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11-14-2014, 01:12 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
I guess technically the things we are most interested in are both covered with skin.
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Ingrown hairs?
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11-14-2014, 01:32 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
One of the reasons I even mentioned his skin is that is a justification I've heard why guys go for younger women. How taut and supple their skin is compared to women of their own age. Of course the other reason is because his skin is fantastic.
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When I was your celibate BF's age, I dated a few women in their 30s and 40s. They had great skin, among other fine features.
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11-14-2014, 02:12 PM
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#3213
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
When I was your celibate BF's age, I dated a few women in their 30s and 40s. They had great skin, among other fine features.
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Like bad eyesight and lowered expectations?
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11-14-2014, 02:14 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
Like bad eyesight and lowered expectations?
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Anal on the first date.
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11-14-2014, 02:30 PM
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When I ask a paralegal
Allegedly with 10 years experience to send the Jones transcript to our expert and em insists the Jones transcript can't be found anywhere, and I have to end my dep early to come in and find it is it fair to say to em "if I open up the Jones file and look in the folder marked 'deposition transcript' and it's there, you're fired?"
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11-14-2014, 03:04 PM
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#3216
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Re: When I ask a paralegal
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Allegedly with 10 years experience to send the Jones transcript to our expert and em insists the Jones transcript can't be found anywhere, and I have to end my dep early to come in and find it is it fair to say to em "if I open up the Jones file and look in the folder marked 'deposition transcript' and it's there, you're fired?"
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How certain are you that it's there? Because you would look like a boob if it's not.
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11-14-2014, 03:12 PM
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It's all about me.
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Re: When I ask a paralegal
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Allegedly with 10 years experience to send the Jones transcript to our expert and em insists the Jones transcript can't be found anywhere, and I have to end my dep early to come in and find it is it fair to say to em "if I open up the Jones file and look in the folder marked 'deposition transcript' and it's there, you're fired?"
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Yes.
Is this really a question?
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11-14-2014, 03:18 PM
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Re: When I ask a paralegal
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Yes.
Is this really a question?
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Im too fucking nice.
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11-14-2014, 03:19 PM
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Re: When I ask a paralegal
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How certain are you that it's there? Because you would look like a boob if it's not.
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It was.
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11-14-2014, 03:24 PM
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Flaired.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
When I was your celibate BF's age, I dated a few women in their 30s and 40s. They had great skin, among other fine features.
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Celibate no more! The wonder boy continues to overdeliver.
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11-14-2014, 03:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Celibate no more! The wonder boy continues to overdeliver.
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Yesterday you were only at the making out stage. You whore. 
Glad you had fun. Post photos on the Adult board.
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11-14-2014, 03:33 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Celibate no more! The wonder boy continues to overdeliver.
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Details? Make my day by sharing. I've had a shitty week.
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11-14-2014, 03:34 PM
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Flaired.
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Yesterday you were only at the making out stage. You whore.
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Two days ago making out. We saw each other both of the last two nights. Just to keep the record straight. 
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11-14-2014, 03:42 PM
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Re: When I ask a paralegal
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
It was.
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Tell em their pay will be reduced at your billable rate.
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11-14-2014, 03:50 PM
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Re: This is why the hipsters are ruining america
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Two days ago making out. We saw each other both of the last two nights. Just to keep the record straight. |
Cheers to you!
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