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10-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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#3211
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got no offer! That bitch.
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Not even cake?
aV
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There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
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10-29-2007, 06:39 PM
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#3212
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 16
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got no offer! That bitch.
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What can I say? Flower says that I wasn't even funny the first time.
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10-29-2007, 06:39 PM
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#3213
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is posts like this that make it impossible for me to put ppnyc on ignore. Maybe it is the correct thing to do, but I just can't give up this guilty pleasure.
I can see Michael Scott.
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Everyone likes watching train wrecks that is why reality tv is so compelling.
The haters may hate me but some people like you said are incapable of placing me on ignore....even some that despise me as evidenced by how I influence subject matter on posting....and how people poach my ideas. It's comedy actually.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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10-29-2007, 06:40 PM
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#3214
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by andViolins
Not even cake?
aV
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Too late. Fringey already chose Cheryl.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-29-2007, 06:41 PM
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#3215
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got no offer! That bitch.
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I received two offers in my quarantined mail (which we have to check since real emails show up there every once in a while). One said it could provide me with an extra 3 inches, while the other guaranteed 4. While I think I'd be able to knock down rows of bottles with 4, I would just feel greedy going that route.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2007, 06:43 PM
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#3216
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by andViolins
Not even cake?
aV
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No cake. No bleached-blonde girl. No money. No nothing.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-29-2007, 06:43 PM
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#3217
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is posts like this that make it impossible for me to put ppnyc on ignore. Maybe it is the correct thing to do, but I just can't give up this guilty pleasure.
I can see Michael Scott.
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It is astoundingly amazing how stupid she is. I do not understand how she graduated from grade school, let alone high school or college (although I hear University of Phoenix is offering courses). How does she hold a job? Does she spend more on everything because she can't count her change properly? How is she still even alive considering she couldn't possibly understand the walk/don't walk signals? Does she show up to work wearing her underwear over her clothes a lot? Does she really think she closes deals? How long did it take her to learn how to use a pencil? Do her children understand how stupid she is and humor her ("Yes, mommy, we did our homework. I did my homework with invisible ink. Can't you see it? Wait. Look over there! It's a donut!") or are they bricks too? It's fascinating.
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10-29-2007, 06:44 PM
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#3218
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,048
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-29-2007, 06:45 PM
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#3219
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It is astoundingly amazing how stupid she is. I do not understand how she graduated from grade school, let alone high school or college (although I hear University of Phoenix is offering courses). How does she hold a job? Does she spend more on everything because she can't count her change properly? How is she still even alive considering she couldn't possibly understand the walk/don't walk signals? Does she show up to work wearing her underwear over her clothes a lot? Does she really think she closes deals? How long did it take her to learn how to use a pencil? Do her children understand how stupid she is and humor her ("Yes, mommy, we did our homework. I did my homework with invisible ink. Can't you see it? Wait. Look over there! It's a donut!") or are they bricks too? It's fascinating.
TM
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So you don't think I should count ncs as one of her friends then?
I have pumpkin seeds at home. I want to go home and eat them.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-29-2007, 06:50 PM
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#3220
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How is she still even alive considering she couldn't possibly understand the walk/don't walk signals?
TM
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To be fair, there isn't a major metropolitan city that I've walked the streets of* where I wasn't nearly run down by oncoming traffic. I tend to assume that cars will stop for me whether or not I have the right of way. So far I've been lucky, but one day, I'll visit TCOTU and my luck will run out.
*er, that probably didn't come out right.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-29-2007, 06:52 PM
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#3221
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It is astoundingly amazing how stupid she is. I do not understand how she graduated from grade school, let alone high school or college (although I hear University of Phoenix is offering courses). How does she hold a job? Does she spend more on everything because she can't count her change properly? How is she still even alive considering she couldn't possibly understand the walk/don't walk signals? Does she show up to work wearing her underwear over her clothes a lot? Does she really think she closes deals? How long did it take her to learn how to use a pencil?
TM
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And yet I bet you love The Jerk.
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2007, 06:55 PM
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#3222
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Classified
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: You Never Know . . .
Posts: 4,266
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Urkel
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
one's are gravity assisted, while the other's are gravity resisted, yet bigger. at least one full cup size bigger.
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Hank is clearly correct. He can count this one.
S_A_M
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"Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace."
Voted Second Most Helpful Poster on the Politics Board.
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10-29-2007, 06:55 PM
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#3223
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Somewhat refreshed
I had the pleasure of going on vacation with the family just in time for the Southern California wildfires. Did I miss much?
eta: ps. I did my traditional flip off to all my SoCal homies and homettes, but I don't think you could see it through the smoke.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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10-29-2007, 06:56 PM
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#3224
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Big Time
He really is. You have to look carefully to see the little white kitty with the pink hat, but he's there. |
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10-29-2007, 06:57 PM
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#3225
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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"Ignore" is no longer enough.
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Everyone likes watching train wrecks that is why reality tv is so compelling.
The haters may hate me but some people like you said are incapable of placing me on ignore....even some that despise me as evidenced by how I influence subject matter on posting....and how people poach my ideas. It's comedy actually.
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People poach your ideas? Do tell. It is comedy, but I'm not sure it is for the reasons you seem to think it is. If you think "let's see if she can post something even dumber than she has ever posted before" is adding content to the board, I'm not sure I can agree with you. I'm just sucking whatever pleasure I can out of having a nuisance around.
Whatever happened to the whole "I'm quitting the board thing"? I don't think you've ever told us why you decided to stick around. Please don't stay on my account. I have reality tv to keep me warm at night.
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See you later, decorator.
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