It's all about me

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Jesus. I don't think that's a real monkey, either. It looks like a dog on a leash.

The real giveaway is the overalls. Let's face it, if you were confined to a wheelchair, would you be wearing overalls? Let me amend that: would you ever be caught dead in overalls?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What happened?

And speaking of tits, I saw the movie Swimming Pool (on dvd) this weekend. It's quite good, although funnier (if you know any uptight British women) and not as controversial as it is made out to be. I admire Charlotte Rampling for appearing totally naked (and looking great) in the same movie where for most of the time a 20-year old runs around with her top off.

That chick has the best tits on the planet. My wife gave me shit because I freeze-framed it for about 3 minutes while she was trying to watch that movie.

Click here to rub one out to her bare tits w/o watching the movie

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Prozac is being used in the UK so much that it's measurable in groundwater:

• Traces of the antidepressant Prozac can be found in the nation’s drinking water, it has been revealed.
  
  An Environment Agency report suggests so many people are taking the drug nowadays it is building up in rivers and groundwater.

That is, if you believe the Beeb.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Prozac is being used in the UK so much that it's measurable in groundwater:

• Traces of the antidepressant Prozac can be found in the nation’s drinking water, it has been revealed.
  
  An Environment Agency report suggests so many people are taking the drug nowadays it is building up in rivers and groundwater.

That is, if you believe the Beeb.

So it's getting into the drinking water through pee? Eww.

And I love the name of the watchdog agency - DWI - Drinking Water Inspectorate.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So it's getting into the drinking water through pee? Eww.

Don't be so melodramatic. S.F.'s air quality tanked in the 1970s in the same way due to amyl nitrate contamination from farts. And we're all still here, right?

BTW, chances are you're always drinking a little bit of pee or breathing a little bit of fart. One Hundred Interesting Mathematical Calculations, Number 7: Julius Caesar's Last Breath.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
BTW, chances are you're always drinking a little bit of pee or breathing a little bit of fart.

This is fascinating. Do you know if it's likely we're routinely exposed to fecal bacteria?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dave
I didn't know Fringe was festive. Good times.

What: The 11th annual Minnesota Fringe Festival

Show titles: "Does This Monologue Make Me Look Fat?" . . . "Please Don't Eat [All] the [Hot] Dogs [at ACL]" . . . "A Year in the Life of Slippery Goodstuff" . . . "The Great Masturbators"

Wow, that is totally all me. The Slippery Goodstuff has been instrumental in my achieving the title of Great Masturbator.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
BTW, chances are you're always drinking a little bit of pee or breathing a little bit of fart. One Hundred Interesting Mathematical Calculations, Number 7: Julius Caesar's Last Breath.

What's worse . . . that I felt the need to check in here on an interminable late conference call with clients in California OR that I knew this particular fact without clicking the link?

Even(thanks for the link, since no one ever believes me)Odds

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Darlin', if you choose to listen to talk radio in the South, the accent is the least of your problems.

Caveat emptor.

The more apt warning for Southern AM:

Nil credam et omnia cavebo.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, you're one of the like 10% who actually obeys the speed limit? Some how I don't think that's a normal characteristic for a self-proclaimed rageaholic.

No, you twit, I do not always obey the speed limit. I don't think there is anyone out there who does. I said that under the circumstances where these animals were hit, I was obeying the speed limit. I commute through park lands every day and I know how strict the cops are with enforcement, so you would have to be an idiot or not paying attention to exceed the speed limits through there. You would also have to be an idiot to exceed the speed limit knowing the number of animals, especially deer, that are in that place. I've been especially vigilant driving through there, and I've still managed to hit two deer.

The dog was the only larger animal I hit that wasn't on that particular route. This was years ago on a busy street where everyone has to travel roughly the same speed.

I do not specifically recall all of the circumstances involved when I have hit smaller animals. I will not swerve to avoid animals of cat-size or smaller, with the single exception of skunks.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by evenodds
Even(thanks for the link, since no one ever believes me)Odds

You're welcome. I liked the proof in that it measured the last breath without requiring adherence to the particular dubious Shakespearian fiction that his last utterance was "Et tu Brute? Then die Caesar."

As any schoolboy knows, Gaius Julius Caesar's last words were probably "And you, child?" uttered in Greek, or as Suetonius more particularly recounts in his Divus Julius, "atque ita tribus et uiginti plagis confossus est uno modo ad primum ictum gemitu sine uoce edito, etsi tradiderunt quidam Marco Bruto irruenti dixisse: 'kai su teknon . . . ." Id. at 82.

Hank, like Caesar, is probably coated in a thin omnipresent veneer of fecal coliform bacteria. We touch greatness daily.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
As any schoolboy knows, Gaius Julius Caesar's last words were probably. . . as Suetonius more particularly recounts in his Divus Julius, "atque ita tribus et uiginti plagis confossus est uno modo ad primum ictum gemitu sine uoce edito, etsi tradiderunt quidam Marco Bruto irruenti dixisse: 'kai su teknon . . . ." Id. at 82.

I don't even want to consider how many molecules of air that statement contained.

[SEC Issues]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I don't even want to consider how many molecules of air that statement contained.

For those that want to do the calculations, please remember that a corrective factor must be used to account for expansion due to the heating of the air.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I don't even want to consider how many molecules of air that statement contained.

Or whether it came from his mouth or his ass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Indeed. I'm sort of a Sebby, but with distinguished grey highlights at my temples.

I'm working on those myself.

I may be the only man alive who actually WANTS grey hair. My eyes are going, so I will need glasses soon, but glasses just don't look fetching, or authoritative, unless you have the grey behind them.

I am convinced grey hair and glasses gets you a salary bump.