Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Paigs - did you watch the wedding of Rob and Ambah last night? Did you Tivo so that you could watch it over and over? Was it beooooteeful?

And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.

Sadly, I did not. I was unaware it was on. Its your job to tell me these things. That said, I wish them the best. THey seem truly in love. Its heartwarming.

Had I posted yesterday, I would have said that after Tues night, I thought Carrie woudl beat Bo. How could he have chosen Vehicle? The trump song or the elton song would have won it for him. Even, I, the great paigow, was not inspired to vote for him. Thats when I knew he was going down.

And why would they make Carrie's first single the (lame) song that Bo outsang her on? They need to put her in touch with Mutt Lange.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there anyone you find good-looking? Regardless of whether she hearts Rob, Amber is hot. Objectively hot.

Wrong. Ambah is one chin implant away from hotness. She looks a little turtley. Pretty eyes though.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
"Better Than Billing" would also be a good engraving choice.

You know, I really should approach that company about doing some marketing on their behalf. I'd need to sample the product first, though.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Inspired by ncs's recommendation I watched Britney - chaotic.

I don't have anythign to say about it except that how is going onstage in a bra, underpants and garter good for selling albums to 12 yo girls? Oh, and is Kevin Federline part chinese? He is one unctuous looking motherfucker.

recommendation? how they failed to make it even inadvertantly amusing is beyond me. maybe it could be a good drinking game show. women drink everytime Britney says "love", men drink everytime Fede-line mugs for the camera and social everytime they talk about how earthmoving their sex is. Probably still not watchable though.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Great minds.

Uh, if you had a mind and a life, you wouldnt be posting here, Miss-North-of-Four-Thousand.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
OK, just how many marrieds out there are having mindblowing, eathshatterin sex? Is this why the divos prefer to stay unmarried and cohabitate instead?

Translation:

WAHHHHH!!!! Why don't they ever call me for a second date?

[Mr. Man]

Former JANE'S ADDICTION guitarist DAVE NAVARRO and model BROOKE BURKE will host the reality show "Rock Star: INXS". The winner of the CBS series, premiering July 11th, will replace the late MICHAEL HUTCHENCE as INXS' lead singer and tour with the band.

LENNY KRAVITZ, 41

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
One of the best movies of all time. But he loses at the end (granted he only had one ski) because he starts the race first and they finish virtually tied. That always bothered me.

TM

Are we discussing the cinematic masterpiece "Hot Dog- the Movie" (which, by the way, is a great DVD to trap men to)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, just how many marrieds out there are having mindblowing, eathshatterin sex? Is this why the divos prefer to stay unmarried and cohabitate instead?

Are Mr Man and I the entire statistical sample here? I think Baltassoc and Soup Sandwich both closed their eyes and jumped back into the wedded (bliss?) pool. ABBA and gwnc (and bnb when she gets that far) deserve at least 6 months post-divorce to enjoy their singledom before their proclivity to wed or not to wed is measured. Maybe rent some Bridget Jones and screw some younger men.

Oh, wait, I guess TM adds to your numbers. Having trouble thinking of other board divorce(e)s.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are we discussing the cinematic masterpiece "Hot Dog- the Movie" (which, by the way, is a great DVD to trap men to)

For other ways to trap a man, see http://thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Former JANE'S ADDICTION guitarist DAVE NAVARRO and model BROOKE BURKE will host the reality show "Rock Star: INXS". The winner of the CBS series, premiering July 11th, will replace the late MICHAEL HUTCHENCE as INXS' lead singer and tour with the band.

LENNY KRAVITZ, 41

Lenny wins the whole thing? I think that some sort of spoiler warning was called for here.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lenny wins the whole thing? I think that some sort of spoiler warning was called for here.

I hate it when couples bicker in public.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lenny wins the whole thing? I think that some sort of spoiler warning was called for here.

The white area between the two sets of black letters is designated as what I call "space" to set the context of the first set of black letters apart from the context of the second set of black letters.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
The white area between the two sets of black letters is designated as what I call "space" to set the context of the first set of black letters apart from the context of the second set of black letters.

what does the second set of black letters mean? sentence format is fun sometimes.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
what does the second set of black letters mean? sentence format is fun sometimes.

That's RS and not me.

Translation: Lenny Kravitz has his 41st birthday today.