAVAVAVAVAVAVOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is currently a vote in progress on the PB on the work appropriateness of the thong doll. I can remove her if she is not work appropriate. Of course, another alternative is to just put me on ignore.

[john123]

Originally posted by Not Me
There is currently a vote in progress on the PB on the work appropriateness of the thong doll. I can remove her if she is not work appropriate. Of course, another alternative is to just put me on ignore.

I may make it my screensaver. She's hot to trot!!!

eta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by barely_legal

I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

Don't be so sure. Something like that supposedly happened at King & Spaulding's summer associate event. Some SAs got taken to a fine establishment with a wet T-shirt contest. Somehow or other, two female SAs wound up competing. Both got offers from King & Spaulding.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by john123
I may make it my screensaver. She's hot to trot!!!

eta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one would make a good screen saver for you:

[SPREE - cartoon nudity. Not work appropriate]
http://cherryland.dollz.home.insight...nakeddoll7.gif

[Gattigap]

In a cosmic alignment of sorts, one of Sebby's reviled music stars crashed his car (again). Press reports show that Billy Joel crashed his surprisingly ugly 1967 Citroen into some old lady's house in New York.



So, does anyone else look at this and think "Mini Cooper"?

(I would, except that this hunk of metal, IMO, unfairly denigrates Mini Coopers.)

Joel is rich enough to shit gold, and I just don't get any nostalgia justification for a car like this. What's the attraction, anyway?

[john123]

Originally posted by Not Me
This one would make a good screen saver for you:

[SPREE - cartoon nudity. Not work appropriate]
http://cherryland.dollz.home.insight...nakeddoll7.gif

Damn, that's a fine piece of cartoon ass! Much nicer to look at than these crap Fraiser reruns NBC is airing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought sebby said the chicks at the byob place are just out of their training bras. Was he not mainly correct about this?

I guess it depends on what they're training for.



TM

[Not Me]

Originally posted by john123
Damn, that's a fine piece of cartoon ass!

I think she is nasty looking.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by barely_legal



Don't be so sure. Something like that supposedly happened at King & Spaulding's summer associate event. Some SAs got taken to a fine establishment with a wet T-shirt contest. Somehow or other, two female SAs wound up competing. Both got offers from King & Spaulding.

I have a strip club etiquete question...

I was in Pennslyvania, northern Philadelphia burbs. Its one of those states where you can't just buy alcohol at a store like in a normal state. Anyway, the beer stores near where we were were closed. We heard of a topless bar that sold beer for carry out. I go into this place, and there is a dancer shaking titty on the bar next to where I'm ordering a twelve pack for carry out. She's not that pretty, but still my mother taught me its impolite to ignore a woman shaking bare titty at you.

So I'm thinking, is it rude to just get the 12 and leave? Should I have a beer there so I can pretend to look? Maybe pretend to look intently for 1 song, give a $5 tip and split? The bar ad out front mention beer to carry out, but I assumed AFTER a few many dances- instead of going home completely alone.
Was it polite to grab the beer and leave? Further complication- wife in car.