Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You have a moniker with two food references and an avatar that is a container of food and then you are surprised that fringey remembers details. She mentioned an interest in being wife number #3 if you'd drop the soup avatar and make it a big Dagwood-style sandwich.

n.b. I don't like sandwiches too bready. And there must be lots of sloppy wet condiments. And I may very likely want to continue to see other people during our marriage, but I promise not to get to know them well enough that I can figure out what political party they are in.

Also, I had some truly wonderful soup this past weekend. It was fabulous. However, it was not canned. And I had elk for I think the first time. Also very good.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've been staying up late but not to watch that show, whatever it is. I've been staying up late because fucking Doom 3 on the XBox is so fucking addictive.

They do that on purpose. It pisses off the people at Sony.

FYI, it's an addictive show - a lot like what the discussion has been like today. Someone suspects their girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is cheating. Private investigators follow cheating person and film them, sometimes humping in the living room (if you're going to hump in the living room, close the blinds), investigators follow cheating couple to a public place, show clips to cheatee at the public place and ask if they want to confront cheater and new meat. Hilarity. Usually bitch slapping. And for some reason the guys always lie about the "relationship" until they're shown the video.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Or a nice bratwurst.

With lots of mustard. And/or saurkraut. Buns are bready by definition.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I voted for Tiny House.

I was tricked by that commercial in the last month or so. I'd totally Tivo and watch. God, I'm a sucker.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And I had elk for I think the first time. Also very good.

Did you grab her boobs?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
They do that on purpose. It pisses off the people at Sony.

FYI, it's an addictive show - a lot like what the discussion has been like today. Someone suspects their girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is cheating. Private investigators follow cheating person and film them, sometimes humping in the living room (if you're going to hump in the living room, close the blinds), investigators follow cheating couple to a public place, show clips to cheatee at the public place and ask if they want to confront cheater and new meat. Hilarity. Usually bitch slapping. And for some reason the guys always lie about the "relationship" until they're shown the video.

Are the cheaters always male and cheatees always female? Or do female cheaters confess before the video is shown?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
2. Well except for the soon-to-be-ex hubby part. It does relate to the long-ago-ex husband though.

I don't think I would have the mental energy to cheat on someone. It is not so much the issue of keeping details straight that RT discussed, but more the putting on a front to the other person. I wouldn't make a very good actor. My feelings are not hard to detect...

Does breaking up with someone two days after an encounter with a third party count?

I've been the third party on more than one occassion.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
n.b. I don't like sandwiches too bready.

This corresponds with you not liking penises that are too girthy.

Sorry about that.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Did you grab her boobs?

Were either or both of you commando?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was tricked by that commercial in the last month or so. I'd totally Tivo and watch. God, I'm a sucker.

I don't watch reality TV. I would watch Tiny House. I was tricked by it initially too, and then incredibly disappointed when I realized it was a commericial.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You have a moniker with two food references and an avatar that is a container of food and then you are surprised that fringey remembers details. She mentioned an interest in being wife number #3 if you'd drop the soup avatar and make it a big Dagwood-style sandwich.

For the record, I remembered it too. Sorry, soup. Also I remembered that soup is a Flyers fan. And has friends that don't have sex with their wives all that much. Or something like that.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Were either or both of you commando?

I am right now. fwiw.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are the cheaters always male and cheatees always female? Or do female cheaters confess before the video is shown?

Typically the cheaters seem to be male. However I recall one Dallas episode from some time ago (these are local shows, so Dallas has its Cheaters show, other markets create their own), in which the cheater was a woman and she was cheating on her guy with another woman. the confrontation happened just down the street from my apartment at the time, outside of one of the gay bars in town.

Before you ask, I have no idea why he chose to confront instead of just asking for the 3some.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This corresponds with you not liking penises that are too girthy.

What are you talking about?

I would be entertained by soup re-telling us the story/stories of the deprived wives, and how they deal with their deprivation.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are the cheaters always male and cheatees always female? Or do female cheaters confess before the video is shown?

It's really odd. Almost always, the man says the girl is a "friend, we're just hanging out." Unless they're kissing. The woman usually acts really guilty and blurts shit out. Like, "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, he means nothing to me." Fresh meat (unless it's a relative) is usually shocked, SHOCKED that the other person is in a relationship. One woman actually set her boyfriends clothing on fire in the front yard when she found her boyfriend in HER apartment in HER bed with another woman. She then asked fresh meat who the hell she thought was in all the pictures on the bed (pictures of her and boyfriend and kids) - she said "oh, he said you were his sister." You should watch it, it's funny.

A couple of times they're interrupted people in the act. It's hysterical watching a man trying to put his pants on in a rush with cameras and boom-mike guys and spotlights on you.