Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yeah, her ears do stick out, you're right. I guess I'm an ear man.


p.s. If she can separate my thoughts from all the other voices in my head, she's even more special than I thought.

What we need are more foreign women over here. We need some flavor. And Italian women seem to be extremely comfortable with their bodies. Do a google image search for Sabrina Ferilli.







TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What we need are more foreign women over here. We need some flavor. And Italian women seem to be extremely comfortable with their bodies. Do a google image search for Sabrina Ferilli.

TM

I agree, but I think you mean flava. Italian and Spanish women are beautiful, I tell you.

link to some goofball's gallery of Italian women. Didn't see all of it, didn't have any nudity up front but YMMV.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Tsunami stuff

I agree you have a problem, but you're hardly alone. My own "don't want to hear it" invisible text: And you're probably more rational about it than a lot of people who are shrugging it off. I heard some quote on the news the other night to the effect of "why should we give aid to them - they didn't give us aid when FL was hit with hurricanes, and we have so many people here with dire needs, anyway" and I was just gobsmacked. People in this country could use a lesson in the difference between relative and absolute poverty. But that's an old complaint of mine - I no longer donate to domestic charities for the poor, I send my money to SS Africa where it will do some actual good.
I was surprised but somewhat gratified to see that the Dead Pool board hasn't picked up betting on the final number of fatalities.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
I believe the word you are groping for is sheigitz.

The difference between shaygitz and and shcut is that my father only shook his head and sighed when I brought home a shaygitz, but forbid me to leave the house with a shcut.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The difference between shaygitz and and shcut is that my father only shook his head and sighed when I brought home a shaygitz, but forbid me to leave the house with a shcut.

Who was the subject of this whole discussion again? I think it was sebby.

In which case, I'll vote for sheigitz (or however you spell yiddish in non-Hebrew letters). I don't think my dad would go all the way to "forbid" (my husband, however, might have a thing or two to say...)

[Dave]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jennifer Garner is also hot. But damn do her ears stick out.



TM

I could live with that. I mean, what percentage of the time would I spend looking at her ears?

But you're right.

And I'd vote for some Czech or Hungarian women (if their pornoistas are any indication)

[Shape Shifter]

1. Ha.

2. Did they forget and show up at the Rose Bowl by mistake?

3. Were they too busy whining about the Rose Bowl to prepare for a middle-of-the-road team from the Big XII South?

4. Will the Pac 10 win a bowl game this year?

5. Sorry, Flinty.

6. Ass-fucking.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
1. Ha.

2. Did they forget and show up at the Rose Bowl by mistake?

3. Were they too busy whining about the Rose Bowl to prepare for a middle-of-the-road team from the Big XII South?

4. Will the Pac 10 win a bowl game this year?

5. Sorry, Flinty.

6. Ass-fucking.

Sweet.
Tedford's done spent his money already, what the hell does he care?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Who was the subject of this whole discussion again? I think it was sebby.

In which case, I'll vote for sheigitz (or however you spell yiddish in non-Hebrew letters). I don't think my dad would go all the way to "forbid" (my husband, however, might have a thing or two to say...)

Yes, Shcut. See I'm smart. I can handle things.

Anyway, I am a shcut, but my wife wasn't living at home when she met me, so I got out of the house- or actually in, as it were.

[Atticus Grinch]

Has anyone ever been to an FL show? I'm just now watching them on ACL on PBS, and the energy seems to be they're one band geek short of becoming the Polyphonic Spree. I like their music, but their stage presence is off-putting. Prop comics are vilified; why aren't prop indie rock acts? Can a guy continue to have credibility when he puts fake blood on his head for a cover of "War Pigs"? (Ancillary question: can you take a woman seriously who takes the stage name "Cat Power"?)

[Atticus Grinch]

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, sixties-era Monorail!

What'd I say?

[Citizen]: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

[Others]: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants 'Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Ted Molter: Are your components long-enduring?
Lyle Lanley: You'll find our warranty reassuring!

Yadira Galindo: So decades of service is the norm?
Lyle Lanley: Unless we have a Perfect Storm!

Mechanic: Do people sell rebuilt components?
Lyle Lanley: You'll find they are our brand's proponents!

Reporter: Monorails are chic; can you confirm?
Lyle Lanley: State of the art, in Nixon's term!

Kristina Dei: Can you say how long this ride is?
Lyle Lanley: You'll get frostbite and bronchitis!

It's San Diego's iconic attraction...
(Feel free to tender any class action)!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Mayor: Will tourists leave with a good impression?
Park officials: Three breakdowns in quick succession!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

[Atticus Grinch]

"Men said they would prefer a less-dominant women both as long-term partners and as friends they would enjoy doing things with, such as exercising and going to a party."

[Atticus Grinch]

Chronology of MIT student pranks. {Spree: some of these will actually cause revulsion and pity.}

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What we need are more foreign women over here. We need some flavor.

Like curry?



Aishwarya Rai, Miss World 1994, Bollywood star, and (according to Roger Ebert) the most beautiful actress of her generation.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
link to some goofball's gallery of Italian women. Didn't see all of it, didn't have any nudity up front but YMMV.

Fav quotation: "The Tuscan Masters: Raphael, Michelangelo, Da Vinci,* Botticelli would have fought each other to paint this beauty. " Uh, no, but they would have fought each other to fuck Colin Farrell.

*This is just plain stupid. Calling Leonardo da Vinci "Da Vinci" is like calling Anne of Green Gables "of Green Gables." Speaking of Leonardo, Salon.com did a pretty good demolition of the historicity of The Da Vinci Code. {Day pass needed.} Finally, IP litigation produces something of value: forcing the writers of Holy Blood, Holy Grail to admit their work is fiction, while forcing Brown to claim his is fact. Ha!